{"id":2683,"date":"2010-09-27T22:54:02","date_gmt":"2010-09-27T19:54:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2683"},"modified":"2010-09-27T22:54:02","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T19:54:02","slug":"im-so-ghei-tudei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/im-so-ghei-tudei\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;m so ghei tudei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ghei ca \u00een &#8220;vesel&#8221;. Vorba c\u00e2ntecului &#8220;Dac\u0103 vesel se tr\u0103ie\u015fte&#8221;. &#8220;Dac\u0103 ghei se tr\u0103ie\u015fte \/ unul altuia z\u00e2mbe\u015fte.&#8221; Da&#8217;, serios, azi m\u0103 simt foarte ghei, chiar dac\u0103 nu am nici un motiv serios de gheial\u0103. Nu mi-a trecut nimic pe sub nas care s\u0103-mi stimuleze gheiala, prin urmare, cred c\u0103 sunt ghei din amintiri. Vorba proverbului: &#8220;De\u015fteptul e ghei de ce vede, prostul e ghei de ce-\u015fi aduce aminte&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>De aceea ascult melodia aia ghee a celor de la REM: Shiny Gay people. Ba nu. Don&#8217;t Worry, Be Gay. Sau poate ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eemi sun un prieten, s\u0103 \u00eei c\u00e2nt &#8220;Gay Birthday to You&#8221;. Ar fi un ghei little tune, cred. Sau, ca s\u0103 citez din Bit\u0103l\u015fii care le plac at\u00e2t de mult nostalgicilor suzetei, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qE2Vdcv9Q_o\">Gayness Is A Warm Gun<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103 doresc a warm gun tuturor.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei totu\u015fi, Don&#8217;t Let the Son Go Down On You, c\u0103 sunte\u0163i doar ghei, nu \u015fi incestuo\u015fi:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CDbv0jqLZ2w?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ghei ca \u00een &#8220;vesel&#8221;. Vorba c\u00e2ntecului &#8220;Dac\u0103 vesel se tr\u0103ie\u015fte&#8221;. &#8220;Dac\u0103 ghei se tr\u0103ie\u015fte \/ unul altuia z\u00e2mbe\u015fte.&#8221; Da&#8217;, serios, azi m\u0103 simt foarte&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2683"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2683\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}