{"id":27323,"date":"2024-12-12T03:03:33","date_gmt":"2024-12-12T00:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27323"},"modified":"2024-12-12T03:03:35","modified_gmt":"2024-12-12T00:03:35","slug":"taierea-buletinelor-mi-se-pare-ridicola","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/taierea-buletinelor-mi-se-pare-ridicola\/","title":{"rendered":"T\u0103ierea buletinelor mi se pare ridicol\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

-Spune-mi c\u0103 e\u0219ti prost f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi spui ad litteram c\u0103 e\u0219ti prost. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-P\u0103\u0103\u0103i, e descalificat candidatul fa\u021b\u0103 de care aveam o obsesie fanatic\u0103, \u0219i atunci n\u0103scocesc o r\u0103zbunare fioroas\u0103. Nu \u021bine venitul la Bucure\u0219ti cu furci \u0219i topoare c\u0103 ne opre\u0219te potera pe drum \u0219i ne trimite la cote\u021b. \u0218i atunci mergem pe the next best thing: ne film\u0103m to\u021bi gr\u0103mad\u0103 cum ne t\u0103iem buletinele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102sta, dragi cititori, e nivelul de inteligen\u021b\u0103 al votantului CG. Dar \u0219i stadiul lui de integrare \u00een societate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 zicem c\u0103 s-ar \u00eent\u00e2mpla ceva care m-ar oftica. De exemplu, de m\u00e2ine, to\u021bi donatorii blogului ar zice: De ce s\u0103 sus\u021binem contentul \u0103steia c\u00e2nd putem s\u0103 \u00eel primim \u0219i gratis \u0219i s\u0103 nu \u00eei oferim nimic la schimb pentru distrac\u021bia de zi cu zi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum m-a\u0219 r\u0103zbuna? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219 scrie cele mai mi\u0219to articole cu paywall. Pl\u0103te\u0219ti, cite\u0219ti. Nu pl\u0103te\u0219ti, pa\u0219ol na turbinca, \u0219i a\u0219 crea acces gratis doar pentru cei care deja doneaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum nu m-a\u0219 r\u0103zbuna? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

T\u0103indu-mi mie cartea de identitate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu chiar am treab\u0103. C\u00e2nd c\u0103l\u0103toresc, \u00eemi trebuie cartea de identitate, c\u00e2nd intru \u00een cl\u0103diri cu recep\u021bie sau institu\u021bii de stat, \u00eemi trebuie cartea de identitate, c\u00e2nd scriu o cerere oficial\u0103, \u00eemi trebuie cartea de identitate, c\u00e2nd semnez un contract nou, \u00eemi trebuie cartea de identitate, etc. etc. etc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu cred c\u0103 trec trei zile f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 utilizez cartea de identitate m\u0103car o dat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti un om care actually are treab\u0103, cartea de identitate e o nevoie. S\u0103 \u021bi-o tai ar \u00eensemna s\u0103-\u021bi creezi \u021bie \u00eensu\u021bi o droaie de complica\u021bii, plus drumul la poli\u021bie cu \u0219ti\u021bi, bun\u0103 ziua, noi suntem pr0\u0219ti \u0219i nu vrem s\u0103 \u0219tim doar noi asta, ne t\u0103iem buletinele pe social media s\u0103 devin\u0103 informa\u021bie public\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum, iat\u0103 un prilej pentru Poli\u021bia Rom\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 devin\u0103 \u0219i ea haioas\u0103 cu cet\u0103\u021benii \u0103\u0219tia care sunt iresponsabili cu propriile acte: \u201eDin cauza numeroaselor solicit\u0103ri din aceast\u0103 ultim\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, termenul de eliberare al noilor c\u0103r\u021bi de identitate se prelunge\u0219te la trei luni.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219a trece primul tur de preziden\u021biale, iar extremi\u0219tii nu pot vota, bloca\u021bi \u00een proiect de propria imbecilitate cu spume. La al doilea, e ok: vor ajunge doi candida\u021bi cu capul pe umeri, liber s\u0103 aleag\u0103 ce vor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dar faptul c\u0103 ei se dispenseaz\u0103 at\u00e2t de u\u0219or de buletinele lor ne cam spune care e gradul de ocupare al votantului obi\u0219nuit de CG. \u0218omer, st\u0103t\u0103tor pe acas\u0103 degeaba, se lipse\u0219te f\u0103r\u0103 probleme de buletin pentru c\u0103 oricum nu-l folose\u0219te niciodat\u0103. C\u00e2nd tot ce faci e s\u0103 at\u00e2rni pe canapea, s\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti din pensia p\u0103rin\u021bilor \u0219i s\u0103 te ui\u021bi pe TikTok la tot soiul de retarda\u021bi care te \u00eendoap\u0103 cu propagand\u0103 putinist\u0103, cu \u201efii st\u0103p\u00e2n \u00een \u021bara ta\u201d, chiar NU ai nevoie de buletin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nici acum nu te opre\u0219te nimeni s\u0103 fii st\u0103p\u00e2n \u00een \u021bara ta. Pune osul la munc\u0103, f\u0103 bani \u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103-\u021bi o cas\u0103, o proprietate, ceva de st\u0103p\u00e2nit. Dar tu ai vrea s\u0103 fii st\u0103p\u00e2n st\u00e2nd pe canapea \u0219i nemi\u0219c\u00e2nd un deget, \u021bip\u00e2nd la maic\u0103-ta pensionar\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi aduc\u0103 o bere din frigider \u00een timp ce ea \u00eenjur\u0103 femeile din ziua de azi, c\u0103 nu te ia niciuna de pe capul ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chiar am \u00eentrebat \u00eentr-un live pe TikTok pe unii ce le lipse\u0219te, de nu se simt st\u0103p\u00e2ni \u00een \u021bara lor. N-am primit un r\u0103spuns care s\u0103 poat\u0103 fi citat ca argument pertinent. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E\u0219ti liber s\u0103 faci ce vrei, dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi asumi consecin\u021bele. Iar acesta mi se pare un lucru minunat. \u0218i niciodat\u0103 via\u021ba \u00een Rom\u00e2nia nu a fost mai liber\u0103 ca acum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ca dovad\u0103, dac\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia \u0219i-ar fi t\u0103iat buletinele pe vremea lui Ceau\u0219escu, mai mult ca sigur i-ar fi luat securi\u0219tii zonei la o sesiune de bulane peste bot, s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021be s\u0103 respecte documentele emise de patria mum\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00ce\u021bi place s\u0103 cite\u0219ti aceste articole? Po\u021bi ajuta \u00een mod direct la scrierea lor. Iat\u0103 cum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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-Spune-mi c\u0103 e\u0219ti prost f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi spui ad litteram c\u0103 e\u0219ti prost. -P\u0103\u0103\u0103i, e descalificat candidatul fa\u021b\u0103 de care aveam o obsesie fanatic\u0103, \u0219i...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":9373,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/FACEPALM.png?fit=800%2C486&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27323"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27324,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27323\/revisions\/27324"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}