{"id":27051,"date":"2024-10-08T11:47:10","date_gmt":"2024-10-08T08:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27051"},"modified":"2024-10-08T11:47:12","modified_gmt":"2024-10-08T08:47:12","slug":"era-mai-bine-inainte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/era-mai-bine-inainte\/","title":{"rendered":"Era mai bine \u00eenainte???"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Nu ai cum s\u0103 mergi lini\u0219tit la treaba ta, sau s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi vezi lini\u0219tit de treaba ta online, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 auzi sau s\u0103 vezi o conversa\u021bie de tipul \u201ece bine era \u00eenainte!\u201d, unde \u00eenainte se refer\u0103 la perioada lui Ceau\u0219escu. Nu o voi numi comunism, pentru c\u0103 acel comunism de factur\u0103 ruseasc\u0103 era exact ca imperialismul de factur\u0103 ruseasc\u0103, sau ca orice alt\u0103 or\u00e2nduire social\u0103 de factur\u0103 ruseasc\u0103: abuzul f\u0103r\u0103 consecin\u021be al omului de r\u00e2nd de c\u0103tre un grup de \u201eale\u0219i\u201d. Ale\u0219i pe criteriul \u201efaci ca mine, sau zbori miraculos de la etajul 10.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i din diverse motive, \u0103\u0219tia cu \u201ece bine era \u00eenainte\u201d se \u00eenmul\u021besc \u00een ultima vreme de zici c\u0103 i-a clonat cineva. Mai grav, unii dintre ei sunt copii \u0219i adolescen\u021bi, crescu\u021bi \u00een libertatea de a spune \u0219i face ce vor, de a tr\u0103i cum vor \u0219i de a nu r\u0103spunde \u00een fa\u021ba nim\u0103nui pentru deciziile lor. Care nu au idee ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 dictatur\u0103 sau abuz de putere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu sunt un om corect. Prezint pe conturile mele de social media poezii, muzic\u0103 \u0219i filme create \u00een perioada bol\u0219evismului sovietic, pentru c\u0103 statul avea \u0219i o latur\u0103 bun\u0103: finan\u021ba foarte mult\u0103 art\u0103. Da, sponsoriza \u0219i realism socialist, c\u0103 cineva trebuia s\u0103 \u00eemping\u0103 ideologia \u00eenainte; dar sus\u021binea o mul\u021bime de teatre, de case de cultur\u0103, de \u0219coli de art\u0103 \u0219i evenimente muzicale, care asigurau un venit constant \u0219i decent foarte multor creatori. Dac\u0103 acei creatori erau dispu\u0219i s\u0103 pupe kuhr. Dar acela\u0219i sistem marginaliza f\u0103r\u0103 cru\u021bare \u0219i punea sub index, adic\u0103 interzicea circula\u021bia operelor celor care nu se temeneau. \u0218i cum pe atunci nu exista internet s\u0103 cre\u0219ti pe banii \u0219i pe munca ta de unul singur, singura solu\u021bie era s\u0103 faci anticamer\u0103 la secretarul de partid \u0219i s\u0103 te miloge\u0219ti umil pentru o \u0219ans\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219adar: nu am o problem\u0103 s\u0103 recunosc valorile vremii, dar dac\u0103 vii s\u0103-mi aberezi c\u0103 era mai bine \u00eenainte, \u00ee\u021bi r\u00e2d \u00een nas \u0219i te \u021bin \u00een mi\u0219touri o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Nu \u00ee\u021bi spun c\u0103 e\u0219ti idiot, pentru c\u0103 nu risc o lun\u0103 de restric\u021bii pentru tine; dar te voi trata ca pe unul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vom \u00eencepe a\u0219a: era mai bine pe vremea lui Ceau\u0219escu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Atunci, de ce mai e\u0219ti pe internet? \u0218tii c\u0103 internetul e o inven\u021bie a occidentului decadent, nu? Drum bun! Du-te \u0219i sufer\u0103 \u00een singur\u0103tatea propriului apartament, cum se suferea \u00een acea vreme. