{"id":27140,"date":"2024-11-04T11:09:24","date_gmt":"2024-11-04T08:09:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27140"},"modified":"2024-11-04T11:09:25","modified_gmt":"2024-11-04T08:09:25","slug":"si-batranii-sunt-oameni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/si-batranii-sunt-oameni\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015ei b\u0103tr\u00e2nii sunt oameni!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Da, mare noutate ce ai zis cu titlul \u0103sta, Loreno, o s\u0103 sar\u0103 gigel spaima tastaturii. Apa e ud\u0103, iarba e verde, iarna nu-i ca vara (de\u015fi lately le cam confunzi), mai ai? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Citeam ieri pe Facebook o postare despre o doamn\u0103 de 75 de ani care \u015fi-a f\u0103cut un tatuaj \u015fi a st\u00e2rnit indignarea familiei. Ace\u015ftia au etichetat-o drept o ru\u015fine, o nebun\u0103 care nu-\u015fi \u201eaccept\u0103 v\u00e2rsta\u201d \u0219i au terorizat-o cu \u201ece vor spune acum vecinii \/ cunoscu\u021bii.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Realitatea e c\u0103, de\u0219i fizic ne maturiz\u0103m, \u0219i aspectul nostru nu mai e ca la 16 ani, cheful de aventur\u0103, de distrac\u021bie, de experiment, de risc nu pleac\u0103 nic\u0103ieri. Sigur, nu mai po\u021bi bea ca la 20 de ani, c\u0103 dac\u0103 ri\u0219ti nop\u021bile alea de vodc\u0103 ieftin\u0103 \u0219i Cola din perioada studen\u021biei, o s\u0103 bole\u0219ti de ficat trei zile dup\u0103. Nu mai po\u021bi \u021bop\u0103i ca la 20 de ani, c\u0103 \u00eencep s\u0103 te doar\u0103 picioarele de la tocuri. Nu po\u021bi umbla cu coastele pe-afar\u0103 \u00een frig, c\u0103 te taie la \u0219ale de zici c\u0103 paralizezi. \u0218i tot a\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar pl\u0103cerea de a face nebunii nu pleac\u0103 nic\u0103ieri. Ba, \u00een cazul celor care n-au prea tr\u0103it-o cu adev\u0103rat, pentru c\u0103 tinere\u021bea lor a fost exclusiv sub papucul p\u0103rin\u021bilor, profesorilor \u0219i regulilor, pl\u0103cerea de a face nebunii vine t\u00e2rziu \u00een via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103tur\u0103 totul \u00een cale. A\u0219a te treze\u0219ti cu mesajul privat: \u201eMam\u0103, ce \u021b\u00e2\u021be ai, s\u0103 mor io\u201d de la un distins domn de 75 de ani, care are o poz\u0103 cu doi nepo\u021bei la profil. Ceea ce e insult\u0103tor \u0219i aiurea, dar nu doar pentru c\u0103 omul nostru are 75 de ani, ci e ceva ce, \u00eentr-o lume educat\u0103, n-ar trebui s\u0103 prime\u0219ti dec\u00e2t de la persoana cu care ai stabilit, CU RECIPROCITATE, c\u0103 e ok s\u0103 v\u0103 trimite\u021bi de-astea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se vorbe\u0219te mult despre p\u0103rin\u021bi care refuz\u0103 s\u0103 priceap\u0103 c\u0103 odoarele lor sunt adolescen\u021bi, \u0219i c\u0103 e cazul s\u0103 le lase libertatea de a fi ei \u00een\u0219i\u0219i, dac\u0103 vor adul\u021bi func\u021bionali \u0219i ap\u021bi s\u0103 stea pe propriile picioare, \u0219i cu copii de 40 de ani care s\u0103 a\u0219tepte cumin\u021bi s\u0103 fie servit puiu\u021bul cu cartofiori. Dar nu se prea vorbe\u0219te despre modul \u00een care b\u0103tr\u00e2nii \u00eencep s\u0103 fie trata\u021bi din cauza v\u00e2rstei. Da, se ridic\u0103 lumea s\u0103-\u021bi cedeze locul \u00een autobuz. Uneori. Pe de alt\u0103 parte, fraza \u201ela v\u00e2rsta ta\u201d intervine \u00een conversa\u021bie sup\u0103r\u0103tor de des. