{"id":26777,"date":"2024-08-13T10:30:11","date_gmt":"2024-08-13T07:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26777"},"modified":"2024-08-13T10:30:14","modified_gmt":"2024-08-13T07:30:14","slug":"borderlands-filmul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/borderlands-filmul\/","title":{"rendered":"Borderlands: filmul"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Weekendul acesta, a fost premiera cinematografic\u0103 a unui film pe care mul\u0163i \u00eel a\u015fteptau cu m\u00e2necile gata suflecate, preg\u0103ti\u0163i s\u0103 verse foc pe n\u0103ri \u015fi gur\u0103: Borderlands. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Care era problema lor? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Problema lor era c\u0103 Borderlands e o franciz\u0103 de jocuri video extrem de popular\u0103 \u00een r\u00e2ndurile a milioane de fani, \u015fi to\u0163i ace\u015fti oameni erau furio\u015fi a priori, pentru c\u0103 nu le pl\u0103cuse regizorul Eli Roth, nu le pl\u0103cuse distribu\u0163ia, nu le pl\u0103cuser\u0103 imaginile de promovare, nu le pl\u0103cuse trailerul, nu le pl\u0103cuse nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lU_NKNZljoQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Realitatea e c\u0103 a face un film care s\u0103 satisfac\u0103 gameri e ca \u015fi cum ai \u00eencerca s\u0103 produci un orgasm comitetului de babe din fa\u0163a blocului doar cu limba. Nu doar c\u0103 sunt mai uscate acolo jos dec\u00e2t de\u015fertul Sahara \u015fi incapabile anatomic s\u0103 mai simt\u0103 un fior de senzualitate, dar e posibil s\u0103 nu fi avut un orgasm niciodat\u0103 \u00een via\u0163a lor \u015fi s\u0103-l confunde cu nevoia de a urina. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Chiar \u015fi un film la care am r\u00e2s de am scos cafea pe n\u0103ri, cum a fost <strong>The Super Mario Bros Movie<\/strong>, a st\u00e2rnit t\u0103mb\u0103l\u0103u online, pentru c\u0103 to\u0163i m\u00e2nc\u0103torii de ciupercu\u0163e din 1995 s-au declarat ofensa\u0163i de o a\u015fa mizerie. Prin urmare, e cam de a\u015fteptat ca, dac\u0103 anun\u0163i un film bazat pe un joc video, e s\u0103 se adune toate comunit\u0103\u0163ile de fani ai jocului pe Reddit \u015fi YouTube, \u015fi probabil pe Twitch, doar c\u0103 eu nu am cont pe Twitch, \u015fi s\u0103 identifice de comun acord toate motivele pentru care filmul e cel mai mare dezastru creat vreodat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Evident, s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, de la prima or\u0103, curgea ura \u00een valuri. Prin urmare, cum lacrimile de gigei constituie b\u0103utura mea preferat\u0103, mi-am deplasat m\u0103re\u0163ul posterior p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een vecini, la Cineplexx Titan, s\u0103 v\u0103d de ce se agit\u0103 to\u0163i ca ni\u015fte sticle de Cola scuturate \u015fi, de ce nu, s\u0103 fiu contrapunctul de care acest univers are nevoie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei, sincer, mi-a amintit de <strong>Deadpool \u015fi Wolverine <\/strong>mai mult dec\u00e2t ar fi fost cazul. <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/i-am-marvel-jesus\/\">Review la Deadpool \u015fi Wolverine aici. <\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cred c\u0103 2024 va r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een istoria cinematografiei ca anul filmelor de ac\u0163iune care se iau singure la mi\u015fto. Scenele de b\u0103taie sunt exagerate \u015fi pline de slapstick, de parc\u0103 ar fi desene animate, iar violen\u0163a nu e c\u00e2tu\u015fi de pu\u0163in credibil\u0103 sau amenin\u0163\u0103toare. Cheia \u00een care regizorul Eli Roth a tratat materialul dramatic al jocului e hiperbola comic\u0103, iar modul \u00een care a rescris evenimentele arat\u0103 o lips\u0103 nesf\u00e2nt\u0103 de considera\u0163ie pentru miturile \u015fi legendele jocului original. