{"id":27081,"date":"2024-10-21T14:36:21","date_gmt":"2024-10-21T11:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27081"},"modified":"2024-10-21T14:36:23","modified_gmt":"2024-10-21T11:36:23","slug":"unfollow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/unfollow\/","title":{"rendered":"Unfollow"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

-Nu mi-a pl\u0103cut nu \u015ftiu ce postare a ta, \u015fi am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 dau unfollow. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Oricum nu donai nimic pentru post\u0103rile care \u0163i-au pl\u0103cut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, drum bun, cale b\u0103tut\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce??? Nu \u015ftii tu ce valoare inestimabil\u0103 are unfollowul meu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u015etiu c\u0103 e o noutate pentru voi, to\u0163i cei care v\u0103 crede\u0163i cadoul lui Dumnezeu pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, dar valoarea interac\u0163iunii cu tine o decide cel\u0103lalt, nu tu. R\u0103m\u00e2ne cum am zis, drum bun, cale b\u0103tut\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-A\u015fa \u00ee\u0163i respec\u0163i tu to\u0163i cititorii?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu. Doar pe cei care nu cotizeaz\u0103 nimic, coroborat cu mare t\u0103r\u0103boi legat de ce ar trebui eu s\u0103 fac \u015fi ce nu \u00een mintea lor. Dar de ce te fwte pe tine grija legat de cum \u00eemi respect cititorii, c\u00e2nd tu deja ai dat unfollow? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-M\u0103 simt ad\u00e2nc r\u0103nit\u0103 \u00een hemoroizi de un atare r\u0103spuns. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-OK, dar cum nu te numeri printre donatorii blogului, nu v\u0103d cum ce m\u0103 privesc hemoroizii t\u0103i. Also, observa\u0163ie fin\u0103: Nu ai prea mult chef de tranca-fleanca pentru cineva care tocmai a dat unfollow?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Followul meu era inestimabil, habar n-ai ce ai pierdut dac\u0103 am dat eu unfollow!!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Gen, nimic? C\u0103 mai postez o mem\u0103 cu \u015eo\u015foac\u0103 url\u00e2nd \u015fi cu caption: Iar nu au Rudotel la farmacie \u015fi fac al\u0163i 50 de followeri noi \u015fi mult mai pu\u0163in pro\u015fti dec\u00e2t tine? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Acum \u015ftiu \u015fi eu cine e\u015fti! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da, bitch. Sunt omul care se pi\u015f\u0103 pe tine cu jet. \u015ei dac\u0103 nu-\u0163i dau block, vei cotcod\u0103ci d\u00e2nd din aripi a importan\u0163\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2ine diminea\u0163a? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cotcodac, cotcodaac, cotcodaaac. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Morala pove\u015ftii: Nu e\u015fti aeroport, nu e nevoie s\u0103-\u0163i anun\u0163i plecarea. \u015ei chiar \u015fi \u00een aeroport, avioanele anun\u0163\u0103 \u015fi pleac\u0103, nu fac circ interminabil aeroportului c\u0103 nu e r\u0103pus de durere la plecarea lor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei ca unfollowul t\u0103u s\u0103 conteze? F\u0103-\u0163i sim\u0163it\u0103 relevan\u0163a pe Paypalul blogului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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