{"id":26487,"date":"2024-05-13T10:28:45","date_gmt":"2024-05-13T07:28:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26487"},"modified":"2024-05-13T12:15:00","modified_gmt":"2024-05-13T09:15:00","slug":"da-nemo-a-castigat-eurovisionul-pe-merit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/da-nemo-a-castigat-eurovisionul-pe-merit\/","title":{"rendered":"Da, Nemo a c\u00e2\u0219tigat Eurovisionul pe merit"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dup\u0103 prima semifinal\u0103, s-au umplut re\u021belele de beh\u0103it de oaie smerit\u0103: \u0103vai, ptiu, ucig\u0103-l toaca, satanism. Pentru c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd ideile tale despre art\u0103 vin din criteriile de frumos ale bunic\u0103-tii din Curule\u0219tii de Vale, nu \u00een\u021belegi ideea de spectacol \u0219i diferen\u021ba dintre fic\u021biune \u0219i realitate nici dac\u0103 se milostive\u0219te cineva s\u0103-\u021bi fac\u0103 un desen explicativ. M\u0103 tot uit la filmele astea horror geniale din trecut \u0219i \u00eemi dau seama ce noroc au avut cu un public mai pu\u021bin b\u0103tut \u00een cap dec\u00e2t cel din zilele noastre. C\u0103 oile ar fi \u00eenceput s\u0103 beh\u0103ie: beeheeehe, Satana, beheheeee \u0219i at\u00e2tea capodopere s-ar fi dus pe apa s\u00e2mbetei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar dup\u0103 ce Elve\u021bia a c\u00e2\u0219tigat Eurovisionul cu interpretul nonbinar Emo \u0219i cu piesa \u201eThe Code\u201d, oile domnului au re\u00eenceput s\u0103 beh\u0103ie, \u0219i mai furioase. Chit c\u0103 piesa lui Nemo e complex\u0103 \u0219i melodioas\u0103, un fel de musical meets early Queen meets Euro-pop meets white boy rap. Chit c\u0103 e dificil\u0103 tehnic, cu toate acele pasaje \u00een registru \u00eenalt \u0219i altele \u00een registru grav, cu falsetto, staccato \u0219i riffuri perfect executate, cu flowul de rap respectat cam c\u00e2t de bine poate o persoan\u0103 alb\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 flow de rap \u0219i cu suficient\u0103 teatralitate s\u0103 secondeze linia de musical. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mul\u021bi habar nu au s\u0103 c\u00e2nte nici pe teren plan stabil, dar Nemo c\u00e2nta PE PARABOLA ACEEA \u00ceN PERPETUU BALANS, F\u0102R\u0102 S\u0102 FALSEZE \u0218I F\u0102R\u0102 S\u0102 \u00ceI SAR\u0102 VOCEA NICI O SECUND\u0102.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CO_qJf-nW0k?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Voi ave\u021bi idee c\u00e2t de dificil\u0103 e tehnic treaba asta? S\u0103 c\u00e2n\u021bi pe ceva care se mi\u0219c\u0103 la voia \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103rii sub tine, \u0219i s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ajustezi echilibrul control\u00e2ndu-\u021bi \u00een acela\u0219i timp vocea? E nevoie de ani de exerci\u021biu \u0219i tehnic\u0103 vocal\u0103, ca s\u0103 nu spun un excelent sim\u021b al echiibrului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Al\u021bii au avut o forma\u021bie complet\u0103 de dansatori, costume, recuzit\u0103, mizanscen\u0103. Nemo a avut o parabol\u0103. \u0218i at\u00e2t. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ca s\u0103 nu punctez c\u0103 \u201eThe Code\u201d e o pies\u0103 tonic\u0103, vesel\u0103, \u00een\u0103l\u021b\u0103toare, cu un mesaj pozitiv \u0219i luminos, deci m\u0103car oile Domnului care r\u0103geau despre satanism ar fi trebuit s\u0103 tac\u0103 din gur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar ce au \u00een\u021beles oile? C\u0103 era un interpret nonbinar, care purta fust\u0103 roz. Beheheeeeeeeeee. Beheheeeeeeeeee. Beheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Beeeeheee. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O persoan\u0103 nonbinar\u0103 e o persoan\u0103 care \u00eembin\u0103 tr\u0103s\u0103turi masculine \u0219i tr\u0103s\u0103turi feminine, \u0219i alege s\u0103 le asume, de aceea \u00ee\u0219i spune they \/ them. \u0218i se treze\u0219te coana Tan\u021ba din Aduna\u021bii Cop\u0103ceni, care are o musta\u021b\u0103 mai d\u00e2rz\u0103 dec\u00e2t un regiment de husari, \u0219i nici nu \u0219i-o epileaz\u0103 c\u0103 se zg\u00e2rce\u0219te la bani, s\u0103 \u021bipe c\u0103 identitatea nonbinar\u0103 nu e valid\u0103. Se treze\u0219te nea Cais\u0103, care are \u021b\u00e2\u021be mai mari dec\u00e2t mine, s\u0103 \u021bipe c\u0103 identitatea nonbinar\u0103 nu e valid\u0103. B\u0103, dar mai uita\u021bi-v\u0103 \u0219i voi \u00een oglind\u0103, \u00eenainte s\u0103 m\u00e2nca\u021bi  rahat cu perje despre identitatea nonbinar\u0103. Majoritatea sunte\u021bi nonbinari, fie c\u0103 v\u0103 place, fie c\u0103 nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen rest, dac\u0103 o fust\u0103 roz e cea care te face s\u0103 treci din registru de bariton \u00een contratenor \u0219i \u00eenapoi, nu vreau s\u0103 port dec\u00e2t fuste roz pe tot restul vie\u021bii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nemo sigur are \u0219coal\u0103 de canto, iar \u0103\u0219tia care \u00eel beh\u0103ie. \u0219coala vie\u021bii. Mar\u0219 toat\u0103 turma la ORL \u0219i desfunda\u021bi-v\u0103 urechile, c\u0103 se pare c\u0103 nu mai auzi\u021bi. Da, Ouatu al nostru a fost primul care a urcat fusta pe scena Eurovision, deci ar trebui s\u0103 fim m\u00e2ndri c\u0103 am creat un trend. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar noi nu. Beheheeeeeeee. Beheheeee. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Partea bun\u0103 cu mul\u021bii pro\u0219ti care nu se pot s\u0103tura s\u0103 semnalizeze e c\u0103 Eurovisionul a redevenit relevant. Cum o zice un proverb rom\u00e2nesc: C\u00e2inii latr\u0103, caravana merge. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 apreciezi acest articol, po\u021bi sus\u021bine la r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>. Pentru dona\u021bii de 50 de euro sau mai mult, \u00eemi po\u021bi propune tu un subiect. 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