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E ca \u015fi cum ar fi anticipat scandal \u015fi a zis: Hai c\u0103 v\u0103 dau eu motive de scandal, tu-v\u0103-n bot de criza\u0163i preseta\u0163i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acum, dac\u0103 nu te duci la film ca enoria\u015f al bisericii Borderlands, ci ca un muritor de r\u00e2nd, care e fan Deadpool pe deasupra, te po\u0163i distra. Eu am f\u0103cut-o.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eroina, Lilith, jucat\u0103 de Cate Blanchett, e un v\u00e2n\u0103tor de recompense: puternic\u0103, feroce, lipsit\u0103 de scrupule \u015fi de orice urm\u0103 de siropo\u015fenie. De cum intr\u0103 pe ecran, parc\u0103 vezi o sut\u0103 de tastaturi de gigei spumeg\u00e2nd despre femeia nefeminin\u0103 a zilelor noastre, care are pwla mai mare dec\u00e2t a lor \u015fi nu-i las\u0103 s\u0103 fie b\u0103rba\u0163i adev\u0103ra\u0163i de pe canapeaua m\u0103micii lor pensionare s\u0103tule s\u0103-i \u00eentre\u0163in\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ea r\u0103t\u0103ce\u015fte prin galaxie, prinde r\u0103uf\u0103c\u0103tori \u015fi \u00eencaseaz\u0103 recompensele aferente. \u015ei dac\u0103 o deranjeaz\u0103 vreun mascul din flirtatul cu chelneri\u0163a, \u00eei face ou\u0163ele omlet\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentr-o zi, c\u00e2nd un magnat superputernic, Atlas (Edgar Ramirez, care \u00een mod inexplicabil vorbe\u015fte cu accent rusesc, hashtag satir\u0103 politic\u0103) o angajeaz\u0103 s\u0103-i recupereze fiica, pe Tiny Tina (Ariana Greenblatt), r\u0103pit\u0103 de rebeli \u015fi dus\u0103 pe o planet\u0103 vicioas\u0103 \u015fi definitiv compromis\u0103, devenit\u0103 morman de de\u015feuri (wink-wink, discurs ecologic clasic), numit\u0103 Pandora. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lilith ur\u0103\u015fte s\u0103 revin\u0103 pe Pandora. La \u00eenceput, nu \u015ftim de ce. Apoi, descoperim c\u0103 s-a n\u0103scut acolo \u015fi locul \u00eei aminte\u015fte de toate momentele ei de sl\u0103biciune dep\u0103\u015fite de mult. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajuns\u0103 pe Pandora, Lilith are o suit\u0103 de aventuri cam cum au \u015fi Deadpool \u015fi Wolverine \u00een Vid, adic\u0103 din r\u0103u \u00een mai r\u0103u, dar cu foarte mult haz de necaz. Iar c\u00e2nd \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit o g\u0103se\u015fte pe Tina, descoper\u0103 c\u0103 mica prin\u0163es\u0103 nu are nici un chef s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 la taic\u0103-su, dimpotriv\u0103, se distreaz\u0103 copios \u00een haos, construind p\u0103pu\u015fi cu explozibil \u015fi arunc\u00e2ndu-le \u00een to\u0163i v\u00e2n\u0103torii de recompense care vin s-o deranjeze. