{"id":27143,"date":"2024-11-05T12:19:12","date_gmt":"2024-11-05T09:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27143"},"modified":"2024-11-05T12:19:16","modified_gmt":"2024-11-05T09:19:16","slug":"pe-bune-vocea-romaniei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/pe-bune-vocea-romaniei\/","title":{"rendered":"Pe bune, Vocea Rom\u00e2niei?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Erau dou\u0103 showuri tv rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti la care m\u0103 uitam \u0219i eu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unul era Chefi la cu\u021bite, \u00een formula de juriu Dumitrescu – Sc\u0103rl\u0103tescu – Bontea. Pentru un anumit nivel de inteligen\u021b\u0103 al conversa\u021biei \u0219i absen\u021ba meltenelii, chiar dac\u0103 \u00een mod vizibil unii concuren\u021bi erau favoriza\u021bi pe nedrept, iar al\u021bii, depuncta\u021bi pe criteriul \u201eiepura\u0219ule, iar\u0103 n-ai \u0219apc\u0103.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi, s-a schimbat juriul \u0219i emisiunea a devenit booooooooooooooring. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Al doilea era Vocea Rom\u00e2niei. Din nou, un anumit nivel de inteligen\u021b\u0103 al conversa\u021biei \u0219i absen\u021ba meltenelii, chiar dac\u0103 etc. etc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu prea aveam cum s\u0103 particip la niciunul dintre ele. La Chefi, m\u0103 alungau \u00een \u0219uturi pentru c\u0103 nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 pr\u0103jesc ou\u0103 ochiuri f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 scap un pic de coaj\u0103 \u00een ele. La Vocea, m\u0103 alungau \u00een \u0219uturi pentru timbrul meu vocal de persoan\u0103 transgender care a exagerat cu suplimentele de testosteron. Either way, nu aveam ce s\u0103 caut nici colo, nici colo, iar asta ajut\u0103 mult experien\u021ba de spectator. Presupun c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce \u00ee\u021bi iei umilin\u021b\u0103 public\u0103 la o emisiune, nu o mai po\u021bi viziona niciodat\u0103 ca \u00eenainte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar acum, \u00een sezonul 12, Vocea a introdus cel mai nasol \u0219i mai iritant twist. Unul pe care nici o edi\u021bie interna\u021bional\u0103 nu \u00eel are, iar eu m\u0103 uit la aproape toate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Recapitul\u0103m formatul emisiunii: Sunt audi\u021biile oarbe. Lumea st\u0103 cu spatele, concurentul c\u00e2nt\u0103. Dac\u0103 le place ce aud, unul sau mai mul\u021bi din juriu apas\u0103 butonul de \u201eTe doresc cu disperare\u201d \u0219i se \u00eentorc la concurent. Dac\u0103 se \u00eentorc mai mul\u021bi, iar concurentul e pies\u0103 \u0219i fizic, \u0219i vocal, \u00eencepe licita\u021bia. \u0218i concurentul decide la ce antrenor se duce. Iar antrenorul \u00eei d\u0103 melodii \u015fi indica\u0163ii pre\u0163ioase p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd iese sau c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102sta e scenariul clasic. El a devenit re\u021beta succesului pentru toate francizele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar ce \u0219i-au zis rom\u00e2nii? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ia s\u0103 facem circul \u0103sta: \u201eHai \u00een echipa mea, s\u0103 moar\u0103 m\u0103-sa, c\u0103 fac vedet\u0103 din tine!\u201d \u201eNu, hai \u00een a mea, c\u0103 eu \u00ee\u021bi provoc orgasme multiple doar cu v\u00e2rful limbii.\u201d \u201dNu, hai \u00een a mea, c\u0103 eu te \u0219i iau backing vocal la urm\u0103torul turneu.\u201d \u201dRatatul \u0103sta te ia backing vocal, eu te pun direct \u00een locul meu.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar dup\u0103 ce omul, ame\u021bit de promisiuni, alege o variant\u0103 de antrenor, rom\u00e2na\u015fii no\u015ftri de\u015ftep\u0163i de bubuie au introdus O NOU\u0102 ETAP\u0102 DE TRIERE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Una \u00een care antrenorul \u0103la care se jura c\u0103 te ia acas\u0103 \u0219i-\u021bi d\u0103 cu linguri\u021ba numai lapte de pas\u0103re hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te brusc c\u0103 tu, X \u0219i Y \u201enu merge\u021bi mai departe\u201d. Cu ce justificare? Cu justificarea \u201ea\u0219a vrea mu\u0219chiul nostru.