{"id":26633,"date":"2024-06-23T19:08:32","date_gmt":"2024-06-23T16:08:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26633"},"modified":"2024-06-23T19:54:58","modified_gmt":"2024-06-23T16:54:58","slug":"despre-sfaturile-nesolicitate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-sfaturile-nesolicitate\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre sfaturile nesolicitate"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u201eO; nu. Lorena scrie iar despre sfaturi nesolicitate!\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cine m\u0103 cite\u0219te de ceva timp m\u0103 \u0219tie. Sunt o fat\u0103 \u00een linii mari bine inten\u021bionat\u0103 \u0219i pozitiv\u0103, dar am \u0219i eu o doz\u0103 de crazy. \u0218i doza asta de crazy apare \u00een general c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi explic de dou\u0103-trei ori frumos s\u0103 nu m\u0103 calci pe b\u0103t\u0103turi, la care tu \u00een\u021belegi c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103-\u021bi faci hobby din a m\u0103 c\u0103lca pe b\u0103t\u0103turi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 vre\u021bi articole safe for work \u0219i \u00een\u021belepte despre indica\u021bii nesolicitate, le g\u0103si\u021bi \u00een arhiva blogului. Acesta va fi un rant, \u0219i sursa lui e exact doza de crazy, deci, trigger warning. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

N-a\u021bi plecat? Bun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Din varii motive, eu sunt genul de om care atrage sfaturile necerute cam cum atrage rahatul mu\u0219tele. M\u0103car dac\u0103 a\u0219 avea lipici la bani cum am la b\u0103g\u0103ri \u00een seam\u0103 aiurea \u0219i indica\u021bii pre\u021bioase de la oameni pe care nu i-am \u00eentrebat nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i e una care nu m\u0103 scotea din lec\u021bioare. S\u0103-mi las p\u0103rul lung, s\u0103 m\u0103 vopsesc \u00eentr-o culoare mai deschis\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103 feminizeaz\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 machiez soft, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac urban – high – class, s\u0103 fiu o doamn\u0103 femeie. Practic, s\u0103 fiu ca orice alt\u0103 pizm\u0103 care plimb\u0103 h\u00e2rtii \u00een cerc \u00eentr-un birou \u0219i se crede important\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I-am spus o dat\u0103 politicos s\u0103 se ab\u021bin\u0103. C\u0103 dac\u0103 voiam s\u0103 fiu pizma care plimb\u0103 h\u00e2rtii \u00een cerc \u00eentr-un birou, eram deja. Dar eu sunt un uragan, \u0219i asta m\u0103 face o personalitate de sine st\u0103t\u0103toare. \u0218i cum nu m\u0103 tund, nu m\u0103 machiez \u0219i nu m\u0103 \u00eembrac din banii t\u0103i, chiar nu te prive\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i individa a insistat de mai multe ori dec\u00e2t era cazul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Un sfat. Las\u0103-\u021bi p\u0103rul lung. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am v\u0103zut negru \u00een fa\u021ba ochilor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Un sfat la schimb: s*ge zece p*le. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Lorena? De ce nu po\u021bi r\u0103spunde respectuos? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Respectuos \u021bi-am spus de cinci ori s\u0103 nu-mi mai dai instruc\u021biuni legate de aspectul meu \u0219i n-ai \u00een\u021beles. Din momentul \u0103sta, dau \u0219i eu la schimb pove\u021be nesolicitate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dar eu \u00ee\u021bi zic pentru binele t\u0103u! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Binele meu mi-l stabilesc eu, nu tu. \u00cen schimb, eu \u021bi-am dat un sfat util de care pot beneficia zece p*le care n-au avut parte de un pic de iubire din cretacic \u0219i se usuc\u0103 de dor. \u00ce\u021bi zic pentru binele ob\u0219tesc! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Lorena, eu vreau s\u0103 te ajut… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Am cerut eu ajutor? Nu. \u00cen schimb cele zece p*le nesupte au \u00een mod real nevoie de ajutor. Investe\u0219te-\u021bi bun\u0103tatea \u00een ele, sigur vor aprecia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-E\u0219ti insuportabil\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu eu am \u00eenceput. Dar \u0219tii ce e mai insuportabil? Tensiunea din testiculele celor zece p*le nesupte. F\u0103 un bine, plaseaz\u0103-\u021bi ajutorul acolo unde e necesar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Incredibil! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Serios. \u00cen timp ce tu m\u0103 freci pe mine la icre, zece p*le triste stau nesupte \u0219i posesorii lor fac coali\u021bia pentru familie, s\u0103 interzic\u0103 avortul. \u0218i \u0219tii de ce o fac? \u00cen ideea c\u0103 dac\u0103 femeile vor fi cople\u0219ite de povara unor copii pe care nu \u0219i-i permit financiar, vor fi for\u021bate de \u00eemprejur\u0103ri s\u0103 le s*g\u0103 \u0219i lor p*lile. Tu po\u021bi preveni acest dezastru, ocup\u0103-te de cele zece p*le nesupte, c\u0103, spre deosebire de machiajul meu, \u0103sta e un pericol real! P*lele adecvat supte nu militeaz\u0103 pentru limitarea drepturilor femeii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i a\u0219a am sc\u0103pat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deci, lansez campania: \u201eTe chinuie nevoia de a da pove\u021be necerute? Adopt\u0103 o p*l\u0103 nesupt\u0103, care are nevoie de gura ta mai mult dec\u00e2t mine!\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 ave\u021bi vreo rud\u0103 care v\u0103 pistoneaz\u0103 la cap cu p\u0103reri de care n-ave\u021bi nevoie, da\u021bi-i link la acest articol. \u0218i \u00eencuraja\u021bi-o s\u0103 se ocupe de singura activitate care mai poate calma cheful de r\u0103zbel al omenirii. o mu** s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103 \u0219i cu strig\u0103turi pentru toate p*lele \u00eencordate de at\u00e2ta nesugere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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