{"id":26938,"date":"2024-09-14T09:48:50","date_gmt":"2024-09-14T06:48:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26938"},"modified":"2024-09-14T09:48:52","modified_gmt":"2024-09-14T06:48:52","slug":"premiile-ce-a-fost-in-mintea-lor-mtv-vma-2024","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/premiile-ce-a-fost-in-mintea-lor-mtv-vma-2024\/","title":{"rendered":"Premiile \u201eCe-a fost \u00een mintea lor\u201d, MTV VMA 2024"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

An de an, a\u015ftept\u0103m cu \u00eenfrigurare ceremoniile care premiaz\u0103 excelen\u0163a \u00een varii ramuri ale entertainmentului. \u015ei an de an, a\u015ftept\u0103m cu \u015fi mai mare \u00eenfrigurare s\u0103 explor\u0103m cotloanele pline de agonie \u015fi extaz ale covorului ro\u015fu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aceast\u0103 mic\u0103 serie are un rol emo\u0163ional. Ea reconstituie ce a fost \u00een mintea eroului sau a eroinei, de-a ajuns s\u0103 ias\u0103 \u00een lume \u00een aceste memorabile ve\u015fminte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe 11 septembrie, adic\u0103 alat\u0103ieri, MTV \u0219i-a amintit de zilele bune c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 difuza muzic\u0103, nu reality de rahat, \u0219i a s\u0103rb\u0103torit edi\u021bia 2024 a Video Music Awards. \u0218i vedetele – ca vedetele. Fashion de-\u021bi pic\u0103 ghetele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Premiul \u201eM-am sculat din mor\u021bi\u201d – Katy Perry <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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-Alo, Balenciaga? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Depinde cine-ntreab\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Sunt Katy Perry \u0219i sunt versatil\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-A, da. Ce putem face pentru tine, Katy? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Vreau s\u0103 propun la HBO un remake dup\u0103 Povestiri din cript\u0103.<\/strong> \u0218i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 vreau rolul scheletului titular. E mai mi\u0219to s\u0103 fie femeie. \u0218i cum ni se spune mereu s\u0103 ne \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103m pentru jobul pe care-l dorim… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103i nu \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 zic, Katy, n-o s\u0103 fie un pic gory? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-B\u0103i, Balenciaga, face\u021bi mi\u0219to de mine? P\u0103i n-a\u021bi f\u0103cut voi treningii rup\u021bi, \u0219i adida\u0219ii zdren\u021bui\u021bi, \u0219i croc\u0219ii st\u00e2lci\u021bi, \u0219i chilo\u021bii cu pat\u0103 maro? Lua\u021bi ideea de rupt \u0219i o aplica\u021bi pe o rochie. Hai s\u0103 facem un zombi fashion. Intra\u021bi cu ni\u0219te foarfeci \u00een c\u00e2teva cear\u0219afuri, t\u0103ia\u021bi la nimereal\u0103 \u0219i ce r\u0103m\u00e2ne e rochia. Eu s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Premiul \u201eAlo, sunt eu, Picasso\u201d – Megan Thee Stallion <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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-Meg, iubito, \u00een ce te \u00eembraci de VMA? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218tii, mam\u0103, m\u0103 tot g\u00e2ndeam. C\u00e2\u021bi bani tutem pe \u021binute la toate evenimentele \u0103stea, \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2n doar ni\u0219te rahaturi de poze. \u0218i singurul moment c\u00e2nd reapar pozele alea \u00een memoria colectiv\u0103 e c\u00e2nd \u00eencerc\u0103m s\u0103 mai purt\u0103m o dat\u0103 rochia. Rochia, pe care tot noi am dat 50.000 de dolari, \u00een plm. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-A\u0219a e. Dar asta e via\u021ba de vedet\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu neap\u0103rat. Dac\u0103 m-a\u0219 face Picasso? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cum a\u0219a? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Mai ai rochia aia neagr\u0103, pe care o por\u021bi tu la \u00eenmorm\u00e2nt\u0103ri? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da, fata mea, dar \u021bi-e str\u00e2mt\u0103, c\u0103 eu nu mi-am injectat tone de silicon \u00een cur. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Stai, mam\u0103, c\u0103 nu pe cur vreau s-o iau. Adic\u0103… ba da, dar acum \u0219i nu \u00een acest context. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Opre\u0219te-te acolo. E\u0219ti copilul meu \u0219i eu nu discut cur cu tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-De acord. Deci, uite idee de fashion descompus \u0219i reinterpretat. \u0218tii body-ul meu modelator de pe Shein, \u0103la care m\u0103 face s\u0103 par slab\u0103, dar e vizibil un plastic lucios de doi bani? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-O s\u0103-l port pe \u0103la \u0219i ni\u0219te dresuri negre cel mai ieftin model. Iar rochia ta de \u00eenmorm\u00e2nt\u0103ri mi-o leg de genunchi cu panglica de jerbe funerare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218i ce vrei s\u0103 transmi\u021bi cu asta, feti\u021ba mea? