{"id":26991,"date":"2024-09-25T12:57:15","date_gmt":"2024-09-25T09:57:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=26991"},"modified":"2024-09-25T12:57:17","modified_gmt":"2024-09-25T09:57:17","slug":"despre-copii-si-animale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-copii-si-animale\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre copii \u015fi animale"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00cemi plac pozele cu pisici \u015fi videourile cu pisici. \u015ei, pentru c\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 nu sunt singura cu aceast\u0103 pasiune, le \u015fi postez pentru bucuria noastr\u0103 a tuturor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u015ei exist\u0103 o categorie (mic\u0103, dar insistent\u0103) de comentatori, care m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 de fiecare dat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut grupul de adop\u0163ii CIVILIZAT, vreo trei proa&#8230; m\u0103 scuza\u0163i, doamne de bine au \u00eenceput s\u0103 dea din aripi \u015fi s\u0103 cotcod\u0103ceasc\u0103 indignate: \u201eUn copil n-a\u021bi ajuta\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce, f\u0103? Mai nou merge adop\u021bia de copii cu grupuri pe Facebook? \u201e5 ani, blond, ochi c\u0103prui, moderat g\u0103l\u0103gios, face la WC, vine cu set de manuale \u0219colare pentru  clasa I asigurat \u0219i patru cutii de cereale de mic-dejun\u201d? C\u0103 dac\u0103 nu, ce \u00eencerci s\u0103-mi transmi\u021bi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bine, eu blochez instant genul \u0103sta de specimene, c\u0103 z\u0103c\u0103mintele mele de r\u0103bdare sunt limitate \u0219i am dep\u0103\u0219it demuuuult v\u00e2rsta la care cred c\u0103 po\u021bi schimba pro\u0219tii \u00een de\u0219tep\u021bi \u0219i javrele \u00een pita lui Dumnezeu. Prostul e prost pentru at\u00e2t poate, iar javra, de obicei, e \u00eenc\u00e2ntat\u0103 de propriul j\u0103vrism. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apoi, c\u00e2nd postez imagini sau videouri cu pisici, iar se trezesc specimene: \u201eAh, eu prefer copii.\u201d \/ \u201dAm nepo\u021bi, nu am nevoie de pisici\u201d \/ \u201dPe cine intereseaz\u0103 o pisic\u0103\u201d \u0219i, cire\u0219ica de pe coliv\u0103, mi-a venit ieri o imbecil\u0103 cu: \u201eEu sunt asistent\u0103 la pediatrie, \u00eengrijesc copii, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 pisicile\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 mintea acestor specimene, pe care nu m\u0103 pot s\u0103tura s\u0103 le blochez \u0219i m\u0103 frustreaz\u0103 teribil c\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 le \u0219i pffot \u00een gur\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 fac ploaie de din\u021bi &#8211; dar cu politica de restric\u021bii din social media, nu merit\u0103 &#8211; dup\u0103 mintea acestor oligofreni b\u0103tu\u021bi \u00een cap, reiese c\u0103 <strong>animalele ar fi cumva \u00een concuren\u021b\u0103 cu copii. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd v\u0103d mentalitatea asta de idio\u021bi \u00eenapoia\u021bi, mereu m\u0103 \u00eentreb cu ce parte a corpului g\u00e2ndesc \u0103\u0219tia \u0219i de ce nu au c\u0103zut \u00eenc\u0103 \u00een gropi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Copiii \u0219i animalele nu sunt \u00eentr-o du\u0219m\u0103nie reciproc\u0103. Dimpotriv\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2nd eram copil, tot ce mi-am dorit a fost un pui de pisic\u0103. Dar evident c\u0103 maic\u0103-mea nu era de acord, pentru c\u0103 \u00een general, dac\u0103 un lucru \u00ee\u021bi f\u0103cea pl\u0103cere, era un \u201enu\u201d f\u0103r\u0103 discu\u021bii. Dac\u0103 intri \u00een vorb\u0103 cu primii zece copii care \u00ee\u021bi ies \u00een cale pe strad\u0103, opt \u00ee\u021bi vor spune c\u0103 fie au un c\u0103\u021bel sau un pisoi pe care \u00eel ador\u0103, fie vor cu pasiune unul \u0219i \u0219i-ar da aloca\u021bia pe un an s\u0103-l aib\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E adev\u0103rat, cei mici sunt uneori prea repezi\u021bi \u0219i prea agresivi \u00een mi\u0219c\u0103ri, dar am petrecut o dat\u0103 o dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 minunat\u0103 cu tanti care \u00eemi face curat. \u00cen timp ce ea \u00eemi freca podelele, eu am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat-o pe nepoat\u0103-sa, o feti\u021b\u0103 de 4 ani, s\u0103 m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie finu\u021b \u0219i s\u0103 se joace delicat cu pisica. