{"id":27114,"date":"2024-10-27T10:58:36","date_gmt":"2024-10-27T07:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27114"},"modified":"2024-10-27T12:57:36","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T09:57:36","slug":"juraminte-pisicesti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/juraminte-pisicesti\/","title":{"rendered":"Jur\u0103minte pisice\u0219ti"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Cet\u0103\u021bene, o iei de regin\u0103 pe Miaunica? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Da. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Miaunica, \u00eel iei de sclav pe specimenul \u0103sta comun \u0219i dureros de irelevant? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Miau. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-OK, pute\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 spune\u021bi jur\u0103mintele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Miaunica, nu m\u0103 pricep la vorbe, dar nu-mi pot imagina via\u021ba f\u0103r\u0103 tine. Jur s\u0103 te iau pentru totdeauna \u00een bagajul meu emo\u021bional. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Sclavule, eu am o list\u0103 ceva mai lung\u0103 de jur\u0103minte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jur s\u0103 fac un festival de rock de c\u00e2te ori pleci de acas\u0103, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 afle to\u021bi vecinii c\u00e2t de intens suf\u0103r dup\u0103 tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jur s\u0103 alerg prin toat\u0103 casa de fericire c\u00e2nd te \u00eentorci de la aruncarea gunoiului, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De parc\u0103 veneai de pe front <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 arunci zilnic gunoiul, doar de dragul fericirii mele, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jur s\u0103 am chef de joac\u0103 de c\u00e2te ori ai de lucru <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103-\u021bi \u00eentorc mereu ecranul laptopului cu susul \u00een jos prin combina\u021bia de taste \u201ecurul meu\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103f\u0103i \u00een f\u0103ra\u0219 dac\u0103 \u00eencerci s\u0103 m\u0103turi, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentind senzual pe hainele proasp\u0103t sp\u0103late, pentru c\u0103 nici un outfit nu e complet f\u0103r\u0103 p\u0103rul meu, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 urlu ca din gur\u0103 de \u0219arpe de c\u00e2te ori se pr\u0103je\u0219te ceva \u00een tigaie, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Da, chiar \u0219i morcovi, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i o s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc minimum unul, ca ofrand\u0103 a ta pentru binecuv\u00e2ntarea de a m\u0103 avea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jur s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eencurc \u00eentre picioarele tale de c\u00e2te ori cari ceva,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i s\u0103 m\u0103 uit mirat\u0103 la tine dac\u0103 te v\u0103d c\u0103z\u00e2nd. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 pl\u00e2ng c\u00e2nd faci baie, ca un cor profesionist de bocitoare la moartea buliba\u0219ei <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 urlu ca o eroin\u0103 horror c\u00e2nd \u00eemi faci mie baie<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pentru c\u0103 apa e sursa tuturor relelor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 dorm pe tine ca pe un culcu\u0219 personal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 m\u0103 plimb pe spatele t\u0103u cu l\u0103bu\u021be moi, m\u00e2ng\u00e2ietoare, ca un masaj de la \u00eengeri, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 m\u0103 las uneori greu pe pieptul t\u0103u, ca un infarct, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 te condamn la o via\u021b\u0103 de Claritine \u0219i de alint, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103-\u021bi dau periodic spaim\u0103 cu c\u00e2te un vomitat la 3 noaptea, \u0219i s\u0103 nu fie dec\u00e2t un ghem minuscul de p\u0103r, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103-\u021bi iau uneori palma \u00eentre l\u0103bu\u021be \u0219i s\u0103-mi frec fa\u021ba de ea, de parc\u0103 te-a\u0219 iubi, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 m\u0103 potrivesc mereu perfect \u00een curbura cotului sau a genunchiului t\u0103u c\u00e2nd te ui\u021bi la filme <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 intervin cu mieunat persistent \u00een conversa\u021biile tale telefonice, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218i, esen\u021bial, <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jur s\u0103 te p\u0103zesc cu o grij\u0103 solemn\u0103 \u00eentip\u0103rit\u0103 pe f\u0103\u021buca mea must\u0103cioas\u0103, de c\u00e2te ori te duci s\u0103 te caci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac aceste articole, po\u021bi alege s\u0103-mi oferi sus\u021binerea de care am nevoie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"82\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?resize=150%2C49&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Cet\u0103\u021bene, o iei de regin\u0103 pe Miaunica? 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