R\u0103spunsul gigelului: Poate depun \u0219i eu ni\u0219te icre la finalul serii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Idioata pick me: Mie-mi place gigel, \u0219i sper c\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103 fac pre\u0219, vede c\u0103 sunt cea mai bun\u0103 chestie ever. \u0218i atunci \u00eel accept cu toat\u0103 nesim\u021birea lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i dup\u0103 o sear\u0103 extrem de proast\u0103, \u00een care combatan\u021bii no\u0219tri n-au f\u0103cut dec\u00e2t s\u0103 se minimalizeze \u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i dea cu tifla, urmeaz\u0103 cea mai jalnic\u0103 \u0219i penibil\u0103 partid\u0103 de lab\u0103 asistat\u0103, \u00een care gigel \u00ee\u0219i scutur\u0103 de trei ori virguli\u021ba \u00een ea, \u0219i \u00een timp ce imbecila pick me se \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 o fi deja \u00een\u0103untru \u0219i dac\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 se apuce s\u0103 geam\u0103 cu entuziasm, constat\u0103 c\u0103 deja \u00eei curge ceva albicios pe crac \u00een jos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i e normal. Dac\u0103 nu d\u0103 doi bani pe cum te sim\u021bi la restaurant \/ cr\u00e2\u0219m\u0103 \/ bodega g\u0103rii \/ unde s-o fi \u00eendurat s\u0103 te scoat\u0103, de ce i-ar p\u0103sa cum te sim\u021bi \u00een pat? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Interac\u021biune mai jalnic\u0103, mai penibil\u0103 \u0219i mai superficial\u0103 nu exist\u0103 \u00eentre dou\u0103 fiin\u021be umane. Un schimb ma\u0219inal de fluide, \u00een care ea se bucur\u0103 s-o composteze \u0219i pe ea un am\u0103r\u00e2t, iar el se bucur\u0103 c\u0103 a dat impersonal de un orificiu aproximativ umed. Zero conexiune, zero atrac\u021bie, zero pasiune. Mai bine deschizi p***hub \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi oferi o m\u00e2n\u0103 de ajutor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Nu, frate. Nu \u00een aceast\u0103 via\u021b\u0103. Ai un timp limitat pe aceast\u0103 planet\u0103, pre\u021buie\u0219te-l. Iar asta \u00eenseamn\u0103, pe de o parte, s\u0103 nu ie\u0219i la date cu persoane care nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 nimic pentru tine. \u0218i pe de alta, s\u0103 nu ie\u0219i la date cu un tip c\u0103ruia nu \u00eei ies raze laser din ochi de cum te vede \u0219i care nu caut\u0103 s\u0103 creeze cu tine seara perfect\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i nu spun neap\u0103rat s\u0103 te scoat\u0103 la Casa Cap\u0219a \u0219i s\u0103 te plimbe cu limuzina p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un mic bistro de cartier e perfect, c\u00e2t timp m\u00e2ncarea e bun\u0103, atmosfera e primitoare, serviciul prompt \u0219i profesionist, iar aten\u021bia lui se concentreaz\u0103 pe a te face s\u0103 te sim\u021bi regina serii. \u0102la care te r\u0103sfa\u021b\u0103 la cr\u00e2\u0219m\u0103 te va r\u0103sf\u0103\u021ba \u0219i-n pat. \u0102la care te trateaz\u0103 ca pe mobilier la cr\u00e2\u0219m\u0103 te va folosi pe post de suport temporar pentru p*nis \u0219i \u00een pat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu, un date nu e un interviu de job. E un interviu de via\u021b\u0103 personal\u0103, care poate fi mai important dec\u00e2t un job. Pentru c\u0103 joburile sunt o conven\u021bie social\u0103. Te duci \u00eentr-un loc. Sau deschizi laptopul la tine acas\u0103. \u00ce\u021bi faci treaba timp de opt ore. Apoi pleci din acel loc sau \u00eenchizi laptopul \u0219i \u00eencepe via\u021ba ta. Cine e\u0219ti, la ce visezi, de ce te bucuri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Un date e un interviu prin care stabilim dac\u0103 acord\u0103m cuiva anume accesul la cine suntem, la visele \u0219i intimitatea noastr\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 nu sim\u021bi o nevoie intens\u0103, necontrolabil\u0103, s\u0103 faci s\u0103 fie memorabil, mai bine nu te duci. C\u0103 nu-\u021bi place cu adev\u0103rat persoana. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 nu sim\u021bi o nevoie s\u0103 te aranjezi \u0219i s\u0103 te \u00eembraci frumos, dac\u0103 nu anticipezi cu emo\u021bie cum va fi \u00eent\u00e2lnirea, mai bine nu te duci. C\u0103 nu-\u021bi place cu adev\u0103rat persoana. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 nu arzi de curiozitate s\u0103 afli totul despre el \/ ea \u0219i s\u0103 stai cu ochii numai la el \/ ea, mai bine nu te duci. C\u0103 nu-\u021bi place cu adev\u0103rat persoana. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 ai calcule meschine de tipul \u201ehai s\u0103 mimez c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 fiu aici \u0219i s\u0103 joc jocule\u021be retardate din cursul de creeps \u00een c\u0103lduri al lui Andrew Tate!, mai bine nu te duci. C\u0103 nu-\u021bi place cu adev\u0103rat persoana. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pre\u021buirea fa\u021b\u0103 de propriul timp presupune s\u0103 accept\u0103m un date DAC\u0102 \u0219i NUMAI DAC\u0102 sim\u021bim onest c\u0103 vrem s\u0103 descoperim ce e cu cel \/ cea cu care ie\u0219im. \u0218i atunci, nu punem problema la modul meschin, \u201e\u0103\u0103\u0103, \u0103sta nu e un interviu de job.\u201d Ci oferim latura noastr\u0103 cea mai bun\u0103. Nu pentru c\u0103 ne falsific\u0103m, ci pentru c\u0103 realmente, ne bucur\u0103m s\u0103 fim acolo, \u00eempreun\u0103, \u0219i transmitem asta prin to\u021bi porii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dac\u0103 date-ul e a\u0219a, probabil c\u0103 \u0219i s*xul va fi r\u0103v\u0103\u0219itor pentru ambele p\u0103r\u021bi. Dac\u0103 date-ul nu e a\u0219a, v\u0103 pierde\u021bi reciproc timpul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Singura resurs\u0103 pe care nimic n-o regenereaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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