{"id":2701,"date":"2010-10-02T19:52:07","date_gmt":"2010-10-02T16:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2701"},"modified":"2010-10-02T19:52:07","modified_gmt":"2010-10-02T16:52:07","slug":"descarcerare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/descarcerare\/","title":{"rendered":"Descarcerare"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salut, sunt Ostap Bender \u015fi m\u00e2ine va fi o zi ca oricare alta.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mergeam io cu trenu c\u0103tre Cluj \u015fi \u00eemi intr\u0103 \u00een compartiment o tanti \u00eengrijit\u0103 \u00eenso\u0163it\u0103 de un copil t\u0103l\u00e2mb. Genu \u0103la de copil gras, enervant care url\u0103 \u015fi vorbe\u015fte ne\u00eempu\u015fcat.<\/p>\n

Da nu asta era ciudat la copil ci faptul c\u0103 avea capul bandajat, care cap era de dou\u0103 ori mai lung dec\u00e2t un cap normal de copil t\u0103l\u00e2mb. \u00cen jurul capului, circular deasupra urechilor, se vedeau ni\u015fte pete maronii ca de s\u00e2nge \u00eenchegat. Io m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 tat\u0103-so sau mam\u0103-sa or reac\u0163ionat firesc la istericalele copilului \u015fi l-or servit cu securea de c\u00e2teva ori \u00een cap cum ar fi fost firesc. Da asta nu explic\u0103 m\u0103rimea bostanului pe care \u00eel purta micul anim\u0103lu\u0163 pe g\u00e2t. De la secure nu \u0163i se umfl\u0103 capul dac\u0103 e sterilizat\u0103 bine \u00eenainte.<\/p>\n

Mi-am tot construit io c\u00e2teva scenarii \u00een capul meu mic \u00een compara\u0163ie cu al monstrule\u0163ului, care acum lingea geamul compartimentului, da’ n-am reu\u015fit s\u0103 ajung la o ipotez\u0103 c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t valabil\u0103. Pula mea, poate or fi vrut s\u0103-l sp\u00e2nzure \u015fi i-or pus la\u0163ul \u00een jurul frun\u0163ii \u00een loc de g\u00e2t.<\/p>\n

De\u015fi mie \u00eemi place s\u0103 fac conversa\u0163ii cu necunoscu\u0163i la fel de mult cum \u00eemi place s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc c\u0103r\u0103mizi poroterme, n-am reu\u015fit s\u0103 m\u0103 ab\u0163in s\u0103 nu o \u00eentreb pe m\u0103-sa:<\/p>\n

– \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Ce-a p\u0103\u0163it micu\u0163ul la cap, doamn\u0103?<\/em><\/p>\n

– \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0D\u0103-l \u00een pizda lu mum\u0103-sa, c\u0103 o f\u0103cut caca la oli\u0163\u0103 \u015fi pe urm\u0103 \u015fi-o \u00eendesat-o pe cap. N-am reu\u015fit s\u0103 i-o scoatem \u015fi acum mergem \u00een Cluj la doctor.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Salut, sunt Ostap Bender \u015fi m\u00e2ine va fi o zi ca oricare alta. Mergeam io cu trenu c\u0103tre Cluj \u015fi \u00eemi intr\u0103 \u00een compartiment...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}