{"id":2732,"date":"2010-10-08T23:14:32","date_gmt":"2010-10-08T20:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2732"},"modified":"2010-10-08T23:14:32","modified_gmt":"2010-10-08T20:14:32","slug":"la-biblioteca-de-la-mall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/la-biblioteca-de-la-mall\/","title":{"rendered":"La biblioteca de la mall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Salut! Sunt Ostap Bender. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>-Alo? Salut, b\u0103, ce faci?<\/p>\n<p>-Salut! Uite, citesc.<\/p>\n<p>-Cite\u0219ti? Ce tare! Ce cite\u0219ti?<\/p>\n<p>-Pai, la televizor.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru cei obisnui\u021bi sa citeasc\u0103 doar chestii u\u0219urele spre cretine cum ar fi Gossip girls, Diary of a vampire, Sex and the city, Desperate housewives, Prison Break, Lost si alte labareli (astea mi-or venit \u00een cap \u00een momentu \u0103sta) am cateva recomandari tot la intamplare.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/east_of_eden_1955.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2733\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/east_of_eden_1955.jpg?resize=500%2C403\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"403\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/lolita.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-1\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2734\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/lolita.jpg?resize=334%2C450\" alt=\"\" width=\"334\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/lord-of-the.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-2\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2735\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/lord-of-the.jpg?resize=400%2C595\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"595\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/toba-de-tinichea.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-3\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2736\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/toba-de-tinichea.jpg?resize=500%2C765\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"765\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/of_mice_and_men_ver2.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-4\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2738\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/of_mice_and_men_ver2.jpg?resize=500%2C755\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"755\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/perfume_ver3.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-5\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2737\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/lorenalupu.files.wordpress.com\/2010\/10\/perfume_ver3.jpg?resize=400%2C577\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"577\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Pentru cei care au deschis calculatoarele mai t\u00e2rziu, pove\u0219tile astea \u0219i multe altele se pot g\u0103si \u00een orice bibliotec\u0103 din preajma dumneavoastr\u0103. Succes!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>P.S. 1: S\u0103 n-aud de Twilight sau Harry Potter! Alea nu-s nici c\u0103r\u021bi dar\u0103mite filme.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>P.S. 2: Era o vorb\u0103 din b\u0103tr\u00e2ni cum c\u0103, cic\u0103, laba orbe\u0219te. Cine o citit \u201dOrbitor\u201d?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salut! Sunt Ostap Bender. &nbsp; -Alo? Salut, b\u0103, ce faci? -Salut! Uite, citesc. -Cite\u0219ti? Ce tare! Ce cite\u0219ti? -Pai, la televizor. Pentru cei obisnui\u021bi&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}