{"id":26976,"date":"2024-09-21T14:08:10","date_gmt":"2024-09-21T11:08:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26976"},"modified":"2024-09-21T14:08:11","modified_gmt":"2024-09-21T11:08:11","slug":"nu-inteleg-farmecul-mancatului-competitiv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-inteleg-farmecul-mancatului-competitiv\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu \u00een\u0163eleg farmecul m\u00e2ncatului competitiv"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Nu \u015ftiu de ce, YouTube \u00eemi recomand\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme videouri cu concursuri de m\u00e2ncat competitiv. Da, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, de c\u00e2nd a venit toamna \u015fi e mai frig, mi-a crescut semnificativ apetitul, dar nici chiar a\u015fa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd vine vorba de lucrurile pe care le fac oamenii pentru distrac\u0163ie, \u00een\u0163eleg multe. Chiar \u00een\u0163eleg multe. \u00cen fond, sunt din genera\u0163ia care se \u00eempu\u015fca haios cu bile cu vopsea colorat\u0103 \u015fi numea amuzament faptul c\u0103, zile \u00een \u015fir, aveai scalpul verde ca de extraterestru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu voi fi niciodat\u0103 de acord cu \u201dcum pot \u0103\u0219tia s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la restaurantul \u0103la?\u201d (r\u0103spuns: cu ma\u0219ina personal\u0103, cu Uber sau cu metroul.) \u201eCum pot \u0103\u0219tia s\u0103 se arunce \u00een gol lega\u021bi doar cu o sfoar\u0103?\u201d Sau \u201eCum \u0219tii sigur c\u0103 para\u0219uta chiar se deschide?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oamenii se distreaz\u0103 \u00een multe moduri care nu trebuie s\u0103 ne par\u0103 distractive nou\u0103, \u0219i c\u00e2t timp nu implic\u0103 abuzul, umilirea sau r\u0103nirea altor fiin\u021be, nu pot spune dec\u00e2t at\u00e2t: S\u0103 le fie de bine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar c\u00e2nd vine vorba de m\u00e2ncat competitiv, mi se revolt\u0103 tot sistemul digestiv \u0219i nervos concomitent. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd: nu \u00eemi place s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la oameni cum m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe la 19 ani, mi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat s\u0103 cunosc un tip frumu\u0219el \u0219i s\u0103 mergem la McDonalds. \u0218i c\u00e2nd a \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00eendese cartofii pr\u0103ji\u021bi \u00een sine ca un sinistrat din Somalia, subit am descoperit c\u0103 \u00eemi trecuse toat\u0103 atrac\u021bia \u0219i c\u0103 abia a\u0219teptam s\u0103 ajung acas\u0103. \u0218i \u00een restaurante, de obicei, stau cu spatele spre sal\u0103, pentru c\u0103 dac\u0103 v\u0103d diverse specimene \u00eentrec\u00e2ndu-se \u00een gre\u021bo\u0219enie, \u00eemi piere mie pofta de m\u00e2ncare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen al doilea r\u00e2nd, concursul \u201ecare hale\u0219te mai repede\u201d mi se pare f\u0103r\u0103 miz\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, e interesant un concurs de tipul \u201ecare c\u00e2nt\u0103 mai bine\u201d, \u201ecare danseaz\u0103 mai gra\u021bios\u201d, \u201ecare sare mai sus sau mai lung\u201d, \u201ecare execut\u0103 mi\u0219c\u0103ri dificile cu mai mult\u0103 precizie\u201d, pentru c\u0103 toate astea presupun talent, sim\u021b artistic, implicare, devotament \u0219i munc\u0103. \u0218i nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, rezultatele sunt superbe vizual. \u00cenc\u0103 ador competi\u021bia de patinaj artistic, \u0219i pe cea de gimnastic\u0103 sportiv\u0103, tocmai pentru c\u0103 pe mine nu m-a prea \u00eenzestrat Domnul din acest punct de vedere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar halitul repede e at\u00e2t de dizgra\u021bios, de ur\u00e2t \u0219i de insult\u0103tor pentru inteligen\u021b\u0103. \u0218i nici m\u0103car nu e vorba de un talent care trebuie antrenat pentru inova\u021bie \u0219i extinderea limitelor. E o tehnic\u0103 de \u00eenghi\u021bit repede, pe care o po\u021bi \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba de pe YouTube, e aceea\u0219i pentru toat\u0103 lumea, ce face diferen\u021ba e doar viteza cu care \u00ee\u021bi \u00eenfigi hotdogul \u00een cavitatea bucal\u0103, \u0219i asta nu mi se pare nimic de aplaudat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu sim\u021bi gustul <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cemi pl\u0103cea s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la Chefi la cu\u021bite pentru c\u0103 m\u00e2ncarea preparat\u0103 de oamenii \u0103ia era frumoas\u0103, superb prezentat\u0103 \u0219i apetisant\u0103. (Cu amendamentul c\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd lucram la revista Tabu, \u00eemp\u0103r\u021beam birourile cu Buc\u0103t\u0103ria pentru to\u021bi) \u0219i am asistat la \u0219edin\u021bele lor foto \u0219i la c\u00e2teva dintre trucurile folosite pentru a face m\u00e2ncarea s\u0103 par\u0103 mai sexy dec\u00e2t \u00een via\u021ba real\u0103.