{"id":26684,"date":"2024-07-17T18:07:45","date_gmt":"2024-07-17T15:07:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26684"},"modified":"2024-07-17T18:07:48","modified_gmt":"2024-07-17T15:07:48","slug":"bravo-cs-unirea-ungheni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/bravo-cs-unirea-ungheni\/","title":{"rendered":"Bravo, CS Unirea Ungheni"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u00cen fauna monden\u0103 de dup\u0103 revolu\u021bie, exist\u0103 un specimen extrem de gre\u021bos \u0219i de vomitiv: fotbalistul de \u201esucces\u201d. \u0218i da, ghilimelele sunt inten\u021bionate, pentru c\u0103 to\u021bi pi\u021biponcii \u0103\u0219tia nu se ridic\u0103 nici m\u0103car la degetul mic al genera\u021biei de aur pe care o adulau bunicii no\u0219tri. Ce-i drept, nici genera\u021bia de aur nu ducea traiul \u0103sta obscen de fi\u021be, obr\u0103znicie \u0219i b\u0103\u0219ini exorbitante. Erau sportivi, din interviurile lor se rev\u0103rsau modestia \u0219i con\u0219tiin\u021ba propriei responsabilit\u0103\u021bi fa\u021b\u0103 de echip\u0103, \u0219i nici m\u0103car c\u00e2nd se \u00eentorceau dintr-un meci glorios, \u00eenc\u0103rca\u021bi cu lauri, nu deveneau arogan\u021bi \u0219i cu nasul pe sus, ci spuneau cu modestie c\u0103 e meritul nostru al tuturor \u0219i, desigur, al antrenorilor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu are sens s\u0103 compar\u0103m caracterul, demnitatea \u0219i simplitatea nobil\u0103 a fotbali\u0219tilor prefera\u021bi de bunicul meu, pe de o parte, \u0219i impresia de buric al p\u0103m\u00e2ntului pe care o au specimene ca Drago\u0219 Balauru, pe de alta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Momentul c\u00e2nd acesta \u00ee\u0219i agreseaz\u0103 verbal comentatoarele, insinu\u00e2nd c\u0103 ar fi la menopauz\u0103, e cel \u00een care realizezi c\u0103 b\u0103iatul \u0103la trebuie trimis undeva departe, \u00eenapoi \u00een grot\u0103, acolo de unde \u0219i-a luat \u0219i ideile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Specimenul nu e singurul care abereaz\u0103 despre menopauz\u0103. Pe internetul rom\u00e2nesc, e o mod\u0103 \u00eentre melteni ca, dac\u0103 nu-\u021bi place con\u021binutul creat de o femeie, s\u0103 te apuci s\u0103 debitezi intempestiv despre menopauz\u0103, ca \u0219i cum ai nimici femeia cu chestia asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce se leag\u0103 t\u00e2rle\u021bii de menopauza femeilor? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103, \u00een cazul lor, andropauza vine frecvent cu dificult\u0103\u021bi de erec\u021bie, ba chiar cu impoten\u021b\u0103, \u00een unele cazuri. \u0218i un carcalete c\u0103ruia nu i se scoal\u0103 e terminat. Singurul cap \u00een care avea \u0219i el ceva e mort pe veci. \u00cei dispare valoarea fundamental\u0103 a existen\u021bei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce nu \u0219tiu jagardelele e c\u0103, pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce avanseaz\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, femeia \u00eencepe s\u0103 se defineasc\u0103 din ce \u00een ce mai pu\u021bin prin c\u00e2t s*x poate face. Fie c\u0103 are copii \u0219i treab\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 – \u0219i atunci o doare ad\u00e2nc \u00een basc\u0103 dac\u0103 o v\u0103d unii ca pe obiect sexual sau nu – fie o carier\u0103 – \u0219i atunci idem – fie pe ambele, \u0219i atunci i se f\u00e2lf\u00e2ie glorios dac\u0103 e seximaz\u0103rfac\u0103r sau nu. Iar c\u00e2nd atinge v\u00e2rsta buniciei, c\u00e2nd menopauza e final\u0103, prioritatea ei e s\u0103 fac\u0103 cuiburi de viespi delicioase pentru nepo\u021bei \u0219i importan\u021ba s*xului e egal\u0103 cu zero. