{"id":2654,"date":"2010-09-20T23:07:53","date_gmt":"2010-09-20T20:07:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2654"},"modified":"2010-09-20T23:07:53","modified_gmt":"2010-09-20T20:07:53","slug":"animalele-imbatranesc-mai-repede-decat-noi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/animalele-imbatranesc-mai-repede-decat-noi\/","title":{"rendered":"Animalele \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc mai repede dec\u00e2t noi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Acum \u015fase ani \u015fi jum\u0103tate, Pulic\u0103 era pui. Avea ochi alba\u015ftri, o poft\u0103 nest\u0103vilit\u0103 de a s\u0103ri \u015fi de a explora chestii, de a rupe, de a sparge, de a se urca, de a se furi\u015fa. Nu d\u0103dea doi bani pe tandre\u0163ea mea. De-abia seara mi se cuib\u0103rea \u00een curbura g\u00e2tului, unde am eu o aluni\u0163\u0103 mai pronun\u0163at\u0103, pe care o lua drept s\u00e2nul m\u0103-sii, o sugea c\u00e2t o sugea, p\u00e2n\u0103 adormea.<\/p>\n<p>Acum, la aproape \u015fapte ani, ne mai juc\u0103m de-a ascunselea, de-a prinselea, de-a t\u0103v\u0103leala, de-a friptea (st\u0103m cu palmele fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencerc\u0103m s\u0103-l &#8220;frigem&#8221; pe cel\u0103lalt &#8211; \u00een asta exceleaz\u0103), dar mai rar. Cel mai mult \u00eei place s\u0103-mi doarm\u0103 \u00een poal\u0103, ore \u00een \u015fir. Eu scriu, el \u00eemi \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015feaz\u0103 genunchiul, sau talpa, sau gamba, cu l\u0103bu\u0163ele din fa\u0163\u0103, toarce pu\u0163in \u015fi adoarme. Dac\u0103 \u00eel \u00eendep\u0103rtez bl\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la frigider dup\u0103 o bere, tresare \u015fi vine dup\u0103 mine \u00eengrijorat. C\u00e2nd plec de acas\u0103, m\u0103 miaun\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la intersec\u0163ie. C\u00e2nd vin, \u00eencepe s\u0103 miaune r\u0103sun\u0103tor din dep\u0103rtare. C\u00e2nd intru, m\u0103 ceart\u0103 indignat cu repro\u015furi traductibile prin &#8220;unde pula mea ai fost p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora asta?? Mi-am ros must\u0103\u0163ile de \u00eengrijorare.&#8221; <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Nu se mai ca\u0163\u0103r\u0103 at\u00e2t de nes\u0103\u0163ios ca \u00eenainte, nu \u00ee\u015fi calculeaz\u0103 mereu s\u0103riturile at\u00e2t de bine &#8211; dar cade \u00een picioare. Vrea mai mult\u0103 m\u00e2ng\u00e2iere, mai multe \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015f\u0103ri, \u00ee\u0163i lipe\u015fte capul de palm\u0103, \u0163i se uit\u0103 lung \u00een ochi, \u00ee\u0163i ron\u0163\u0103ie un deget. Oare animalele \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc cu acelea\u015fi puseuri de anxietate \u015fi temeri ca \u015fi oamenii?<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8NOZH0y7VxE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acum \u015fase ani \u015fi jum\u0103tate, Pulic\u0103 era pui. Avea ochi alba\u015ftri, o poft\u0103 nest\u0103vilit\u0103 de a s\u0103ri \u015fi de a explora chestii, de a&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}