{"id":26958,"date":"2024-09-17T11:10:33","date_gmt":"2024-09-17T08:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26958"},"modified":"2024-09-17T11:10:36","modified_gmt":"2024-09-17T08:10:36","slug":"mamaa-cat-botox-la-reducere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/mamaa-cat-botox-la-reducere\/","title":{"rendered":"Mam\u0103\u0103, c\u00e2t botox la reducere!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

E adev\u0103rat c\u0103 re\u021belele sociale \u0219i google ads au cookies – cele pe care tu le bifezi c\u0103 le accep\u021bi, inclusiv pe site-ul \u0103sta, c\u0103 dac\u0103 tot nu donezi niciodat\u0103, de\u0219i m\u0103 cite\u0219ti din 2008, the least you can do e s\u0103 te ui\u021bi la ni\u0219te reclame, haha – \u0219i, c\u0103, probabil, fiecare dintre noi prime\u0219te preferen\u021bial reclame la domeniile de care e interesat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe de alt\u0103 parte, dac\u0103 n-ar exista aceste reclame, nu mi s-ar tot afi\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ei, bine, \u00een ultimele c\u00e2teva luni, jum\u0103tate dintre reclamele pe care le-am primit au fost cu reduceri uluitoare de 50%, ba chiar 70% la botox \u0219i fillere faciale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acele injec\u021bii minune care \u00ee\u021bi \u0219terg ridurile ca prin farmec. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Exist\u0103 o singur\u0103 problem\u0103: aceste substan\u021be minute \u00ee\u021bi \u0219terg ridurile ca prin farmec DAC\u0102 sunt aplicate corect \u0219i DAC\u0102 sunt aplicate \u00een cantitatea corect\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 \u00eencapi pe m\u00e2na unuia care nu se prea pricepe \u0219i te injecteaz\u0103 aiurea, te pomene\u0219ti cu spr\u00e2ncene l\u0103sate, de zici c\u0103 e\u0219ti Clint Eastwood la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be; cu pleoape c\u0103zute peste ochi, de zici c\u0103 e\u0219ti Baba Cloan\u021ba; cu fa\u021ba buh\u0103it\u0103 de zici c\u0103 e\u0219ti be\u021bivul satului \u0219i a\u0219a mai departe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E domeniul \u00een care arta \u0219i me\u0219te\u0219ugul medicului pot face o capodoper\u0103 sau un dezastru. Fa\u021ba are at\u00e2\u021bia mu\u0219chiule\u021bi microscopici, \u00eenc\u00e2t orice \u00een\u021bep\u0103tur\u0103 imprecis\u0103 duce la o imagine parc\u0103 rupt\u0103 din catastiful de \u201evedete care \u0219i-au tufut fa\u021ba cu interven\u021bii estetice.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aten\u021bie, am zis MEDICULUI. Nu asistentului, nu lui Nu\u021bi care pune unghii cu gel, gene \u0219i injecteaz\u0103 \u0219i botox, c\u0103 tot se pricepe ea la toate \u0219i nu vecinei Tan\u021ba, cea care are m\u00e2n\u0103 u\u0219oar\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi fac\u0103 insulina, \u0219i atunci s-a reprofilat \u0219i pe botox ieftin de pe net \u0219i jur\u0103 c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 te doar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

O s\u0103 te doar\u0103 c\u00e2nd te ui\u021bi \u00een oglind\u0103, crede-m\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am un medic c\u0103ruia \u00eei sunt mai fidel\u0103 dec\u00e2t unui amant \u0219i nu face nici un leu reducere. Nu face, pentru c\u0103 nu are de ce. Botoxul lui st\u0103 unde \u00eel pune \u0219i neteze\u0219te perfect fruntea; acidul lui hialuronic st\u0103 unde \u00eel pune, \u0219i anume \u00een cearc\u0103ne \u0219i \u00een \u0219an\u021bul nazolabial – nu migreaz\u0103 \u0219i nu te buh\u0103ie\u0219te.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evident c\u0103 nu-i dau numele, pentru c\u0103 nici eu nu sunt fraiera care face publicitate moca. Cert e c\u0103 omul nostru nu are de ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 reduceri, pentru c\u0103 sala lui de a\u0219teptare e mereu plin\u0103. Femeile vor garan\u021bia c\u0103 vor ar\u0103ta bine dup\u0103 interven\u021bie, nu 200 de lei economisi\u021bi \u0219i slu\u0163ire pe propriii bani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce voiam s\u0103 spun cu acest articol? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Doar faptul c\u0103 toate aceste superoferte la botox \u0219i fillere mi se par foarte, foarte riscante. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 medicul e la \u00eenceput de drum \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i face m\u00e2na pe voi. Iar domeniul esteticii e cel \u00een care NU vrei s\u0103 fii cobaiul nim\u0103nui. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103-\u021bi ba\u021bi botox ieftin \u0219i s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi \u00eencremeneasc\u0103 spr\u00e2ncenele \u00eentr-o pozi\u021bie dubioas\u0103, sau s\u0103 te injecteze cu acid hialuronic ieftin \u0219i s\u0103 faci g\u00e2lme dubioase \u00een locuri unde o umfl\u0103tur\u0103 nu are ce s\u0103 caute, mai bine stai cu naturelul sim\u021bitor cum \u021bi l-a dat genetica \u0219i folose\u0219te re\u021beta oficial\u0103 a Loredanei: ap\u0103 \u0219i somn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Merg cu metroul, stau cu chirie \u00een Titan \u0219i nu la Universitate, merg la gym-ul din col\u021b \u0219i nu la World Class – am o gr\u0103mad\u0103 de moduri de a cheltui mai pu\u021bin. Estetica nu e unul dintre ele. Not on my face, cowboy! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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