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Copiii au mult\u0103 anxietate, \u0219i, \u00een loc s\u0103 \u00eende\u0219i \u00een ei medicamente care eventual s\u0103 le afecteze evolu\u021bia mintal\u0103, le po\u021bi oferi cel mai vechi anxiolitic din lume: prezen\u021ba bl\u00e2nd\u0103 \u0219i lini\u0219titoare a unui animal de companie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am o prieten\u0103 care cre\u0219te doi copii ai ei, doi ai unei surori cu probleme, \u0219i vreo opt m\u00e2\u021be. Da, are veniturile necesare s\u0103-\u0219i permit\u0103 o cas\u0103 plin\u0103 de sufle\u021bele nevinovate. Spune-i ei c\u0103 pisicile sunt na\u0219pa pentru c\u0103 tu ai copii \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi face tigaia guler. Copiii ei dorm \u00een pat cu m\u00e2\u021bele \u0219i bine fac. Nu exist\u0103 somn mai bun \u0219i mai lini\u0219titor dec\u00e2t cel cu o pisic\u0103 torc\u0103cioas\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103t\u0103soas\u0103 \u00een bra\u021be. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sunt oameni care iubesc \u0219i copiii, \u0219i animalele, \u0219i sunt oameni care nu suport\u0103 nici copiii, nici animalele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu exist\u0103 nic\u0103ieri o lege care s\u0103 spun\u0103 c\u0103 exist\u0103 un concurs \u00eentre copii \u0219i animale, \u0219i comentariile despre importan\u021ba copiilor sub pozele de animale arat\u0103 doar c\u0103 e\u0219ti b\u0103tut \u00een cap. \u00cen plus, treaba e simpl\u0103. Sunt mii de grupuri de m\u0103mici pe Facebook. \u021aii neap\u0103rat s\u0103 discu\u021bi DOAR despre copii? OK, intr\u0103 acolo \u0219i desf\u0103\u0219oar\u0103-te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sau \u021bii neap\u0103rat s\u0103 discu\u021bi despre copii cu mine? Nici o problem\u0103. Discut\u0103m frumos un buget pentru o serie de articole despre copii \u0219i se rezolv\u0103. Eu sunt un om simplu \u0219i straightforward. Sponsorizeaz\u0103-m\u0103 pentru textele pe care vrei s\u0103 le vezi \u0219i po\u021bi s\u0103 le consideri deja scrise. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar s\u0103 vii s\u0103 faci off-topic agresiv sub post\u0103ri care nu au leg\u0103tur\u0103 e doar calea spre \u201eAcest cont nu poate fi accesat etc\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i nu, o poz\u0103 cu o pisic\u0103 nu e negging la adresa copilului t\u0103u. Trebuie s\u0103 fii extrem de prost s\u0103 tragi concluzia asta. \u0218i e libertatea ta s\u0103 fii c\u00e2t de prost vrei tu, dar nu pe timpul \u0219i r\u0103bdarea mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place acest articol, sus\u0163ine-m\u0103 pe Paypal, s\u0103 te amuz \u0219i m\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"82\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?resize=150%2C49&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cemi plac pozele cu pisici \u015fi videourile cu pisici. \u015ei, pentru c\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 nu sunt singura cu aceast\u0103 pasiune, le \u015fi postez pentru&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":26992,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/image-1.png?fit=1024%2C768&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26991"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26993,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26991\/revisions\/26993"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}