{"id":27238,"date":"2024-11-25T13:27:02","date_gmt":"2024-11-25T10:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27238"},"modified":"2024-11-25T13:27:03","modified_gmt":"2024-11-25T10:27:03","slug":"alegerile-prezidentiale-s-au-lasat-cu-surprize","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/alegerile-prezidentiale-s-au-lasat-cu-surprize\/","title":{"rendered":"Alegerile preziden\u0163iale s-au l\u0103sat cu surprize"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ieri sear\u0103, fratele meu m-a sunat s\u0103-mi ureze la mul\u0163i ani. \u00cen loc s\u0103 se concentreze pe toat\u0103 fericirea, s\u0103n\u0103tatea \u015fi \u00eemplinirile pe care mi le ureaz\u0103, mi se aolea \u00een ne\u015ftire c\u0103 uite, \u00een turul doi intr\u0103 Ciolacu \u015fi cine plm e C\u0103lin Georgescu \u015fi de unde a ap\u0103rut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum eu nu sunt adepta aolitului, am m\u00e2r\u00e2it pu\u0163in la el c\u0103 azi e ziua mea de na\u015ftere \u015fi las\u0103 c\u0103 ne uit\u0103m la rezultate m\u00e2ine, nu m\u0103 phoote acum la icre cu asta, ceva tematic, de genul s\u0103 \u0163i se fac\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 \u0163i se dreag\u0103 mai ai? Nu? OK, noapte bun\u0103 \u015fi hai s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m oioioi-ul pentru c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 fim babe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar PSD \u015fi Davai ceas davai palton \u00een turul 2 e groaznic!! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

OK, atunci f\u0103 \u015fi tu ca Cher. Promite c\u0103 pleci \u00een Canada \u015fi, dup\u0103 ce se termin\u0103 alegerile, explic\u0103 exhaustiv de ce nu te duci \u00een Canada s\u0103-\u0163i \u00een\u0163epeneasc\u0103 kuhrul de frig. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Se pare c\u0103 eu am avut dreptate. Pierdeam timp valoros v\u0103ic\u0103rindu-ne degeaba. Diminea\u0163a, \u00een turul doi erau Davai ceas davai palton \u015fi Kamala de Rom\u00e2nia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dincolo de glumi\u0163ele mele cu fratele meu, constat\u0103m tendin\u0163e interesante \u00een politica rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 \u015fi e cazul s\u0103 le consemn\u0103m: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. PSD \u015fi PNL \u015fi-au pierdut mult din autoritate. <\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    De obicei, \u00een turul al doilea intrau un candidat PSD \u015fi unul PNL. Pentru prima oar\u0103 \u00een istoria de dup\u0103 89, turul al doilea de preziden\u0163iale se disput\u0103 \u00eentre nume noi \u00een politic\u0103. Reprezentanta progresismului occidental \u015fi omul lui Putin. \u00cen esen\u0163\u0103, \u0103\u015ftia sunt. Se pare c\u0103 agenturili str\u0103ine din ambele direc\u0163iii, cum \u00eei pl\u0103cea lui Ceau\u015fescu s\u0103 le numeasc\u0103, au b\u0103tut \u00een eficien\u0163\u0103 promovarea intern\u0103, \u015fi fie c\u0103 ne convine, fie c\u0103 nu, suntem o \u0163ar\u0103 hotel. Mai conteaz\u0103 pe cine vrem s\u0103 caz\u0103m. Oaspetele civilzat, care vorbe\u015fte frumos \u015fi ne pl\u0103te\u015fte factura la timp, sau narcisistul violent care o s\u0103 ne sparg\u0103 oglinzile \u015fi televizorul \u015fi o s\u0103 decreteze c\u0103 de m\u00e2ine, camera e proprietatea lui \u015fi prin urmare, nu are nimic de pl\u0103tit? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    2. Cine mai vorbe\u015fte derogatoriu de TikTok e b\u0103tut \u00een cap. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Dup\u0103 ce AUR au ap\u0103rut literally de nic\u0103ieri \u015fi au ocupat un num\u0103r semnificativ de locuri \u00een Parlament, baz\u00e2ndu-se strict pe clipuri virale \u015fi live-uri, nu ar trebui s\u0103 fie nici o surpriz\u0103 c\u0103 omul care e \u00een prezent pe primul loc e influencer de TikTok. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \u00cenc\u0103 \u00eemi amintesc cum m\u0103 luau cuno\u015ftin\u0163ele la mi\u015fto c\u00e2nd mi-am f\u0103cut cont pe TikTok. Ei, iat\u0103, acum istoria se scrie acolo, \u015fi po\u0163i alege s\u0103 participi, sau s\u0103-\u0163i acoperi ochii, urechile \u015fi gura ca legendara maimu\u0163\u0103 hear no evil, see no evil \u015fi s\u0103 fii perpetuu surprins, ca primarii rom\u00e2ni la venirea iernii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Rom\u00e2nul e m\u00e2ndru s\u0103 fie ignorant \u015fi s\u0103 \u00eentrebe superior: \u201edar cine e, drag\u0103, \u0103la\u201d sau \u201ece e, drag\u0103, chestia aia\u201d, F\u0102R\u0102 s\u0103 asculte r\u0103spunsul. Dac\u0103 Georgescu nu ar fi un putinist \u00eenver\u0219unat, a\u0219 sim\u021bi o satisfac\u021bie r\u0103ut\u0103cioas\u0103 la faza asta. De fapt… simt o satisfac\u021bie r\u0103ut\u0103cioas\u0103 chiar \u0219i a\u0219a. