{"id":26718,"date":"2024-07-29T10:17:52","date_gmt":"2024-07-29T07:17:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26718"},"modified":"2024-07-29T10:17:54","modified_gmt":"2024-07-29T07:17:54","slug":"i-am-marvel-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/i-am-marvel-jesus\/","title":{"rendered":"I am Marvel Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am avut \u00eentotdeauna o simpatie fa\u021b\u0103 de Deadpool. M\u0103 reg\u0103sesc cumva \u00een acest supererou haios, mereu c\u00e2rcotitor, care nu e niciodat\u0103 suficient de bun pentru restul supereroilor, \u0219i care d\u0103 de belea orice ar face. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u00e2nd am auzit c\u0103 iese <strong>Deadpool &amp; Wolverine<\/strong>, un crossover care s\u0103 ridice universul cinematografic Marvel \u00een ratinguri, dup\u0103 ce Fox a fost achizi\u021bionat de Disney \u0219i a plouat cu dude, am zis \u201eo, da!\u201d Dar nu m\u0103 a\u0219teptam s\u0103 r\u00e2d isteric, cu cafea pe monitor, pe toat\u0103 durata filmului. C\u0103ruia trailerul nu-i face dreptate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Idh8n5XuYIA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Deadpool &amp; Wolverine <\/strong>nu e doar un film cu supereroi, ci e parodia tuturor filmelor cu supereroi f\u0103cute vreodat\u0103. E pentru genul cu supereroi ce a fost seria <strong>Scary Movie <\/strong>pentru genul horror. O  satir\u0103 inteligent\u0103 care \u00eencepe de la folosirea intrigii relativ sub\u021birele ca pretext pentru personaje s\u0103 sar\u0103 la b\u0103taie din orice, cam cum \u00eentr-un film p*rno cu a\u0219a-zis storyline, intriga e doar o chestie sub\u021biric\u0103 ce duce de la o scen\u0103 de co\u021b\u0103ial\u0103 la urm\u0103toarea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218tii c\u0103 te ui\u021bi la o comedie dement\u0103 din prima secund\u0103, c\u00e2nd se aude muzica din genericul de \u00eenceput, apoi vocea lui Deadpool din off, fredon\u00e2nd-o. \u0218i Deadpool are nevoie de Wolverine, dar, ghinion, Wolverine a fost ucis \u00eentr-un film precedent, \u00eentr-o scen\u0103 cu mare impact emo\u021bional, la care am pl\u00e2ns to\u021bi cu muci \u0219i bale, pentru c\u0103 nimeni nu \u0219tie s\u0103 moar\u0103 tragic \u0219i plin de \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103tur\u0103 ca Hugh Jackman. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Iar Deadpool decide s\u0103-l dezgroape pe Wolverine, \u00eentr-un cimitir din Dakota. G\u0103se\u0219te, din p\u0103cate, doar un schelet, c\u0103ruia \u00eei explic\u0103 de ce e important s\u0103 revin\u0103 \u00een universul Marvel, \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spunsuri, parodiind vocea \u0219i accentul lui Jackman. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00centre timp, agen\u021bii Autorit\u0103\u021bii de Variere Temporal\u0103 apar s\u0103 \u00eel aresteze \u0219i \u00eencepe prima scen\u0103 epic\u0103 \u0219i le\u0219in\u0103tor de hazlie de lupt\u0103, \u00een care Deadpool se folose\u0219te de fiecare oscior din scheletul lui Wolverine s\u0103 \u00eei anihileze \u00een varii moduri, pe melodia lui N&#8217;Sync, \u201eBye Bye Bye\u201d, \u00ceN TIMP CE danseaz\u0103 coregrafia original\u0103 a lui N&#8217;Sync \u0219i mai sparge periodic al patrulea perete s\u0103 stea la taifas cu publicul spectator. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De la ce s-au luat? