{"id":26836,"date":"2024-08-26T10:01:43","date_gmt":"2024-08-26T07:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26836"},"modified":"2024-08-26T10:01:45","modified_gmt":"2024-08-26T07:01:45","slug":"chiar-trebuie-sa-radem-de-un-mosulica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/chiar-trebuie-sa-radem-de-un-mosulica\/","title":{"rendered":"Chiar trebuie s\u0103 r\u00e2dem de un mo\u015fulic\u0103?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sunt glume colective pe care le \u00een\u0163eleg \u015fi la care particip din toat\u0103 inima. Cum ar fi parodiile campaniei pe galben #insert promisiune aberant\u0103# Pentru to\u0163i rom\u00e2nii. Acolo a\u015f putea face zilnic c\u00e2te o glum\u0103 nou\u0103 \u015fi n-a\u015f obosi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar sunt glume colective care \u00eemi fac r\u0103u la stomac. Azi, de exemplu, motivul de r\u00e2s al internetului e un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel cu veleit\u0103\u0163i de artist, care s-a dus s\u0103-i dedice Elenei Lasconi o balad\u0103 scris\u0103&#8230; oh, well, cum s-a priceput \u015fi el, s\u0103racul. Dac\u0103 ascult\u0103m melodiile rom\u00e2ne\u015fti care sunt \u00een heavy rotation la radio, nu putem pretinde c\u0103 te izbe\u015fte tocmai complexitatea \u015fi subtilitatea liricii, deci, ce s\u0103 cerem unui pensionar care are \u015fi el un hobby artistic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Omul nostru a vizitat-o pe Elena Lasconi la prim\u0103rie s\u0103-i fac\u0103 serenad\u0103, c\u0103 a\u015fa se f\u0103cea pe vremea lui, \u015fi Lasconi a considerat c\u0103 e un moment simpatic \u015fi l-a postat pe net. \u015ei dac\u0103 nu \u0163ii neap\u0103rat s\u0103 fii gher\u0163oiul care se umfl\u0103 de r\u00e2s, chiar e un moment simpatic. Simpatic, ca atunci c\u00e2nd ascul\u0163i un copil de 5 ani recit\u00e2nd o poezie. Nu are, desigur, nici un merit artistic, dar e o \u00eencercare dr\u0103gu\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Instinctul meu, c\u00e2nd v\u0103d acea serenad\u0103, e s\u0103 zic: \u201eBravooo, foarte bine c\u0103 sunte\u021bi activ \u0219i c\u0103 ave\u021bi hobby-uri\u201d. M\u0103car dac\u0103 ar avea mai mul\u021bi pensionari hobby-uri. Ar fi mai pu\u021bini \u00een sec\u021biunea mea de comentarii, aber\u00e2nd despre cum americanii fur\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia \u0219i despre \u201eCe bine era \u00een 1970 \u0219i ce frumos avortam cu andrelele lu&#8217; mamaie.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar, evident, pentru c\u0103 nu avem niciun pic de empatie fa\u021b\u0103 de seam\u0103nul nostru, tot gigelul de internet a luat clipul \u0103la s\u0103-l toace \u0219i s\u0103-l foarfece pe lung \u0219i pe lat cu cel mai mitoc\u0103nesc r\u00e2s. Da, cert, urm\u0103torul Ed Sheeran nu s-a n\u0103scut la Mehedin\u021bi \u0219i nu despre asta e vorba. Mo\u0219ulic\u0103 nu se \u00eenscrisese la audi\u021bii oarbe la Vocea Rom\u00e2niei. Pur \u0219i simplu, voia \u0219i el un moment de aten\u021bie de la o femeie frumoas\u0103. \u0218i \u00een loc s\u0103 se n\u0103pusteasc\u0103 \u00een mesageria ei privat\u0103 cu genul \u0103sta de t\u00e2mpenie, a ales s\u0103-i c\u00e2nte: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"423\" height=\"286\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/image-2.png?resize=423%2C286&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-26837\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/image-2.png?w=423&amp;ssl=1 423w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/image-2.png?resize=300%2C203&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/image-2.png?resize=150%2C101&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 423px) 100vw, 423px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i o parte din groh\u0103iala de r\u00e2s se duce \u0219i spre Lasconi, c\u0103 nu l-a alungat \u00een \u0219uturi sau ceva, ci l-a ascultat binevoitoare, exact ca o m\u0103mic\u0103 la recitalul copilului de 5 ani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">O acuz\u0103 frecvent\u0103 pe care o aduc incelii femeii contemporane este c\u0103 e distant\u0103, rece \u0219i \u0219i-a pierdut cheful de a z\u00e2mbi. Pe c\u00e2nd realitatea faptic\u0103 este c\u0103 nu mai \u0219tii cum s\u0103 reac\u021bionezi. Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti nice ;i politicoas\u0103, e\u0219ti etichetat\u0103 drept c***\u0103 fraier\u0103. Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti tran\u0219ant\u0103 \u0219i expeditiv\u0103, e\u0219ti etichetat\u0103 drept c***\u0103 \u00eeng\u00e2mfat\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu ai timp pur \u0219i simplu, e\u0219ti c***\u0103 suprasolicitat\u0103, care a uitat de unde a plecat. You just can&#8217;t win. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu v\u0103d, sincer, de ce e nevoie de mi\u0219touri la acel video. L\u0103sa\u021bi-i pe copii \u0219i b\u0103tr\u00e2ni s\u0103 se simt\u0103 \u0219i ei v\u0103zu\u021bi \u0219i auzi\u021bi, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 face\u021bi un t\u0103r\u0103boi infect pe tem\u0103. Dac\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2nelul \u0103la se simte mai bine c\u0103 i se spune menestrel, las\u0103-l s\u0103 se autodenumeasc\u0103 menestrel. \u00ce\u021bi ia boii de la biciclet\u0103 sau ceva?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00cen fond, \u0219i menestrelii medievali f\u0103ceau acela\u0219i lucru: \u00een\u0219f\u0103cau un instrument muzical \u0219i \u00eencepeau s\u0103 c\u00e2nte cui avea chef s\u0103-i asculte. \u0218coala de muzic\u0103 era scump\u0103, iar majoritatea erau autodidac\u021bi \u0219i c\u00e2ntau cum \u0219tiau \u0219i ei. Unii aveau noroc cu bun\u0103voin\u021ba aristora\u021biei locale, al\u021bii mureau de foame. Dar m\u0103car nu aveau internet, s\u0103 se pi\u0219e pe sufletul lor a\u0219a, gratuit, din pur\u0103 prostie \u0219i r\u0103utate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un b\u0103tr\u00e2nel i-a dedicat o serenad\u0103 unei femei frumoase. C\u0103 nu e tocmai Roberto Alagna? Da, ok. Still, e o lume liber\u0103. Liber\u0103 \u0219i pentru cei ce vor s\u0103 c\u00e2nte, nu doar pentru cei ce vor s\u0103 \u00eemproa\u0219te cu kkt. C\u0103, nu \u0219tiu de ce, pe ace\u0219tia din urm\u0103 nu-i ridiculizeaz\u0103 nimeni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lorenalupu\">Twitter<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac aceste articole, po\u021bi alege s\u0103-mi oferi sus\u021binerea de care am nevoie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"82\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?resize=150%2C49&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt glume colective pe care le \u00een\u0163eleg \u015fi la care particip din toat\u0103 inima. 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