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    3. Putin a schimbat oamenii \u0219i tactica <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Dac\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, taica Bocanc a mizat pe Simion \u0219i \u0218o\u0219oac\u0103, pentru c\u0103 un specimen care c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 u\u0219or viralitate \u0219i followeri pe TikTok e psihopatul feeric, \u00eentre timp s-a prins c\u0103 da, oamenii se uit\u0103 la tine cum \u021bipi cu bale la bot, dar nu vor dori s\u0103 fie reprezenta\u021bi de cineva care \u021bip\u0103 cu bale la bot. \u0218i a g\u0103sit un om care s\u0103 promoveze exact acelea\u0219i idei \u0219i afinit\u0103\u021bi, dar care s\u0103 aib\u0103 totodat\u0103 un discurs inteligent \u0219i articulat. S\u0103 speculeze nostalgia dup\u0103 vremurile bune de odinioar\u0103, care, btw, erau \u00eengrozitoare, dar erau tineri cei ce pl\u00e2ng acum dup\u0103 ele. \u0218i s\u0103 manipuleze to\u021bi frustra\u021bii s\u0103 sus\u021bin\u0103 o forma\u021biune prorus\u0103 care le va rezolva magic problemele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Noi \u0219tim c\u0103 nu le va rezolva magic nimic, c\u0103 singurul om care-\u021bi poate rezolva problemele e\u0219ti tu \u00eensu\u021bi. Dar prostul nu \u0219tie. De aceea e at\u00e2t de manipulabil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Faptul c\u0103 un num\u0103r at\u00e2t de mare de rom\u00e2ni a pus botul la discursul extremist e \u00eengrijor\u0103tor. Spunem noi c\u0103 ne vom mobiliza to\u021bi s\u0103 o vot\u0103m masiv pe Lasconi, dar nu \u0219tim ce surprize mai vin din tab\u0103ra prorus\u0103. Care, iat\u0103, \u0219tie s\u0103 produc\u0103 lovituri de teatru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    4. E momentul ca dreapta progresist\u0103 din Rom\u00e2nia s\u0103-\u0219i rezolve problemele <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Eu, sincer, anticipam un tur 2 \u00eentre Ciolacu \u0219i Simion. Asta pentru c\u0103 politicienii de dreapta din Rom\u00e2nia nu \u0219tiu nicicum s\u0103 comunice \u00eentre ei, s\u0103 se asculte \u0219i s\u0103 se \u00een\u021beleag\u0103. Nu \u0219tiu dec\u00e2t s\u0103 se certe, s\u0103 se umfle orgoliul \u00een ei ca t\u0103r\u00e2\u021ba, s\u0103 se dizolve \u0219i s\u0103 mai fac\u0103 un partid de cinci membri \u0219i atitudine de Johnny Bravo. Felia de electorat aferent\u0103 dreptei a trebuit s\u0103 se \u00eempart\u0103 \u00eentre toate aceste persoane f\u0103r\u0103 \u0219anse reale de c\u00e2\u0219tig \u0219i to\u021bi, except\u00e2ndu-l pe Orban care a avut un moment t\u00e2rziu de revenire la realitate, au ciupit voturi de la singurul candidat care chiar conta \u0219i risc\u00e2nd ca dreapta \u00een integralitatea ei s\u0103 se duc\u0103 \u00een opozi\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Ceea ce, sincer, le-ar prinde bine, m\u0103car un sezon. S\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be spirit de echip\u0103, diploma\u021bie \u0219i gra\u021bie. Nu po\u021bi crea impact real dac\u0103 scopul t\u0103u e doar s\u0103 te m\u0103sori \u00een pxli cu alt partid de 5 membri cu care puteai face lejer un partid de 10 membri dac\u0103 nu era\u021bi to\u021bi zece idio\u021bi p\u0103trun\u0219i de propria importan\u021b\u0103 ca frig\u0103ruile de pui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Low key, \u00eei sunt recunosc\u0103toare lui Putin c\u0103 a creat un pericol care s\u0103 aduc\u0103 lumea cu picioarele pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i s\u0103 mai reduc\u0103 din arfele astea obositoare, pentru c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 el, \u0219i acum purtam to\u021bi masc\u0103 de Covid, \u0219i posibil \u0219i una pentru kuhr, c\u0103 \u00eentre timp se descoperea \u0219i o pandemie de kuhruri. Here, I said it. M-am s\u0103turat de corectitudine politic\u0103 \u0219i de cancel culture ca de mere p\u0103dure\u021be, precum \u0219i de drame f\u0103r\u0103 substan\u021b\u0103 izvor\u00e2te din microagresiuni. C\u00e2t timp \u00eei po\u021bi r\u0103spunde prostului \u201eDa’ mai de-te-n mor\u021bii tei\u201d, ai rezolvat microagresiunea. Urm\u0103torul subiect. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    C\u00e2t timp v\u0103 phoote\u021bi \u00eentre voi, v\u0103 va phoote Putin pe to\u021bi. Ave\u021bi op\u021biunea s\u0103 deveni\u021bi eficien\u021bi \u0219i constructivi, sau s\u0103 emigra\u021bi \u00een Canada. Dar \u0219i Canada d\u0103 semne c\u0103 se satur\u0103 de emigran\u021bi, \u0219i e \u0219i frig al dracu’. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Ce se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla mai departe vedem pe 8 decembrie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac aceste articole, po\u021bi alege s\u0103-mi oferi sus\u021binerea de care am nevoie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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