{"id":26658,"date":"2024-07-07T05:50:24","date_gmt":"2024-07-07T02:50:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26658"},"modified":"2024-07-07T10:36:26","modified_gmt":"2024-07-07T07:36:26","slug":"cu-pisici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cu-pisici\/","title":{"rendered":"Cu pisici"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Locuiam cu chirie acum c\u00e2\u021biva ani \u0219i aveam o vecin\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, doamna Maria. Doamna Maria era volubil\u0103 \u0219i extrem, dar extrem de amuzant\u0103. R\u00e2deai cu ea de-\u021bi amor\u021beau f\u0103lcile. Din p\u0103cate, avea o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de boli, \u0219i c\u00e2nd m\u0103 chema s\u0103-i citesc h\u00e2rtiile de la doctor, c\u0103 erau scrise prea m\u0103runt pentru ea, mi se ridica p\u0103rul pe spate. Avea diabet, \u0219i ar fi trebui s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 diet\u0103, dar era o problem\u0103: doamna Maria tr\u0103ia s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce. G\u0103tea cu pasiunea cu care al\u021bii fac dragoste. Apoi avea prea mult\u0103 m\u00e2ncare \u0219i chema tot blocul la mas\u0103. M\u00e2nca de parc\u0103 de m\u00e2ine \u00eencepea oficial foametea global\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La un moment dat, dup\u0103 ce i-am citit ni\u0219te diagnostice care sunau mai sumbru dec\u00e2t Apocalipsa, am \u00eentrebat-o: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Doamn\u0103, dar de ce nu \u00eencerca\u021bi s\u0103 \u021bine\u021bi diet\u0103? M\u0103car c\u00e2teva luni, s\u0103 mai scad\u0103 colesterolul, s\u0103 ias\u0103 analizele mai bune?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doamna Maria s-a uitat la mine pe deasupra ochelarilor: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-M\u0103i, puiule, eu pentru ce mai tr\u0103iesc? Ce alt\u0103 bucurie mai am eu \u00een via\u021b\u0103, \u00een afar\u0103 de o oal\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare bun\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am \u00eencercat s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la ceva, dar mi s-a revelat dreptatea femeii: nu mai ai corpul de alr\u0103dat\u0103, nu mai po\u021bi merge la petreceri; e\u0219ti bolnav, nu mai po\u021bi c\u0103l\u0103tori; e\u0219ti la pensie, nu mai ai puterea fizic\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi iei alt job \u0219i nici banii s\u0103 porne\u0219ti o afacere proprie. Tot ce \u00ee\u021bi r\u0103m\u00e2ne de f\u0103cut e s\u0103 te bucuri de chestii m\u0103runte \u00een via\u021b\u0103. Cum ar fi o oal\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare bun\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i da, dar m\u00e2ncarea asta v\u0103 face r\u0103u \u0219i v\u0103 scurteaz\u0103 via\u021ba, am \u00eencercat eu s\u0103-mi sus\u021bin punctul de vedere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cine are chef de o via\u021b\u0103 lung\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 bucurie? mi-a tr\u00e2ntit-o pe atunci doamna Maria. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Discu\u021bia asta mi-a revenit magic \u00een minte c\u00e2nd am fost la ORL. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dac\u0103 ave\u021bi probleme at\u00e2t de grave cu alergiile, ar trebui s\u0103 renun\u021ba\u021bi la pisic\u0103, mi-a spus medicul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Doamn\u0103 doctor, un animal nu e o juc\u0103rie pe care o arunci la gunoi c\u00e2nd nu-\u021bi mai convine, i-am retezat-o eu cu fermitatea cu care mi-o reteza pe vremuri doamna Maria mie. Un animal e o responsabilitate. Mai ales c\u00e2nd \u00eel cre\u0219ti de c\u00e2nd era pui, animalul vede \u00een tine singura surs\u0103 de iubire, hran\u0103 \u0219i sprijin. Cum s\u0103 \u201erenun\u021b\u201d? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i \u00eel da\u021bi cuiva responsabil! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Oamenii responsabili au deja c\u00e2te patru pisici fiecare, iar cei iresponsabili mi l-ar neglija \u0219i mi l-ar omor\u00ee! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dar dac\u0103 \u00eel \u021bine\u021bi, degeaba oper\u0103m noi polipii \u0103\u0219tia, c\u0103 vor reveni iar \u0219i iar, pe fond alergic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i atunci am zis \u0219i eu, ca doamna Maria: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cu ce m\u0103 ajut\u0103 pe mine o via\u021b\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 polipi, \u00een care s\u0103 nu m\u0103 pot bucura de picioru\u0219e mici \u0219i moi, tors alintat \u0219i botic must\u0103cios, de curule\u021b cuib\u0103rit \u00een coasta mea c\u00e2nd m\u0103 uit la Netflix \u0219i c\u0103p\u0219or lipit de pieptul meu c\u00e2nd dorm? Dec\u00e2t o via\u021b\u0103 lung\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 bucurie, mai bine \u00eemi fac abonament la opera\u021bii de polipi, a zecea \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 gratis. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Medicul a oftat: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce simplu ar fi s\u0103 tratezi oameni dac\u0103 nu ar fi cei mai mari du\u0219mani ai propriei s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Din p\u0103cate, nu pute\u021bi trata oamenii ideali, pentru c\u0103 \u0103ia nu exist\u0103. Nu ne pute\u021bi trata dec\u00e2t pe noi, pro\u0219tii \u0103\u0219tia. Iar proasta asta \u0219i-ar ur\u00ee via\u021ba dac\u0103 ar renun\u021ba vreodat\u0103 la un suflet pe care \u0219i l-a asumat ca responsabilitate. Cu asta avem de lucrat. Ce solu\u021bii avem?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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