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La v\u00e2rsta ta, nu po\u021bi purta culori vesele. La v\u00e2rsta ta, nu po\u021bi avea tatuaje. La v\u00e2rsta ta, nu te po\u021bi vopsi verde neon. La v\u00e2rsta ta, nu po\u021bi r\u00e2de cu to\u021bi din\u021bii. La v\u00e2rsta ta blablabla. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu, c\u00e2nd voi ajunge la v\u00e2rsta la care s\u0103 m\u0103 frece oamenii la icre cu a\u0219a ceva, le voi spune sec: Eu sunt un om, nu o v\u00e2rst\u0103. Omul dicteaz\u0103 ac\u021biunile, nu num\u0103rul. \u0218i cui nu-i place, e liber s\u0103 circule. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cemi amintesc cum maic\u0103-mea \u0219i prietena ei cea mai bun\u0103 aveau 30ish de ani fiecare, \u0219i au v\u0103zut \u00eentr-o vitrin\u0103 un palton ro\u0219u superb, pe care au refuzat s\u0103-l cumpere, de\u0219i le curgeau ochii dup\u0103 el. Motivul: La v\u00e2rsta noastr\u0103 (30 \u0219i ceva, for f’s sake!! eu la 30 de ani mergeam cu cortul la festivaluri \u0219i prindeam zorii c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd!) nu se cade s\u0103 por\u021bi ro\u0219u! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Atunci am luat decizia, copil fiind, c\u0103 pentru mine astfel de t\u00e2mpenii nu vor conta niciodat\u0103 \u0219i voi face fix ce nebunie vreau eu la fix ce v\u00e2rst\u0103 se nimere\u0219te s\u0103 coincid\u0103 cu numita nebunie. Iar dac\u0103 la 75 de ani voi vrea s\u0103 lansez o trup\u0103 de heavy metal, \u0219i s\u0103 port numai corsete de latex \u0219i lan\u021buri, voi face fix asta, \u0219i garantat voi avea \u0219i fani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sigur, avantajul meu e c\u0103 nu am copii care s\u0103 m\u0103 trimit\u0103 la crati\u021b\u0103 pe criteriu de v\u00e2rst\u0103. C\u0103 dac\u0103 a\u0219 avea, s-ar aplica sintagma \u201eeu te-am f\u0103cut, eu te omor\u201d. Nu-mi spui tu mie dac\u0103 pot sau nu s\u0103 m\u0103 tatuez, dup\u0103 ce te-am \u0219ters la kur \u0219i m-am trezit cu o or\u0103 mai devreme s\u0103-\u021bi fac \u021bie mic dejun, de\u0219i eu ur\u0103sc conceptul de mic-dejun \u0219i nu m\u0103n\u00e2nc niciodat\u0103 diminea\u021ba, sau te dezmo\u0219tenesc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103tr\u00e2nii care refuz\u0103 s\u0103 g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0219te, care aleg s\u0103 priveasc\u0103 via\u021ba cu bucurie \u0219i entuziasm, care aleg s\u0103 se distreze \u00een loc s\u0103 se v\u0103ic\u0103reasc\u0103 zilnic de c\u00e2te ceva trebuie sus\u021binu\u021bi \u0219i \u00eencuraja\u021bi. Vrei tatuaj? Da, boss. Eu cu m\u00e2na mea \u00ee\u021bi caut cel mai bun artist tatuator din zon\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 asigur c\u0103 beneficiezi de servicii de calitate. Tr\u0103ie\u0219te liber. Faptul c\u0103 ai o v\u00e2rst\u0103 nu te \u00eenchide \u00eentr-o cu\u0219c\u0103 imaginar\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u00een min\u021bile bigo\u021bilor \u0219i redu\u0219ior, iar \u0103ia au invita\u021bie expres\u0103 s\u0103 ne soog\u0103 pwla ca pe ultima suflare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chiar dac\u0103 modific\u0103rile fizice sunt inevitabile – m\u0103car p\u00e2n\u0103 se inventeaz\u0103 o form\u0103 de botox \u0219i pentru ficat \ud83d\ude00 – un om inteligent \u0219i vesel r\u0103m\u00e2ne un om inteligent \u0219i vesel. Respect\u0103-\u021bi b\u0103tr\u00e2nii \u0219i scoate-i periodic la o b\u0103ut\u0103 \u00een club. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac aceste articole, po\u021bi alege s\u0103-mi oferi sus\u021binerea de care am nevoie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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