{"id":2708,"date":"2010-10-03T14:58:17","date_gmt":"2010-10-03T11:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2708"},"modified":"2010-10-03T14:58:17","modified_gmt":"2010-10-03T11:58:17","slug":"nu-va-mai-castrati-copiii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-va-mai-castrati-copiii\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu v\u0103 mai castra\u0163i copiii!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u015etim c\u0103 tenta\u0163ia e mare. Mai ales c\u00e2nd fac multe t\u00e2mpenii, iar vecinul v\u0103 poveste\u015fte c\u0103, de c\u00e2nd \u015fi i-a castrat pe ai lui, parc\u0103-s al\u0163ii, mai buni \u015fi mai bl\u00e2nzi. De asemenea, \u015ftim c\u0103 studiile demografice indic\u0103 faptul c\u0103 pu\u015ftii castra\u0163i sunt cu 34 % mai buni buc\u0103tari, cu 52 % mai buni croitori \u015fi cu 45 % mai buni la limbi str\u0103ine. Suntem de acord cu toate astea. Dar poate v\u0103 dori\u0163i \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103 nepo\u0163ei la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e, s\u0103 ave\u0163i ce plimba prin parcuri, c\u00e2nd v\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lni\u0163i cu al\u0163i b\u0103tr\u00e2nei s\u0103 discuta\u0163i de ce FIFA 2041 e mai bun\u0103 dec\u00e2t versiunile precedente.<\/p>\n<p>OK, ve\u0163i spune dvs., dar astea-s argumente superficiale. De plimbat ne putem plimba \u015fi broasca \u0163estoas\u0103, \u015farpele exotic sau ficusul din ghiveci. Corect. Dar broasca \u0163estoas\u0103 nu v\u0103 va sparge niciodat\u0103 ochelarii \u015fi contul bancar cu gra\u0163ia pe care numai un nepot adev\u0103rat o poate avea.<\/p>\n<p>Exist\u0103 hackeri, p\u0103pu\u015fe. Da, \u015fi asta e adev\u0103rat, de c\u00e2nd s-a inventat hackeru&#8217;, spargerea contului bancar e floare la ureche. OK, atunci v\u0103 vom prezenta c\u00e2teva filmule\u0163e cumplite, \u00een care copiii castra\u0163i vorbesc despre experien\u0163ele lor teribile. Dac\u0103 sunte\u0163i cardiaci, astmatici sau suferinzi de ap\u0103 la grenunchi, nu da\u0163i click pe filmule\u0163ele care urmeaz\u0103. Sunt cutremur\u0103toare \u015fi v\u0103 pot face mult r\u0103u. Mai bine m\u0103 crede\u0163i direct pe cuv\u00e2nt \u015fi renun\u0163a\u0163i la a v\u0103 castra copiii. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Anii &#8217;60.<\/p>\n<p>Era o zi de toamn\u0103 trist\u0103 \u015fi ploioas\u0103, c\u00e2nd pe p\u0103rin\u0163ii acestui trio de copii inocen\u0163i i-a cuprins o pal\u0103 de umor negru. Au zis: &#8220;Ce-ar fi s\u0103 ne castr\u0103m copiii?&#8221; Zis \u015fi f\u0103cut. Au luat o unghier\u0103 ruginit\u0103 \u015fi au rezolvat problema. M\u0103rturia copiilor e cutremur\u0103toare.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/COqUjfrB8dI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Anii &#8217;70.<\/p>\n<p>Acest t\u00e2n\u0103r traumatizat a fost castrat \u00een somn. De aceea este relativ resemnat cu situa\u0163ia iar vaietul s\u0103u este relativ mioritic. Azi, hitul, &#8220;pune\u0163i m\u00e2na pe Vasilic\u0103, s\u0103 ave\u0163i noroc tot anul&#8221;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PzpWKAGvGdA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Anii &#8217;80 au fost marca\u0163i de ceea ce cunosc\u0103torii au numit &#8220;revan\u015fa afroamerican\u0103&#8221;. Cu alte cuvinte, \u015fi negrii au vrut s\u0103 demonstreze c\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi pot castra copiii. \u015ei uite:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uHUXbAGNfVg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Micul Roger Nelson ar fi vrut s\u0103 aib\u0103 urma\u015fi. Dar p\u0103rin\u0163ii au decis c\u0103 nu poate r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00een urma concuren\u0163ei.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lBafowEf_Vk?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Tot \u00een anii &#8217;80, ni\u015fte p\u0103rin\u0163i denatura\u0163i din Norvegia au inventat o alt\u0103 cumplit\u0103 tortur\u0103: castrarea prin congelare:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_EXxMlIExpo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Nem\u0163ii, precum se \u015ftie, nu castrau dec\u00e2t cu toporul.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yuSrsGzhD9U?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Anii &#8217;90 se deschid cu un nou val de castr\u0103ri \u00een r\u00e2ndurile junilor britanici, tendin\u0163\u0103 cunoscut\u0103, \u00eendeob\u015fte, sub numele de brit pop:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DqgXzPfAxjo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Nem\u0163ii, fideli tradi\u0163iei, \u00ee\u015fi v\u0103d de castrarea cu toporul:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/aWl8BeCKX0E?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Iar excentricul Michael Jackson reu\u015fe\u015fte s\u0103 devin\u0103 primul negru care na\u015fte pui albi \u015fi \u00eei hr\u0103ne\u015fte cu lapte. Ca \u015fi tat\u0103l, fiul ador\u0103 s\u0103 se plimbe prin ploaie:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DksSPZTZES0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>\u00cen anii 2000, Prince reu\u015fe\u015fte s\u0103 egaleze performan\u0163a lui Michael Jackson, devenind al doilea castrat care na\u015fte un pui viu prin metode pe care autorit\u0103\u0163ile americane refuz\u0103 s\u0103 le dea publicit\u0103\u0163ii:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jg41dmc-dhE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Pe ace\u015fti juni americani, p\u0103rin\u0163ii i-au \u00eenfometat p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd s-au castrat singuri:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UrMmr1oMPGA?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>De\u015fi poli\u0163ia britanic\u0103 lucreaz\u0103 de trei ani la anchet\u0103, \u00eenc\u0103 nu a reu\u015fit s\u0103 afle cumplita poveste care st\u0103 \u00een spatele acestei tragedii:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/AWiccrTB4LM?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Concluzie: copiii dvs. merit\u0103 o via\u0163\u0103 normal\u0103. Castrarea nu e o solu\u0163ie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u015etim c\u0103 tenta\u0163ia e mare. Mai ales c\u00e2nd fac multe t\u00e2mpenii, iar vecinul v\u0103 poveste\u015fte c\u0103, de c\u00e2nd \u015fi i-a castrat pe ai lui,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}