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen edi\u021biile interna\u021bionale, antrenorii aleg num\u0103rul x de talente necesare \u00een echip\u0103, apoi li se termin\u0103 locurile \u0219i se \u00eenchide butonul cu \u201ehai la tata\u201d. Asta presupune un pic de discern\u0103m\u00e2nt, s\u0103 nu sari ca ars la primele triluri catifelate, dar nici s\u0103 nu alungi talente legitime, c\u0103 nu \u0219tii cine mai vine \u0219i cu ce. Evident, se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 s\u0103 mai treac\u0103 \u0219i arti\u0219ti mai pu\u021bin talenta\u021bi, dar asta are o logic\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 faza de battle, unde echipa se reduce la jum\u0103tate. \u0218i nu stric\u0103 s\u0103 ai c\u00e2teva umpluturi pe acolo, pentru c\u0103 e p\u0103cat s\u0103 admi\u021bi numai super talente doar s\u0103 le trimi\u021bi acas\u0103 dup\u0103 o apari\u0163ie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De aceea, nici una dintre edi\u021biile interna\u021bionale nu \u021bine neap\u0103rat s\u0103 mai filtreze o dat\u0103 talentele. Unu, juriul pic\u0103 teribil de prost, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi promite marea cu sarea, apoi te anun\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 \u201enu mergi mai departe\u201d. \u0218i doi: dac\u0103 e\u0219ti extrem de talentat, dar ai venit la spartul t\u00e2rgului, \u021bi se spune verde \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 nu mai e loc, dar e\u0219ti memorabil \u0219i mi\u0219c\u0103-\u021bi osemintele \u00eencoace \u0219i anul viitor, preferabil pe la \u00eenceputul audi\u021biilor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 vrei arti\u0219ti talenta\u021bi \u0219i sezonul \u0103sta, \u0219i sezonul viitor, \u0219i peste cinci, \u0219i peste zece ani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cenghesuind toate variantele rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti de Mariah \u0219i Whitney \u00eentr-un singur sezon, nu vei reu\u0219i s\u0103 le eviden\u021biezi ca lumea pe niciunele, \u0219i mai \u0219i \u00eenfurii arti\u0219ti ok, care au tr\u0103it c\u00e2teva zile cu iluzia c\u0103 au o \u0219ans\u0103 \u00een concurs, s-au l\u0103udat pe social media \u0219i pe la cluburile cu care au colaborare, doar ca s\u0103-\u0219i ia o apoteotic\u0103 mu** cu acel \u201enu mergi mai departe\u201d \u0219i s\u0103 pice de p\u0103c\u0103lici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen continuare, lipsa de preocupare pe care o au astfel de emisiuni fa\u021b\u0103 de imaginea public\u0103 a artistului participant este strig\u0103toare la cer. S\u0103 ie\u0219i \u00een battle sau \u00een knock-out pentru c\u0103 te duelezi cu cineva foarte, foarte talentat e una. S\u0103 \u021bi se spun\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00een concurs, s\u0103-\u021bi faci selfie pe Instagram \u0219i reel pe TikTok c\u0103, mam\u0103, am \u00eentors patru scaune \u0219i s\u0103 \u021bi se tr\u00e2nteasc\u0103 \u00een nas pe nepus\u0103 mas\u0103 c\u0103 nu intri totu\u0219i \u00een selec\u021bie e the shittiest shit ever. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u0219tiu a cui a fost ideea asta infect\u0103, dar sugerez s\u0103 fie promovat la schimbarea rolelor de h\u00e2rtie igienic\u0103 la WC-urile platoului. Iar dac\u0103 str\u0103inii aplic\u0103 cu mult succes un format care merge de minune oriunde \u00een lume, ia-l cum e \u0219i nu veni cu rom\u00e2nisme penale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac aceste articole, po\u021bi alege s\u0103-mi oferi sus\u021binerea de care am nevoie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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