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-C\u0103 adev\u0103ratul meu talent se vede c\u00e2nd m\u0103 dezbrac! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Premiul \u201dPe aripile perdelei\u201d – Addison Rae <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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-Doamna Addison, suntem de la aeroport, ne pare r\u0103u, v-am pierdut un bagaj. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cumva cutia lung\u0103 argintie? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cum a\u021bi ghicit? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Aia era rochia de gal\u0103, omg, omg, am dat un milion de dolari pe ea, v\u0103 dau \u00een judecat\u0103, nemernicilor. Sta\u021bi \u00een cap \u0219i-n cur \u0219i-mi g\u0103si\u021bi rochia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ne cerem cele mai profunde scuze \u0219i v\u0103 asigur\u0103m de str\u0103dania noastr\u0103 necontenit\u0103 de a oferi servicii la cele mai \u00eenalte standarde… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Mar\u0219, m\u0103. \u00cen ce m\u0103 \u00eembrac, \u00een ce m\u0103 \u00eembrac… Nu am dec\u00e2t lenjeria intim\u0103 de pe mine \u0219i perdeaua de la geam. Sigur, dac\u0103 \u00eendes un cap\u0103t \u00een chilo\u021bi o s\u0103 par\u0103 foarte fashion. Doamna camerist\u0103, m\u0103 ierta\u021bi c\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentrerup din \u0219motru, am doar o \u00eentrebare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-H\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Sutienul \u0103sta \u00eemi face cumva \u021b\u00e2\u021bele s\u0103 par\u0103 plate? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Premiul \u201eXena corect\u0103 politic\u201d – Chanel West Coast <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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-Fat\u0103, tu cu ce te \u00eembraci la VMA? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Fat\u0103, vreau s\u0103 fac fashion sustenabil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Fat\u0103, ce-i \u0103la? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Fat\u0103, mi-am cump\u0103rat ni\u0219te staniol \u0219i 300 de pachete de agrafe, \u0219i \u00eemi fac din ele versiunea mea de Xena, prin\u021besa r\u0103zboinic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Fat\u0103, dar e o problem\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Fat\u0103, ce problem\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Fat\u0103, Xena era… cum s\u0103 zic eu. R\u0103zboinic\u0103. Mergea la r\u0103zboi. B\u0103tea du\u0219manul. Pentru asta, mergea la sal\u0103. \u0218i avea corpul mai… cum s\u0103 spun eu. Mai r\u0103zboinic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Fat\u0103, tu \u00eencerci s\u0103 m\u0103 faci gras\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Fat\u0103, nu. E\u0219ti frumoas\u0103 a\u0219a cum e\u0219ti. Spun doar c\u0103 r\u0103zboinicii…. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Fat\u0103, eu nu voi fi Xena obiectificat\u0103, cu abdomenul plat \u0219i talia \u00eengust\u0103, s\u0103 satisfac\u0103 vizual privirea masculin\u0103. Eu voi fi Xena corect\u0103 politic! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Premiul \u201eMoartea e noul sexy\u201d – Chappell Roan <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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-Alo, Balenciaga? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Dep… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Hai, sictir cu vr\u0103jeala, c\u0103 am auzit-o pe Perry c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 remake dup\u0103 Amintiri din cript\u0103. <\/strong>Eu vreau s\u0103 fac remake-ul p**no. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cum a\u0219a? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-S\u0103 fiu o moart\u0103 apetisant\u0103 \u0219i sexy, care se scoal\u0103 din sicriu purt\u00e2nd un lin\u021boliu gotic transparent prin care se vede absolut tot cu lux de am\u0103nunte, aga\u021b\u0103 b\u0103rba\u021bi care nu \u0219tiu \u00een ce calc\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i satisface cu ei poftele nes\u0103\u021bioase p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eei sec\u0103tuie\u0219te definitiv, apoi \u00eei ucide \u00eenfig\u00e2ndu-le o unghie uciga\u0219\u0103 stainless steel \u00een piept. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Sta\u021bi pu\u021bin, doamn\u0103, nu pute\u021bi merge a\u0219a, goal\u0103, pe strad\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Corect… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218i atunci, ce punem sub lin\u021boliul transparent? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0102\u0103\u0103\u0103, s\u0103 fie ni\u0219te cizme negre, lungi \u0219i gotice de rockeri\u021b\u0103 rea, c\u0103 nu am pedichiura f\u0103cut\u0103 \u0219i mi-e ru\u0219ine de ea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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