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 m\u00e2ncarea nu e frumoas\u0103 \u0219i delicioas\u0103, dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 hr\u0103nesc cu ochii, nasul \u0219i inima \u00een timp ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc, prefer un covrig de la col\u021b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ei, bine, competi\u021bia de m\u00e2ncat nici nu presupune c\u0103 halitorii respectivi simt vreo secund\u0103 gustul a ce \u00eenghesuie \u00een gur\u0103. Repede-repede, \u0219i cu mult\u0103 ap\u0103, s\u0103 lunece. S\u0103 fii primul care termin\u0103 crenvur\u0219tii. S\u0103 lipse\u0219ti actul de a m\u00e2nca de orice bucurie \u0219i pl\u0103cere, doar pe ideea vitezei, mi se pare cumplit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cam cum ar fi un film p***o bazat pe sinceritate: \u201eHai, tati, f***-m\u0103 mai repede, s\u0103 \u00eencas\u0103m banii \u0103ia, c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 merg acas\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la X-Men.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vomatul de la final <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evident c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce se termin\u0103 concursul, \u201esportivii\u201d no\u0219tri merg la baie, bag\u0103 \u00een deget \u00een g\u00e2t \u0219i elimin\u0103 tot ce au \u00eenghi\u021bit. Explica\u021bi-mi \u0219i mie cum e chestia asta diferit\u0103 de bulimie, care e considerat\u0103 una dintre cele mai grave boli ale adolescentelor \u0219i tratat\u0103 ca atare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am avut un episod bulimic \u00een facultate, din cauza presiunii de a sl\u0103bi, \u0219i mi-au \u021binut medicii o litanie de o or\u0103 \u0219i jum\u0103tate cu consecin\u021bele asupra s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii. C\u0103 vomitatul \u0103la de dup\u0103 ce m\u0103n\u00e2nci necontrolat \u00ee\u021bi perturb\u0103 sistemul digestiv, c\u0103 duce la deshidratare, c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi erodeaz\u0103 din\u021bii \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi distruge gingiile, c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 peste cap metabolismul, c\u0103 pierzi vitamine, minerale \u0219i electroli\u021bi, c\u0103 po\u021bi dezvolta reflux gastroesofagian \u0219i a\u0219a mai departe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere c\u0103 aceste simptome nu sunt consecin\u021bele nevoii disperate de a pl\u0103cea altora, care ne f\u0103cea s\u0103 vrem s\u0103 sl\u0103bim, ci strict ale activit\u0103\u021bii de a vomita dup\u0103 ce \u021bi-ai abuzat organismul cu un exces de m\u00e2ncare, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 pe ace\u0219tia le au \u0219i practican\u021bii m\u00e2ncatului competitiv. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe ei de ce nu-i freac\u0103 nimeni la icre? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Excesul de calorii \u0219i gr\u0103simi<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tot din manualul de awareness legat de bulimie, afli c\u0103, de\u0219i te duci s\u0103 vomi\u021bi imediat dup\u0103 ce ai terminat de devorat, organismul tot apuc\u0103 s\u0103 asimileze o parte din ce ai \u00eendesat \u00een tine. \u0218i cum concursurile de m\u00e2ncat nu sunt niciodat\u0103 cu mere verzi \u0219i fulgi de ov\u0103z, ci doar cu hot dogi, hamburgeri, patiserie \u0219i altele de genul, ce se absoarbe de obicei sunt carbohidra\u021bi rafina\u021bi – cei direct responsabili de \u00eengr\u0103\u0219are \u0219i risc de diabet – \u0219i lipide – colesterol, artere blocate, boli de inim\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cu alte cuvinte: m\u00e2nc\u0103torii competitivi au toate simptomele bulimicilor, mai pu\u021bin nevoia de a fi frumo\u0219i. Dar nimeni nu se g\u00e2nde\u0219te la asta, \u0219i nimeni nu trage un semnal de alarm\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i al\u021bii se culc\u0103 fl\u0103m\u00e2nzi… <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 argumentul \u201ec\u00e2nd al\u021bii se culc\u0103 fl\u0103m\u00e2nzi\u201d, folosit ca presiune \u0219i manipulare s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci ceva ce nu-\u021bi place. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar c\u00e2nd m\u00e2ncatul competitiv face o risip\u0103 impardonabil\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare decent\u0103 \u0219i corespunz\u0103toare cu standardele de calitate, care ar putea hr\u0103ni orfelinate \u00eentregi, subit \u00eei v\u0103d validitatea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Al\u021bii se culc\u0103 fl\u0103m\u00e2nzi, iar tu \u00eenghi\u021bi 50 de burgeri pe care \u00eei vomi\u021bi \u00eentr-o g\u0103leat\u0103, dup\u0103 ce \u021bi-au dat unii o medalie \u0219i ni\u0219te bani. Mi se pare absolut oribil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i vina nu e la cei care au nevoie de ace\u0219ti bani, \u0219i atunci, fac orice pentru a-i ob\u021bine. Vina e la cei care organizeaz\u0103 concursurile \u0219i dau banii pentru ele. Pl\u0103te\u0219te un om s\u0103 se frece pe fa\u021b\u0103 cu fecale \u0219i se vor g\u0103si dispera\u021bi care vor accepta f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103. Vina e a celui care face chestia asta motivant\u0103 financiar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 tot vrei s\u0103 promovezi un produs alimentar, mai bine sponsorizeaz\u0103 un cooking show. Infinit mai estetic, mai informativ \u0219i nimeni nu e r\u0103nit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da like pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a>, follow pe Twitter<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place acest articol, sus\u0163ine-m\u0103 pe Paypal, s\u0103 te amuz \u0219i m\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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