{"id":27183,"date":"2024-11-14T02:50:28","date_gmt":"2024-11-13T23:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27183"},"modified":"2024-11-14T02:50:30","modified_gmt":"2024-11-13T23:50:30","slug":"la-decesul-lui-silviu-prigoana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/la-decesul-lui-silviu-prigoana\/","title":{"rendered":"La decesul lui Silviu Prigoan\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Disclaimer: Consider c\u0103 Silviu Prigoan\u0103 a fost un om ok. C\u00e2t de ok putea fi, f\u0103c\u00e2nd acel tip de afaceri, jongl\u00e2nd acele sume, \u00eenconjur\u00e2ndu-se de acel tip de oameni \u0219i \u00eentre\u021bin\u00e2nd acea imagine. E evident c\u0103 nu po\u021bi face asta f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 te murd\u0103re\u0219ti c\u00e2teodat\u0103 pe m\u00e2ini, dar judec\u00e2nd imaginea \u00een ansamblul ei, Silviu Prigoan\u0103 a fost un om ok. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acest text nu-l satirizeaz\u0103 pe el, ci circul media de ieri. \u0218i da, este o satir\u0103. Zero valoare de adev\u0103r, 100% valoare de amuzament. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Comentarii: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vasilica: Cui las\u0103 banii, cui las\u0103 banii? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Costel: Eu zic s\u0103 fac\u0103 tombol\u0103. S\u0103 dea c\u00e2te un iPhone 16 la fiecare al o sut\u0103lea fan \u00eendoliat. Uite, eu sunt comentatorul 100 \u0219i mai \u0219i port negru \u00een poza de profil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: V\u0103leu, Silviule, de ce mi-ai murit, cu cine m\u0103 mai despart \u0219i m\u0103 mai porc\u0103iesc eu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Diana: Exact de ziua mea, s\u0103-mi iei prime timeul, te-m-a\u0219 \u00een musta\u021ba ta. Stai, f\u0103, Adriano, c\u0103 am eu b\u0103rbat scandalagiu, \u021bi-l dau pe al meu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: Da, f\u0103, dar al t\u0103u e p\u00e2rlit. Scandalagiu rupt \u00een kuhr g\u0103seam la fiecare scar\u0103 de bloc. A\u0219a, mai bine te iau pe tine, c\u0103 ai \u0219i bani, e\u0219ti \u0219i isteric\u0103, genul meu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Diana: Nu pot, f\u0103, c\u0103 eu militez pentru familia tradi\u021bional\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: P\u0103cat, uite, tocmai am pus sarmalele pe foc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Diana: Bine, f\u0103, m-am r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit. Hai s\u0103 fim lezbience \u00eempreun\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gigel: \u0218i ce v\u0103 face\u021bi voi f\u0103r\u0103 pwl\u0103, u\u0103h\u0103h\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Diana: B\u0103i, p\u00e2rlic\u0103, vezi tu degetele astea de pianist\u0103? Sunt mai groase dec\u00e2t virguli\u021ba aia prin care faci tu \u0219u\u0219u. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Marghioli\u021ba: Tulai, doamne, c\u00e2t\u0103 lips\u0103 de respect. Totu\u0219i a murit un om. M\u0103 bucur c\u0103 m-am retras din televiziune la timp, \u00eenainte s\u0103 devin\u0103 o cloac\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: Flit, f\u0103, rupto. Tu \u00een televiziune erai intern\u0103 pe moca \u0219i duceai cafele. Te-ai retras c\u00e2nd te-a angajat casier\u0103 la MegaImage! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103: \u0218i totu\u0219i, cui r\u0103m\u00e2ne mo\u0219tenirea??? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: Fiilor lui adora\u021bi \u0219i mamei eroine, normal! Ce \u00eentrebare! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ionela: Las\u0103, drag\u0103, c\u0103 tu ai fost numai p\u0103 interes \u0219i acum boce\u0219ti cu lacrimi de crocodil! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: Proast\u0103 e\u0219ti, f\u0103. Dac\u0103 eram pe interes, divor\u021bam eu de 54 de ori, sau st\u0103team cu el \u0219i-mi vedeam interesul? Eu sunt o femeie pasional\u0103 \u0219i liber\u0103, \u00eemi place iubirea cu n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

F\u0103nel: CF, frumy, te iubesc \u0219i yo o dat\u0103 cu n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103i? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: Cu n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103i o iube\u0219ti pe m\u0103-ta, foame-n g\u00e2t ce e\u0219ti. Eu sunt o femeie serioas\u0103 \u0219i o mam\u0103 eroin\u0103, \u0219i port doliul vie\u021bii mele. Patriciu a murit, V\u00e2ntu a murit, acum \u0219i al meu a murit. Elan o mai fi \u00een via\u021b\u0103, sau au murit to\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bii serio\u0219i din Rom\u00e2nia? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Costel: \u0218i cu iPhone 16-ul meu cum r\u0103m\u00e2ne? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nicu\u0219or: @Costel: Tati, c\u00e2nd ne trimi\u021bi pensia alimentar\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: C\u00e2nd \u00eei v\u0103d pe to\u021bi am\u0103r\u0103\u0219tenii \u0103\u0219tia, \u00eemi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenscriu \u00een 4b movement. Silviule, \u00ee\u021bi mul\u021bumesc c\u0103 ai existat \u00een via\u021ba mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ildiko: \u0218i atunci de ce tu peresit la el, curvule? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: S\u0103 cr\u0103pi tu de ciud\u0103, de-aia! Bozmeg! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mari\u021ba: Doamna Adriana, am \u0219i eu \u0219apte copila\u0219i \u0219i n-am ce s\u0103 le dau s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce, v\u0103 rog frumos… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: Trebuia s\u0103 te ab\u021bii de la fwtwt, plm. Rog v\u0103ic\u0103relile astea dezgust\u0103toare la Diana pe cont, c\u0103 ea e mama fomi\u0219tilor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ghi\u021b\u0103: Nu mi-am pl\u0103tit factura la gaz de trei luni, ajutor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: Acum trei luni era var\u0103, b\u0103i, ratatule, ce nevoie aveai de gaz? Hai, valea toat\u0103 lumea, c\u0103 am de pl\u00e2ns neconsolat \u0219i haine de rupt de pe mine \u0219i m\u0103 re\u021bine\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fabian: Eu pot s\u0103 m\u0103 laud c\u0103 voia Silviu s\u0103 m\u0103 ia la el la televizor \u0219i mi-a propus 10.000 de euro salariu, dar am refuzat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: Te cred, m\u0103, c\u0103 \u0219i eu mai mint uneori. \u0218i ce vrei acum? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fabian: A, nu vreau nimic, doar m\u0103 laud. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: Ce bine c\u0103 l\u0103udatul e gratis. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103ndi\u021ba: De acum, raiul e un loc mai curat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aleodor: De ce, s-a dus \u00een iad? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Klaus: Cu ocaaaaziaaaa aaaacesteeei tristeee ocaaaazii, cu aten\u021bieeeeeeee \u0219i \u00eengrijoooorareeee… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adriana: S\u0103-\u021bi dea Dumnezeu s\u0103n\u0103tate, Klause, c\u0103 nu puteam dormi de durere sf\u00e2\u0219ietoare la linguric\u0103, dar m-ai adormit tu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Costel: \u0218i cu iPhone-ul meu cum r\u0103m\u00e2ne? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac aceste articole, po\u021bi alege s\u0103-mi oferi sus\u021binerea de care am nevoie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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