Sunt X \u0219i te urm\u0103resc de mult timp. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Doresc s\u0103-\u021bi cer un sfat, \u0219tiind c\u0103 \u0219i tu ai un motan pe care \u00eel iube\u0219ti mult mult! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n A\u0219adar, am un mot\u0103nel de un an ,cu vaccinurile la zi, sterilizat. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een var\u0103, \u015fi-a f\u0103cut treburile doar \u00een litier\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 probleme. Apoi, l-am scos afar\u0103 \u00een curtea interioar\u0103 a blocului c\u00e2teva ore. De atunci, nu mai vrea s\u0103 fac\u0103 \u00een litier\u0103. Dac\u0103 nu \u00eei dau drumul afar\u0103\u00a0 (nu pot \u00eentotdeauna c\u00e2nd miaun\u0103 el s\u0103 fug repede afar\u0103), face pi\u015fu \u00een cas\u0103, pe parchet sau \u00een pat.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Mai am vreo \u0219ans\u0103 s\u0103-l re\u00eenv\u0103\u0163 cu litiera? \u0218i dac\u0103 da, cum? \u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 ceva: o pisic\u0103 poate sta toat\u0103 viata ei \u00eentr-un apartament, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 afar\u0103\u00a0(doar pe balcon) ,sau are nevoie de ie\u015fit afar\u0103? Al meu nu a ie\u0219it dec\u00e2t pe balcon p\u00e2n\u0103 la zece luni. Mul\u021bumesc anticipat, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n X. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n *** <\/p>\n\n\n\n Drag\u0103 X., <\/p>\n\n\n\n Avea Chris Rock un stand up despre cum se comport\u0103 s*xual b\u0103rba\u021bii \u00een cuplu. \u0218i spunea ceva de genul: Nu face \u00een pat o chestie pe care nu e\u0219ti preg\u0103tit\u0103 s-o faci de fiecare dat\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Nu te f*** \u00een c** dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti sgur\u0103 c\u0103 vrei s\u0103 te f** \u00een c** regulat – dac\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 \u0219i-i place, o s\u0103 pretind\u0103 chestia asta ca pe ceva cuvenit, iar tu va trebui s\u0103 livrezi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Valabil pentru pisici \u0219i experien\u021bele de via\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Pisicu\u021bul t\u0103u era perfect fericit \u00een apartament, perfect adaptat vie\u021bii \u00een interior, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd te-a chinuit pe tine talentul s\u0103-l duci afar\u0103. \u0218i afar\u0103, a descoperit ce fain\u0103 e libertatea \u0219i ce minunat e s\u0103 te pi\u0219i \u00een bosche\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi marchezi teritoriul cu mirosul triumfal al urinei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Da, sunt multe pisici de apartament carre n-au fost niciodat\u0103 afar\u0103. \u0218i tr\u0103iesc 100% fericite, dac\u0103 toate nevoile lor sunt acoperite; inclusiv cea de joac\u0103 \u0219i stimulare a intelectului. Era at\u00e2t de not needed, \u00een dinamica vie\u021bii voastre zilnice, s\u0103-l duci afar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd tr\u0103ie\u0219ti cu o pisic\u0103, remarci c\u0103 e ca un om, doar c\u0103 nu vorbe\u0219te. Adic\u0103: are o puternic\u0103 voin\u021b\u0103 proprie, ignor\u0103 ce nu- convine, \u0219tie ce vrea \u0219i va face orice s\u0103 ob\u021bin\u0103, iar dac\u0103 poate folosi ceva \u00eempotriva ta s\u0103 te manipuleze, nu va ezita nicio secund\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Foarte dificil s\u0103-l reobi\u0219nuie\u0219ti cu pipi \u00een cas\u0103. Ca \u0219i cum ai \u00eencerca s\u0103 obi\u0219nuie\u0219ti b\u0103rbatul din standupul lui Chris Rock, la s*x f\u0103r\u0103 anal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Cum a\u0219 proceda eu? Cu amendamentul c\u0103 fiecare pisic\u0103 are personalitate proprie, \u0219i ce merge cu a mea poate nu merge cu a ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Eu a\u0219 \u00eencerca, atunci c\u00e2nd miaun\u0103 c\u0103 vrea afar\u0103, s\u0103-l iau \u00een bra\u021be, s\u0103-l duc la litier\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 scot un treat din buzunar. \u0218i-i spun cu vorbe: Faci pipi la nisip \u0219i prime\u0219ti treat. (Am observat c\u0103 dac\u0103-i spun ceva cu vorbe, m\u0103 ascult\u0103 atent, iar dac\u0103 premiul e interesamt, tinde s\u0103 se execute.) Dac\u0103 vine s\u0103 ia treatul, i-l refuzi \u0219i \u00eel pui \u00eenapoi l\u00e2ng\u0103 litier\u0103. \u201d\u00cent\u00e2i munca, apoi distrac\u021bia\u201d. A\u0219tep\u021bi s\u0103 fac\u0103 pipi, apoi \u00eei dai treatul \u0219i \u00eel m\u00e2ng\u00e2i, s\u0103-i ar\u0103\u021bi c\u0103 a f\u0103cut un lucru corect \u0219i c\u0103 merit\u0103 dr\u0103g\u0103lit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Da, \u00ee\u021bi va consuma timp, dar \u00ee\u021bi asumi c\u0103 tu ai ini\u021biat un obicei care nu-\u021bi convine, \u0219i tot tu va trebui s\u0103-l dezve\u021bi. Cu r\u0103bdare, bl\u00e2nde\u021be \u0219i recompense. Dac\u0103 o faci cu crize, dezl\u0103n\u021bui micul demon dinl\u0103untrul fiec\u0103rui pisoi \u0219i vei avea un caca moale \u0219i cald pe pern\u0103 tot restul vie\u021bii voastre \u00eempreun\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Oamenii care spun c\u0103 pisicile sunt rele sunt cei care au \u00eencercat cu ele traseul brutalit\u0103\u021bii \u0219i al abuzului \u0219i s-au ales cu mu\u0219c\u0103turi \u0219i zg\u00e2rieturi de zici c\u0103 l-au provocat pe Satana. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Un alt am\u0103nunt important: Litiera s\u0103 fie cur\u0103\u021bat\u0103 de dou\u0103 ori pe zi, c\u0103 pisicile sunt animale curate \u0219i nu le place s\u0103-\u0219i ia propriul pipi \u0219i caca pe l\u0103bu\u021be. E unul dintre marile motive pentru care \u00ee\u0219i fac nevoile \u00een alt\u0103 parte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Revenind la scenariul meu cu c\u0103rat fiara la litier\u0103 \u0219i cu treatul: M\u00e2\u021bul meu e disperat dup\u0103 m\u00e2ncare – de aceea e at\u00e2t de plinu\u021b – \u0219i ar presta acel pipi pe loc, apoi ar veni s\u0103 \u00eenha\u021be premiul meritat. Azi a\u0219a, m\u00e2ine a\u0219a, treptat s-ar reobi\u0219nui la litier\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 al t\u0103u nu e motivat de m\u00e2ncare, trebuie s\u0103 descoperi ce \u00eel motiveaz\u0103, \u0219i s\u0103-l convingi cu r\u0103spl\u0103\u021bi s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i reia bunul obicei de a se u\u0219ura la litier\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 nu merge a\u0219a, \u00eentreab\u0103 un veterinar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Sper c\u0103 \u021bi-am fost util\u0103, <\/p>\n\n\n\n Lorena. <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00ce\u021bi place s\u0103 cite\u0219ti aceste articole? Po\u021bi ajuta \u00een mod direct la scrierea lor. 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