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De la faptul c\u0103 de c\u00e2nd Disney a achizi\u021bionat 20th Century Fox, Deadpool a fost tras pe linie moart\u0103 \u0219i se miloge\u0219te \u00een zadar pentru o \u0219ans\u0103 s\u0103 devin\u0103 \u0219i el un supererou relevant, care s\u0103 salveze planeta, \u0218i acum, un con\u021bopist idiot \u0219i arogant dintr-un birou al Autorit\u0103\u021bii de Variere Temporal\u0103 a decis c\u0103 universul lui Deadpool nu mai merit\u0103 p\u0103strat \u0219i c\u0103 \u00eel va nimici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Noroc c\u0103 exist\u0103 Multiversul, iar Deadpool face o lung\u0103 plimbare printre universuri alternative s\u0103 caute o variant\u0103 de Wolverine care n-a murit \u0219i cu care s\u0103 poat\u0103 colabora, s\u0103-\u0219i salveze universul. Prilej pentru o varietate infinit\u0103 de poante legate de versiuni posibile ale lui Wolverine. \u0218i singurul cu care poate s\u0103 se \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 omene\u0219te e \u201ecea mai proast\u0103 versiune de Wolverine\u201d, un be\u021biv ratat \u00eentr-un bar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cei doi sunt respin\u0219i de Paradox \u0219i arunca\u021bi \u00een Vid, un fel de groap\u0103 de gunoi Marvel, unde g\u0103se\u0219ti tot ce nu a mai avut succes \u0219i a fost scos pe f\u0103ra\u0219 de studiouri, de la vechiul logo 20th Century Fox, la vedete precum Chris Evans, Wesley Snipes, Jennifer Garner \u0219i Channing Tatum, juc\u00e2nd superroi tra\u0219i pe linie moart\u0103, din cauza insuccesului la box office. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dialogul e plin de referin\u021be din filme vechi, one linere celebre folosite ironic, aluzii autoironice la carierele celor doi protagoni\u0219ti, Ryan Reynolds \u0219i Jugh Jackman \u0219i, desigur, parodia necru\u021b\u0103toare a tuturor momentelor cli\u0219eice de expozi\u021bie, bravad\u0103 \u0219i vulnerabilitate din filmele cu supereroi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De\u0219i nu se pot ab\u021bine s\u0103 nu mai sar\u0103 la b\u0103taie din nimic, cei doi revin \u00een Timeline-ul oficial s\u0103-l confrunte pe Paradox. Dar, ghinion, sunt urma\u021bi de Casandra Nova, un monstru malefic \u00eensetat de r\u0103zbunare, care decide s\u0103 nimiceasc\u0103 toate versiunile de Multivers. \u0218i, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, Deadpool \u0219i Wolverine se v\u0103d sili\u021bi s\u0103 devin\u0103 Iisu\u0219ii universului Marvel \u0219i s\u0103 salveze omenirea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu \u00eenainte ca multiversul s\u0103 n\u0103pusteasc\u0103 peste ei toate versiunile de Deadpool, din toate comicsurile \u0219i filmele, \u0219i unele care \u00eenc\u0103 nu s-au scris \u0219i filmat, pentru cea mai epic\u0103 b\u0103t\u0103lie inutil\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 finalitate dintre toate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apoi, mai vin oameni s\u0103 se extazieze de Wolverine \u0219i el \u00eei refuz\u0103 modest: \u201eDar nu, eu sunt cea mai proast\u0103 versiune.\u201d  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti fan al filmelor cu supereroi, o s\u0103 r\u00e2zi cu lacrimi. Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti fan al universului cinematografic Marvel, o s\u0103 r\u00e2zi cu lacrimi, \u0219i o s\u0103 \u0219i identifici referin\u021bele. \u0218i da, se pare c\u0103 Deadpool \u0219i cel mai prost Wolverine SUNT Marvel Jesus, pentru c\u0103 succesul lor de box office va salva franciza. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac aceste articole, po\u021bi alege s\u0103-mi oferi sus\u021binerea de care am nevoie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"82\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?resize=150%2C49&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am avut \u00eentotdeauna o simpatie fa\u021b\u0103 de Deadpool. 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