{"id":27169,"date":"2024-11-11T12:17:18","date_gmt":"2024-11-11T09:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27169"},"modified":"2024-11-11T12:24:12","modified_gmt":"2024-11-11T09:24:12","slug":"despre-juraminte-neonorate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-juraminte-neonorate\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre jur\u0103minte neonorate"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Citeam azi de diminea\u021b\u0103 o \u0219tire care relata cum Cher jura s\u0103 p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103 SUA dac\u0103 iese Trump pre\u0219edinte, \u0219i cum a \u00eenceput s\u0103 evoce acum varii pretexte pentru faptul c\u0103 nu mai pleac\u0103, inclusiv loialitatea fa\u021b\u0103 de iubitul cu 40 de ani mai t\u00e2n\u0103r. Lol. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00cemi place Cher. \u00cemi plac vocea ei, atitudinea ei, personalitatea ei, inventivitatea ei, talentul ei muzical \u0219i actoricesc. Dar m\u0103 irit\u0103 la culme promisiunile \u0219i jur\u0103mintele pe care omul le face f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 inten\u021bioneze s\u0103 le \u021bin\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum pierzi cel mai rapid respectul unui b\u0103rbat \u00eentr-o rela\u0163ie? Atunci c\u00e2nd promi\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eel p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219ti dac\u0103 face nu \u0219tiu ce rahat, el face numai de-al dracu acel rahat, \u0219i tu nu pleci nic\u0103ieri. Din secunda aceea, \u0103la \u00ee\u0219i va permite orice, oricum, oriunde, pentru c\u0103 \u0219tie c\u0103 e\u0219ti o g\u0103in\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 coloan\u0103 vertebral\u0103. \u015ei va trece peste dorin\u0163ele tale ca acceleratul prin D\u00e2rste. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tot a\u015fa pierzi respectul publicului c\u00e2nd promi\u0163i c\u0103 faci lucrul x, chit c\u0103 nu-\u0163i cere nimeni a\u015fa ceva, apoi te suce\u015fti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vrei s\u0103 convingi oamenii s\u0103 fac\u0103 o ac\u021biune? Explic\u0103-le de ce e important. Dar nu veni cu jur\u0103minte \u0219i promisiuni care nu ajut\u0103 cu nimic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Exist\u0103 vreun trumpist care s\u0103 zic\u0103: \u201eOh, dar nu. Voiam s\u0103 votez cu Trump, dar refuz s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc \u00eentr-o Americ\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 Cher. Jeap \u0219tampila pe albastru\u201d? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evident c\u0103 nu exist\u0103. Promisiunea aia a ei a avut zero efect constructiv \u015fi zero utilitate. Dar promi\u021b\u00e2nd public o chestie pe care oricum nu inten\u0163iona s\u0103 o onoreze, s-a umplut acum de penibilul unei situa\u021bii \u00een care trebuie s\u0103 se justifice aiurea, tot public, legat de faptul c\u0103 nu onoreaz\u0103 promisiunea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Banii \u0219i evenimentele ei sunt \u00een State. Cine renun\u0163\u0103 la un business care merge bine, pe criterii de \u201enu a ie\u0219it la vot cine speram?\u201d \u0218tia \u0219i ea c\u0103 nu va pleca nic\u0103ieri, \u0219tiau \u0219i fanii, \u0219i culmea, cred c\u0103 \u0219tia \u0219i Trump. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar faptul c\u0103 promite \u0219i nu livreaz\u0103 e mai jenant dec\u00e2t un eventual film p**o f\u0103cut la tinere\u021be, c\u00e2nd artistul era s\u0103rac \u0219i avea nevoie s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 chiria. M\u0103car acolo exist\u0103 o \u0219ans\u0103 s\u0103 nu fi mimat orgasmul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Uite, eu nu voi pleca nic\u0103ieri dac\u0103 iese Simion pre\u0219edinte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu, nu promit asta, pentru c\u0103 munca de actor te poate pune \u00een situa\u021bia de a lua avionul urgent, \u0219i sunt factori pe care nu-i controlezi. Dar promit c\u0103 nu voi pleca melodramatic, ca la telenovel\u0103. Aspectul acesta ESTE sub controlul meu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar pot promite c\u0103 dac\u0103 iese Simion, vor urma patru ani de b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lie feroce din partea mea. \u0218i voi \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 e adev\u0103rat. C\u0103 pentru mine, b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lia e un modus vivendi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iat\u0103 ceva ce pot \u0219i, categoric, vreau s\u0103 livrez zilnic. De aceea promit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac aceste articole, po\u021bi alege s\u0103-mi oferi sus\u021binerea de care am nevoie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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