{"id":26644,"date":"2024-06-28T05:28:22","date_gmt":"2024-06-28T02:28:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26644"},"modified":"2024-06-28T05:28:25","modified_gmt":"2024-06-28T02:28:25","slug":"posta-redactiei-prietena-mea-este-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/posta-redactiei-prietena-mea-este-o\/","title":{"rendered":"Po\u0219ta redac\u021biei: Prietena mea este o&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Periodic, oferim iubire cititorului nostru. \u00cen sensul \u00een care el sau ea, sau chiar tu, de ce nu, ne trimite(\u021bi) problema voastr\u0103 de suflet pe birou@lorenalupu.com. Noi citim, cuget\u0103m \u0219i analiz\u0103m, apoi propunem o solu\u021bie sau d\u0103m o opinie \u00ceNTR-UN ARTICOL PE BLOG.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sau \u00een consulta\u0163ie privat\u0103, contra cost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Scrisorica de azi zice a\u0219a:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Bun\u0103 seara, Lorena, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Nu am cu cine s\u0103 discut tot ce o s\u0103-\u021bi povestesc, pentru c\u0103 familia \u0219i prietenii nu m\u0103 vor \u00een\u021belege; de aceea prefer s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi scriu \u021bie. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Sunt b\u0103iat, am 22 de ani. Am o prieten\u0103 cu care m\u0103 vpd aproape zilnic, c\u0103 locuim \u00een acela\u0219i bloc. Prietena nu e foarte iubitoare cu mine, cum sunt alte fete cu iubi\u021bii lor. De aceea, \u00eentr-o zi, c\u00e2nd era la baie, mi-am permis s\u0103 m\u0103 uit \u00een telefonul ei mobil. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Am g\u0103sit multe chestii interesante \u00een telefonul ei. Am observat c\u0103 avea poze de la al\u021bi doi tipi, am\u00e2ndoi mult mai maturi \u0219i mai musculo\u0219i dec\u00e2t mine. Poze cu ei dezbr\u0103ca\u021bi. \u0218i m-am uitat pe WhatsApp, unde avea discu\u021bii interminabile \u0219i pline de siropo\u0219enii \u0219i cu ei. Genul de siropo\u0219enii pe care mie nu mi le adreseaz\u0103 niciodat\u0103. \u0218i ei \u00eei r\u0103spundeau foarte provocator \u0219i cu apropouri. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Dar, Lorena, c\u00e2nd m-am uitat la pozele lor \u0219i am v\u0103zut ce c\u0103\u021bea \u00een c\u0103lduri e prietena mea cu tipii \u0103\u0219tia mai maturi, \u00een mintea mea am v\u0103zut-o cum \u0219i-o trage cu ei, \u0219i cum beh\u0103ie dup\u0103 p&#8230;, \u0219i imaginea m-a excitat foarte tare. A trebuit s\u0103 pun telefonul unde \u00eel l\u0103sase, s\u0103 \u00eenchid tot, dar am f\u0103cut \u00een ziua aia sex ca niciodat\u0103, pentru c\u0103 g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 e o c***\u0103 care m\u0103 \u00een\u0219ela f\u0103r\u0103 ru\u0219ine cu al\u021bii mi se p\u0103rea foarte, foarte excitant. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ieri a plecat nu \u0219tiu cu care. Mie mi-a zis c\u0103 iese cu prietenele la cafea, dar nu mi-a zis cu ce prietene \u0219i la ce bar. C\u00e2nd a trecut pe la mine dup\u0103 ie\u0219ire, am s\u0103rutat-o \u0219i am sim\u021bit mirosul de p&#8230; \u00een respira\u021bia ei. Nu pot s\u0103 spun c\u00e2t de tare m-am excitat, din nou. I-am dat limbi. Mirosul de p&#8230; era \u0219i acolo. Iar am avut un orgasm s\u0103lbatic. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Prietena mea e o c**\u0103, \u0219i g\u00e2ndul \u0103sta  m\u0103  face s\u0103 mi se scoale \u0219i acum c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi scriu. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Mi-a\u0219 dori s\u0103 m\u0103 lase s\u0103 particip \u0219i eu la partidele ei cu al\u021bii, dar nu \u0219tiu cum s\u0103 deschid subiectul. Tu ce ai face? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>X. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Drag\u0103 X, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu sunt prea convins\u0103 de valoarea de adev\u0103r a acestei pove\u0219ti, dar sunt convins\u0103 c\u0103 ai dat o lab\u0103 \u00een timp ce ai scris-o. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen rest, fanteziile de tip \u201ecuckold\u201d &#8211; c\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103 te ui\u021bi la so\u021bia ta care face sex cu al\u021bii &#8211; sunt mult mai r\u0103sp\u00e2ndite dec\u00e2t am crede, \u0219i de aceea exist\u0103 o categorie specific\u0103 pe p***hub pentru asta. Probabil c\u0103 \u0219tii de ea \u0219i probabil c\u0103 dai zilnic refresh dup\u0103 nout\u0103\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu nu prea \u00een\u021beleg de ce ai fi at\u00e2t de \u00eenc\u00e2ntat s\u0103 \u021bii lum\u00e2narea, dar hei, nu sunt \u00een pozi\u021bia s\u0103 te judec. Totul e ok \u00een dormitor, at\u00e2ta timp c\u00e2t ai un partener care consimte \u0219i nimeni nu sufer\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Prin urmare: dac\u0103 gagica respectiv\u0103 chiar exist\u0103 \u0219i chiar face ce scrii tu aici c\u0103 face, po\u021bi s\u0103 o chemi pe la tine, cu lum\u00e2n\u0103ri \u0219i vin ro\u0219u, \u0219i \u00een timp ce v\u0103 relaxa\u021bi, \u00eei pui ca din \u00eent\u00e2mplare un film cu \u201enevast\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103rit\u0103 de arm\u0103sar \u00een timp ce so\u021bul se uit\u0103\u201d. O \u00eentrebi cum i se pare, apoi, la un moment dat, pe un ton pu\u021bin glume\u021b, sugerezi: \u0218tii c\u0103 mie mi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 fiu cel care se uit\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 are o atitudine dezaprobatoare, r\u00e2zi, spui c\u0103 ai glumit \u0219i aia e. Drama clasic\u0103 a b\u0103rbatului: c\u00e2nd femeia e c***\u0103, dar nu cu el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar dac\u0103 reac\u021bioneaz\u0103 pozitiv, \u00eei spui c\u0103, dac\u0103 are vreun prieten dispus s\u0103 \u00eencerce \u0219i el,  ai fi interesat s\u0103-l cuno\u0219ti. \u0218i, din vorb\u0103 \u00een vorb\u0103, v\u0103 face\u021bi plan de ac\u021biune. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen rest, \u00ee\u021bi dau dreptate: nu e ok s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti cu familia \u0219i cu prietenii despre a\u0219a ceva, pentru c\u0103 vor face un mi\u0219to feroce de tine. \u021aine-\u021bi kinkurile pentru tine \u0219i cei cu care le po\u021bi pune \u00een aplicare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sper c\u0103 \u021bi-am fost util\u0103, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lorena. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 apreciezi acest articol, po\u021bi sus\u021bine la r\u00e2ndul t\u0103u site-ul \u00een singurul mod care conteaz\u0103.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><strong>Aici<\/strong><\/a>. 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