{"id":26745,"date":"2024-08-05T11:09:29","date_gmt":"2024-08-05T08:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26745"},"modified":"2024-08-05T11:09:32","modified_gmt":"2024-08-05T08:09:32","slug":"teodosie-si-fumatul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/teodosie-si-fumatul\/","title":{"rendered":"Teodosie \u0219i fumatul"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Dac\u0103 au trecut vremurile politicii vesele, c\u00e2nd abia a\u0219teptai s\u0103 ajungi la redac\u021bie s\u0103 afli ce perle au mai produs Vanghelie, Maz\u0103re sau B\u0103sescu, \u0219i \u00een ultimul an, \u0218o\u0219oac\u0103 \u0219i Simion, nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219tirile sunt obligatoriu triste. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vine \u00cePS Teodosie (pe care eu chiar a\u0219a \u00eel \u0219i citesc, \u201e\u00eeps, Teodosie!\u201d) tare din urm\u0103, s\u0103 ne mai povesteasc\u0103 ce mai vrea Dumnezeu de la noi \u00een viziunile lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De data asta, spre uimirea general\u0103, nu mai e nimic legat de femei. Deja \u0219tim c\u0103 Dumnezeu ne vrea descul\u021be \u0219i cu maram\u0103 pe cap, amestec\u00e2nd t\u0103cute \u00een cr\u0103ti\u021bi, a\u0219a c\u0103 oricum nu ar fi avut neap\u0103rat ceva nou s\u0103 ne spun\u0103, dar \u00eeps Teodosie e inventiv. Putem s\u0103 ne a\u0219tept\u0103m la ceva de genul \u201efolosirea periu\u021bei de din\u021bi e trufie \u00een ochii Domnului\u201d sau \u201eo credincioas\u0103 adev\u0103rat\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i las\u0103 s\u00e2ngele necurat s\u0103 se scurg\u0103 \u00een timpul afurisitei perioade lunare, nu \u00eel \u021bine aproape de corpul ei \u00een lucr\u0103turile Satanei numite tampoane\u201d, \u0219i m\u0103 mir\u0103 c\u00e2t de pu\u021bin sun\u0103 astea a glume \u0219i mai mult a afirma\u021bii pe care \u00eeps, Teodosie chiar le-ar face. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De data asta, omului nostru i s-a c\u0103\u0219unat pe fum\u0103tori. C\u0103 dac\u0103 fumezi, Domnul nu-\u021bi ascult\u0103 rug\u0103ciunile<\/a>. C\u0103 fumatul e p\u0103cat \u00eempotriva firii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cemi imaginez jale pe gigeii care p\u00e2n\u0103 acum \u00eei spurcau pe LGBT c\u0103 sunt \u00eempotriva firii, s\u0103 afle c\u0103, brusc, sunt \u0219i ei \u00een aceea\u0219i barc\u0103. A naibii firea asta, cum se tot suce\u0219te ea de colo-colo, \u00eenc\u00e2t, dac\u0103 clipe\u0219ti o secund\u0103, te treze\u0219ti \u00eempotriv\u0103, indiferent c\u00e2t te strofoci s\u0103 stai cum te pune. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu sunt nefum\u0103toare. Nu m-am apucat de fumat din s\u0103r\u0103cie lucie, c\u0103 abia aveam bani de lucr\u0103turile Satanei numite tampoane, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd au \u00eenceput s\u0103 vin\u0103 primele salarii. Dar vedeam c\u00e2t de repede \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc \u0219i se rideaz\u0103 fum\u0103torii, \u0219i asta m-a speriat de mic copil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar, chiar nefum\u0103toare fiind, m\u0103 zg\u00e2rie pe cerebel condi\u021bionarea miluirii de prezen\u021ba sau nu a tutunului \u00een organismul t\u0103u. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, \u00een\u021beleg cele zece porunci. Sunt principii la care pot adera \u0219i care guverneaz\u0103 o societate s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103. S\u0103 nu furi, s\u0103 nu ucizi, s\u0103 nu prea c**ve\u0219ti (ador acest \u201dnu prea\u201d, c\u0103 un pic de c…veal\u0103 n-a sup\u0103rat pe nimeni, dac\u0103 e \u00eentre noi \u0219i p\u0103str\u0103m confiden\u021bialitatea \ud83d\ude00 ), s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi iube\u0219ti aproapele etc. Da, aici religia are dreptate. O societate unde lumea fur\u0103, d\u0103 \u00een cap pe strad\u0103, face s*x cu cine se nimere\u0219te \u0219i unelte\u0219te mereu \u00eempotriva aproapelui ar fi insuportabil\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Partea care m\u0103 scoate din min\u021bi, \u00eens\u0103, e micromanagementul virtu\u021bii. Ce s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci, c\u00e2nd s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci, cum s\u0103 te \u00eembraci, \u00een ce direc\u021bie pl\u0103cut\u0103 domnului s\u0103 te \u0219tergi la c.. \u0219i a\u0219a mai departe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i aici nu vorbesc doar de cre\u0219tinism. Toate religiile mari, \u0219i cu at\u00e2t mai mult sectele, au preten\u021bia s\u0103 se bage cu sila \u00een via\u021ba enoria\u0219ului \u0219i s\u0103-l frece la melodie de diminea\u021ba p\u00e2n\u0103 seara. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2t timp fum\u0103torul iese pe balcon s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i ia o pauz\u0103 de puf\u0103it, s\u0103 se mai relaxeze, ce treab\u0103 avem eu, tu, \u00eeps \u0219i restul omenirii? Prefer un om care, \u00eentr-un moment dificil, ia o pauz\u0103 \u0219i fumeaz\u0103 o \u021bigar\u0103 unuia care face o criz\u0103 de isterie. \u0218i cred c\u0103 \u0219i Dumnezeu g\u0103se\u0219te mai mult p\u0103cat \u00een a \u00eencepe s\u0103-\u021bi bagi p \u00een mor\u021bii adversarului dec\u00e2t \u00een a zice, ok, trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc pu\u021bin, cinci minute pauz\u0103 de pip\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce s\u0103 alungi fum\u0103torii din biseric\u0103? Mai ales c\u0103 tineretul, care e \u00een linii mari laic, e \u00een linii mari nefum\u0103tor; deci cei ce fumeaz\u0103 sunt exact categoria de v\u00e2rst\u0103 pe care o vezi la liturghie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 moare un suflet bl\u00e2nd, care a ajutat s\u0103raci toat\u0103 via\u021ba lui, \u0219i bate \u00een poarta raiului, o s\u0103 zic\u0103 Sf. Petre: Tsss, fratelo, te-am primi, ai scos din foame puhoi de lume, dar ghinion, ai fumat, la smoal\u0103 cu tine? Dac\u0103 moare un criminal \u00een serie nefum\u0103tor, ce va trage mai mult la c\u00e2ntar? C\u0103 a c\u0103s\u0103pit at\u00e2ta lume sau c\u0103, totu\u0219i, a tr\u0103it s\u0103n\u0103tos?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Either way, fac apel la to\u021bi podcasterii de succes din Rom\u00e2nia s\u0103-l mai cheme pe Teodosie, s\u0103 ne mai zic\u0103 ce vrea Dumnezeu. \u00cen aceast\u0103 lume trist\u0103, amenin\u021bat\u0103 de iminen\u021ba r\u0103zboiului, omul nostru \u021bine loc de Maz\u0103re, Vanghelie, B\u0103sescu, Becali \u0219i Vadim Tudor. Am alert\u0103 google pe numele lui, s\u0103 mai r\u00e2d pu\u021bin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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