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ceea ce evident c\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103, pentru c\u0103 Atlas nu are \u00eencredere \u00een Lilith, \u015fi trimite \u015fi al\u0163i b\u0103g\u0103tori \u00een seam\u0103 s\u0103 strice karma, zenul \u015fi feng shuiul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tina are un sidekick \u00een Roland (Kevin Hart, stand up comedianul) \u015fi trebuie s\u0103 recunosc: scenele \u00een care acesta bate m\u0103r armate de matahale de dou\u0103 ori mai mari dec\u00e2t el sunt foarte amuzante. \u015ei feti\u0163a are o bucurie a smardoielii care e absolut cuceritoare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Exact ca \u00een Deadpool \u015fi Wolverine: ai sentimentul c\u0103 te ui\u0163i la un action p*Rn. \u00cen sensul c\u0103 intriga e sub\u0163iric\u0103 \u015fi sluje\u015fte doar ca pretext ca eroii s\u0103 mai sar\u0103 o dat\u0103 la b\u0103taie, cu oricine se nimere\u015fte prin zon\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ap\u0103r\u00e2ndu-se de al\u0163i minioni ai lui Atlas, Lilith descoper\u0103 c\u0103 s-a \u00eemprietenit cu Tina \u015fi cu Roland, \u015fi c\u0103 misiunea acestora nu e doar s\u0103 fug\u0103 de Atlas ci \u015fi s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 comoara Eridienilor. La Atlas nu se poate \u00eentoarce f\u0103r\u0103 Tina, fiindc\u0103 tipul pare genul care accept\u0103 greu \u00eenfr\u00e2ngeri. Prin urmare, dac\u0103 tot e acolo, decide s\u0103 li se al\u0103ture. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E filmul plin de cli\u015fee de ac\u0163iune? O, da. Etalate ostentativ, \u00eens\u0103ilate str\u00e2ns unele peste altele, uneori \u00eenc\u0103lecate. E umorul pe alocuri grosier (hei, Eli Roth e omul care a f\u0103cut filme ca <strong>Hostel<\/strong> \u015fi <strong>Hostel II,<\/strong> deci la ce s\u0103 te a\u015ftep\u0163i)? O, da. E lipsit de orice seriozitate legat\u0103 de miturile eridienilor \u015fi importan\u0163a c\u0103ut\u0103rii celor trei chei magice, prin urmare, ia povestea total peste picior? O, da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deci, dac\u0103 te duci s\u0103 r\u00e2zi, o s\u0103 r\u00e2zi. Dac\u0103 te duci s\u0103 te aole\u015fti de toate modurile \u00een care <strong>Borderlands<\/strong> \u00eencalc\u0103 tot ce apreciai la jocul video, Eli Roth \u0163i-a dat toate motivele s-o faci, cu v\u00e2rf \u015fi \u00eendesat, \u015fi mo\u0163 deasupra. Dac\u0103 te duci s-o vezi pe Cate Blanchett fiind superb\u0103 \u015fi badass ca eroin\u0103 de ac\u0163iune, vei face exact asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen concluzie: nu v\u0103 a\u015ftepta\u0163i la o capodoper\u0103 cinematografic\u0103. Dup\u0103 cum spunea ilustrul filosof Costi Ioni\u0163\u0103, \u201enu toat\u0103 lumea poate s\u0103 asculte Schopenhauer.\u201d A\u0219tepta\u021bi-v\u0103 la dou\u0103 ore de relaxare \u0219i de persiflare a tot ce iubesc gamerii \u0219i fanii <strong>Furios \u0219i iute.<\/strong> V\u0103zut \u00een aceast\u0103 cheie, Borderlands e mai mult dec\u00e2t eficient. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac aceste articole, po\u021bi alege s\u0103-mi oferi sus\u021binerea de care am nevoie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"82\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?resize=150%2C49&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weekendul acesta, a fost premiera cinematografic\u0103 a unui film pe care mul\u0163i \u00eel a\u015fteptau cu m\u00e2necile gata suflecate, preg\u0103ti\u0163i s\u0103 verse foc pe n\u0103ri&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":26779,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Borderlands.jpg?fit=600%2C314&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26777"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26781,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26777\/revisions\/26781"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}