{"id":26629,"date":"2024-06-22T05:04:24","date_gmt":"2024-06-22T02:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26629"},"modified":"2024-06-22T05:05:01","modified_gmt":"2024-06-22T02:05:01","slug":"nu-folosesti-internetul-cum-ar-trebui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-folosesti-internetul-cum-ar-trebui\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu folose\u0219ti internetul cum ar trebui"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ieri seara, am avut parte de cel mai nea\u0219teptat cadou: o lec\u021bie de marketing. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

O domni\u0219oar\u0103 f\u0103cea s** work pe un trotuar. Dar cum treaba era stagnant\u0103, fata noastr\u0103 f\u0103cea concomitent live pe TikTok. Ar\u0103t\u00e2nd exact col\u021bi\u0219orul \u00een care se afla. \u0218i \u00een cel mai scurt timp, cifra de afaceri a crescut vertiginos. Fata ie\u0219ea din live c\u00e2nd ap\u0103rea urm\u0103torul pe\u021bitor \u0219i reintra de cum finaliza ce era de finalizat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i atunci m-am prins c\u00e2t poten\u021bial de afaceri e de fapt \u00een nevinovatul TikTok. \u0218i nu, nu m\u0103 refer la comercializarea s**ului la col\u021b, pentru c\u0103 avem \u0219i noi o v\u00e2rst\u0103. \u0218i cu v\u00e2rsta intervine \u0219i cheful de a pfoote o palm\u0103 oric\u0103rui str\u0103in impertinent care te \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 faci \u0219i cwoor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 a\u0219 avea un mic aprozar la strad\u0103. Primul lucru pe care l-a\u0219 face, dup\u0103 cur\u0103\u021benia de diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i aranjarea m\u0103rfii pe raft, \u0219i evident \u00eentoarcerea cartona\u0219ului cu \u201edeschis\u201d, ar fi s\u0103 intru live pe TikTok. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Oameni buni, suntem pe Lizeanu, col\u021b cu \u0218tefan cel Mare. Ia te uit\u0103 ce ro\u0219ii avem. Ro\u0219ii de gr\u0103din\u0103 adev\u0103rate. OMG, ce bun! \u0218ti\u021bi ce salat\u0103 delicioas\u0103 de ro\u0219ii cu br\u00e2nz\u0103 iese din astea? O s\u0103 linge\u021bi castronul, v\u0103 zic eu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Uite castrave\u021bi adev\u0103ra\u021bi de gr\u0103din\u0103. Pe \u0103\u0219tia mi-i aduce nea Costi, care \u00eei cre\u0219te la \u021bar\u0103 \u0219i nu pune chimicale. Bun\u0103tate de castrave\u021bi. Yummy! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, user5567, 8,99 lei kilogramul \u0219i nu uita s\u0103 dai taptap \u0219i follow. Brb, tocmai am cump\u0103r\u0103tor, revin, vegetarienii mei simpatici. Da, doamn\u0103, cu ce v\u0103 servim? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

F\u0103 un live pe TikTok de la tine din aprozar, laud\u0103 \u0219i arat\u0103 la camer\u0103 tot ce e bun \u0219i proasp\u0103t \u0219i num\u0103r\u0103 banii. E at\u00e2t de simplu s\u0103 folose\u0219ti social media pentru v\u00e2nz\u0103ri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, \u0219i am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat asta de la o s** workeri\u021b\u0103 cu spirit antreprenorial. Nu e numai cea mai veche meserie din lume, ci \u0219i cea mai inventiv\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe\u00a0Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe\u00a0Twitter<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0YouTube<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi pe\u00a0TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ieri seara, am avut parte de cel mai nea\u0219teptat cadou: o lec\u021bie de marketing. O domni\u0219oar\u0103 f\u0103cea s** work pe un trotuar. Dar cum...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":26630,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/mobile-phone.jpg?fit=640%2C427&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26629"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26632,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26629\/revisions\/26632"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}