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ah, da, \u0219i arunc\u0103 \u0219i smartphone-ul, pentru c\u0103 \u0219i smartphone-ul e inven\u021bia occidentului decadent. Cump\u0103r\u0103 telefon vechi \u0219i \u00eemparte linia cu vecinul; ascult\u0103-i toate conversa\u021biile \u0219i p\u00e2r\u0103\u0219te-l secretarului de partid, c\u0103 poate ob\u021bii o medalie de bun tovar\u0103\u0219. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce voturile erau a\u0219a de u\u0219or de cump\u0103rat cu o pung\u0103 de f\u0103in\u0103 \u0219i o sticl\u0103 de ulei la \u00eenceputurile democra\u021biei? Pentru c\u0103 bol\u0219evismul \u00eenfometa artificial popula\u021bia. Nici uleiul, nici f\u0103ina nu se g\u0103seau. C\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2mpla aprovizionarea, cu cantit\u0103\u021bi \u00eentotdeauna insuficiente, st\u0103teai la coad\u0103 c\u00e2te trei ore pentru fiecare \u0219i aflai toate secretele murdare ale cartierului, fie c\u0103 voiai, fie c\u0103 nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Imagineaz\u0103-\u021bi o lume \u00een care mare parte din ziua ta era petrecut\u0103 st\u00e2nd la cozi dup\u0103 m\u00e2ncare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

St\u0103teai la coad\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi pl\u0103te\u0219ti facturile, apropo. Acum, ai virat online banii \u00een 5 secunde, s\u0103n\u0103tate \u0219i virtute. Dar pe atunci, st\u0103teai o or\u0103 \u00een cozi interminabile, pentru c\u0103 func\u021bionarii se p*\u0219au pe tine cu jet \u0219i nu aveau nici o urgen\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 te serveasc\u0103 prompt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

O reminiscen\u021b\u0103 a acelor vremuri o vezi azi la po\u0219ta rom\u00e2n\u0103. Cozi dup\u0103 talonul de pensie \u0219i tanti simandicoase mi\u0219c\u00e2ndu-se cu \u00eencetinitorul, hr\u0103nindu-se cu exasperarea mut\u0103 a celor care nu au de ales dec\u00e2t s\u0103 a\u0219tepte, \u0219i s\u0103 a\u0219tepte, \u0219i s\u0103 a\u0219tepte. Nu \u0219tii ce e umilin\u021ba adev\u0103rat\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 n-ai stat la genul \u0103la de coad\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A, ai ajuns acas\u0103 \u0219i \u00een continuare e\u0219ti nostalgic dup\u0103 \u00eenainte? OK. Arunc\u0103-\u021bi toate electrocasnicele. C\u0103 nu erau pe atunci. Spal\u0103-\u021bi hainele de m\u00e2n\u0103, f\u0103 curat cu mopul \u0219i cu c\u00e2teva c\u00e2rpe. C\u0103 tot \u021bi-e dor de vremurile bune. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Arunc\u0103-\u021bi plasma \u0219i computerul. \u00cenainte, nu aveai voie cu astfel de lux. Dac\u0103 erai \u0103la cu rude \u00een Germania \u0219i primeai cadou un video, te p\u00e2rau vecinii invidio\u0219i la partid \u0219i te chemau s\u0103 te \u00eentrebe cine pl lor te crezi s\u0103 de\u021bii tu a\u0219a ceva \u0219i dac\u0103 nu cumva e\u0219ti un capitalist m\u00e2r\u0219av. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