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i cu toate acestea, la femei, menopauza las\u0103 gaura tot acolo. Da, andropauza culc\u0103 cucurigu de nu-l scoli nici cu macaraua, dar g\u0103urica vaginal\u0103 nu pleac\u0103 nic\u0103ieri. OK, e ceva mai uscat\u0103, c\u0103 dispar hormonii feminini produ\u0219i de ovare, dar lubrifiant se g\u0103se\u0219te \u0219i la Carrefourul din apropierea blocului meu. O umeze\u0219ti artificial \u0219i e ca nou\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, s\u0103 te iei de menopauza femeii, ca \u0219i cum asta ar nimici-o ca om arat\u0103 doar c\u00e2t de idiot \u0219i de ignorant e\u0219ti \u00een leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu corpul ei, \u0219i cum nu \u0219tii nimic despre el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi, tot prostachele \u0103sta a zis c\u0103 urm\u0103re\u0219te pisici cu ma\u0219ina s\u0103 le calce. Nu e un trolaj. Prin anii 2000, c\u00e2nd era mic, a existat trendul \u0103sta \u00een Bucure\u0219ti. Cu lichele jegoase care se b\u0103gau cu ma\u0219ina pe alei s\u0103 \u00eencerce s\u0103 calce c\u00e2te o pisic\u0103. Eu personal i-am ars o po\u0219et\u0103 peste parbriz unui specimen de genul \u0219i mi-am b\u0103gat o recolt\u0103 ampl\u0103 de p… b\u00e2rzoete \u0219i \u00eembujorate \u00een mama c***\u0103 a altuia. Pentru c\u0103, sincer, cred c\u0103 via\u021ba unei pisici valoreaz\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t via\u021ba unui jeg de aceast\u0103 teap\u0103, \u0219i dup\u0103 pisic\u0103 a\u0219 fi pl\u00e2ns, dar dup\u0103 m\u00e2rlan, spui doar: Parc\u0103 p\u0103m\u00e2ntul e un loc mai curat ast\u0103zi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deci, eu pe prost\u0103l\u0103u tind s\u0103-l cred la faza cu urm\u0103ritul pisicilor cu ma\u0219ina. Pare acela\u0219i material de kkt infect jegos ca \u0103ia de care m-am luat eu acum aproape 20 de ani, c\u00e2nd eram incon\u0219tient\u0103 \u0219i nu m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam ce cu\u021bite pot ascunde specimenele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i atunci, de\u0219i pl\u0103tiser\u0103 o g\u0103l\u0103gie de bani pentru el, CS Unirea Ungheni i-au f\u0103cut v\u00e2nt. S\u0103 h\u0103r\u021buiasc\u0103 femei la menopauz\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 atace pisici pe cont propriu, nu pe salariul dat de ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i lumea a devenit brusc un loc mai bun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Probabil c\u0103 nu e o decizie u\u0219oar\u0103 s\u0103 renun\u021bi la vedeta care te bag\u0103 \u00een aten\u021bia ziarelor \u0219i care te-a costat o p\u0103l\u0103rie de bani. Dar e decizia corect\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i pentru drago\u0219ei mici \u0219i mari. C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti prost \u0219i \u0219tii c\u0103 e\u0219ti prost, angajezi un manager de social media, s\u0103 se ocupe \u0103la de imaginea ta \u0219i s\u0103 nu afle tot universul cunoscut c\u0103 e\u0219ti prost. Sau dac\u0103 \u021bii neap\u0103rat s\u0103 afle – ok, whatever, dar tr\u0103ie\u0219te cu consecin\u021bele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rahatul \u0103la e \u0219omer, iar pisicile au fost r\u0103zbunate. S\u0103 vedem cu ce le mai calc\u0103. acum c\u0103 nu va mai avea banii de la Club. Cu trotineta? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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