Azi mi-am cump\u0103rat o \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103 Magnum pe b\u0103\u0163. L\u00e2ng\u0103 chio\u015fcul v\u00e2nz\u0103torului era un co\u015f clasic de gunoi unde am aruncat ambalajul, apoi mi-am continuat drumul, \u00een timp ce m\u00e2ncam \u00eenghe\u0163ata. Am vorbit la telefon. Am mai luat o mu\u015fc\u0103tur\u0103. Am urm\u0103rit cearta unui cuplu. \u00cenc\u0103 o mu\u015fc\u0103tur\u0103. Am meditat la nemurirea sufletului. \u00cenc\u0103 o mu\u015fc\u0103tur\u0103. \u015ei tot a\u015fa… m-am pomenit c\u0103 am r\u0103mas cu be\u0163iga\u015ful \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. \u00cen fa\u0163a mea erau co\u015furile de gunoi diferen\u0163iat, alea cu PLATSIC, SITCLA \u015fi HATRIE, care \u00ee\u0163i sugerau c\u0103 nu e bine s\u0103 amesteci gunoiul, c\u0103 gunoiul amestecat e ca literele st\u00e2lcite, c\u0103 gunoiul pur duce la o planet\u0103 pur\u0103 \u015fi alte cli\u015fee eco.<\/p>\n
M\u0103 uit la b\u0103\u0163. Lemn. PLATSIC? Neeee, e lemn. SITCLA? No way, lemnul e lemn, sticla e sticl\u0103. HATRIE? \u015ei h\u00e2rtia e produs\u0103 din lemn, deci parc\u0103 aici. Dar, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 arunc b\u0103\u0163ul, m-au cuprins remu\u015fc\u0103rile. Dac\u0103 fac o gaf\u0103? Exact \u00een clipa aceea trecu pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine o adolescent\u0103 pe role.
\n-Nu te sup\u0103ra, o opresc eu.
\nM\u0103 vede debusolat\u0103, se \u00eenduio\u015feaz\u0103, m\u0103 prive\u015fte curioas\u0103.
\n-Uite, vezi tu b\u0103\u0163ul \u0103sta?
\n-Deah.
\n-E de lemn?
\n-Deah, fat\u0103, ce-ai!?
\n-Tu unde l-ai arunca, la plastic, la sticl\u0103 sau la h\u00e2rtie?<\/p>\n
\u00cencepe s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 batjocoritor.
\n-Pe jos, fato, c\u0103 stai \u00een Rom\u00e2nia.<\/p>\n
\u015ei pleac\u0103.<\/p>\n
P\u00e2n’ la urm\u0103, l-am mai plimbat 50 de metri, \u015fi l-am aruncat la un co\u015f “obi\u015fnuit”.<\/p>\n
Voi ce zice\u0163i, am procedat corect?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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