To\u021bi bo\u0219ot\u00e2rcii care vin online s\u0103 frece la icre femei pe care nu le cunosc s\u0103 se m\u0103rite \u0219i s\u0103 fac\u0103 copii, de parc\u0103 i-ar privi cu ceva via\u021ba personal\u0103 a altora? Reminiscen\u021b\u0103 a vremurilor. Bol\u0219evismul la putere \u00eensemna cetefutismul de treburile altuia la putere. Pl\u0103teai o tax\u0103 de celibat dac\u0103-\u021bi pl\u0103cea singur\u0103tatea, pentru c\u0103 era treaba lor c\u0103 nu plode\u0219ti \u0219i nu devii \u0219i mai manipulabil, prin ceea ce li se putea \u00eent\u00e2mpla copiilor t\u0103i dac\u0103 nu te temeneai conform instruc\u021biunilor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E\u0219ti femeie? OK. Dup\u0103 ce te m\u0103ritai \u0219i se presupunea c\u0103 ai o via\u021b\u0103 intim\u0103 activ\u0103, te controlau periodic la fofo, s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 nu cumva ascunzi o sarcin\u0103. Sub cinci copii, nu aveai nici un drept la contracep\u021bie, sau s\u0103 te opre\u0219ti din misiunea de a f\u0103ta \u00een beneficiul partidului, chit c\u0103, a\u0219a cum am punctat, \u00een magazine nu g\u0103seai mare lucru s\u0103 le pui pe mas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ah, dar nu ai tu prea mult\u0103 lumin\u0103 c\u00e2nd cite\u0219ti acest articol? Tot e\u0219ti nostalgic dup\u0103 trecut. Stinge-o \u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103-\u021bi lamp\u0103 cu petrol. Aveai curent \u0219i ap\u0103 cald\u0103 dou\u0103 ore pe zi. F\u0103-\u021bi toat\u0103 treaba \u00een aceste dou\u0103 ore. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i mai e pu\u021bin, vine iarna. \u0218tii c\u0103 nu aveai central\u0103, nu? Turbai de frig, dac\u0103 nu dormeai cu paltonul. Dar e ok, frigul \u00eent\u0103re\u0219te organismul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar stai, \u00een ce ora\u0219 te-ai n\u0103scut tu? Ro\u0219iorii de Vede? OK, renun\u021b\u0103 la buletinul de Bucure\u0219ti – Cluj – Timi\u0219oara – Bra\u0219ov \u0219i du-te acas\u0103. Nu, nu prime\u0219ti buletin sau flotant de Bucure\u0219ti c\u0103 a\u0219a vrea mu\u0219chiul t\u0103u. Partidul te repartizeaz\u0103 cu loc de munc\u0103 unde vrea el dac\u0103 termini o facultate. Dac\u0103 nu, g\u0103se\u0219te de munc\u0103 \u00een ora\u0219ul natal. Salariu mic \u0219i e\u0219ti tratat ca ultimul nimeni? OK, bine ai venit \u00een lumea minunat\u0103 a \u201ecum era \u00eenainte\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jur c\u0103-mi vine s\u0103 scriu un roman distopic cu un idiot r\u0103sf\u0103\u021bat cu trotinet\u0103 care se tot smiorc\u0103ie c\u0103 era mai bine \u00eenainte \u0219i i se \u00eempline\u0219te magic dorin\u021ba: e teleportat la \u00eentreprinderea Steagul Ro\u0219u. \u0218i-\u0219i ia g\u0103le\u021bi de mu** pe toate planurile, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd se treze\u0219te la realitatea faptului c\u0103 da, nu umbl\u0103 c\u00e2inii cu covrigi \u00een coad\u0103, dar acestea sunt cele mai bune vremuri ever. Simplul fapt c\u0103 azi \u00eei po\u021bi face pandalii interminabile lui Exarhu c\u0103 a oprit pe trotuar s\u0103 arunce gunoiul \u0219i nu url\u0103 nici un maistru la tine s\u0103-\u021bi \u021bii clon\u021bul inutil \u0219i s\u0103 treci \u00een mor\u021bii m\u0103-tii \u00eenapoi la strung, c\u0103 cincinalul \u00een patru ani \u0219i jum\u0103tate nu se execut\u0103 de unul singur, e un privilegiu pe care nu-l con\u0219tientizezi pentru c\u0103 n-ai idee c\u0103 se poate mult, mult mai r\u0103u. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac aceste articole, po\u021bi alege s\u0103-mi oferi sus\u021binerea de care am nevoie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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