{"id":27398,"date":"2024-12-28T15:31:21","date_gmt":"2024-12-28T12:31:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27398"},"modified":"2024-12-28T15:31:22","modified_gmt":"2024-12-28T12:31:22","slug":"calinarzii-si-narativa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/calinarzii-si-narativa\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103linarzii \u015fi narativa"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Azi am creat un nou termen pe care sper s\u0103-l introduc \u00een uzul comun, cum am f\u0103cut cu termenul \u201egigel\u201d ca sinonim pentru ciumete b\u0103tut \u00een cap care nu mai \u00eenceteaz\u0103 s\u0103 semnalizeze. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fanii lui CG \u0219i ai abera\u021biilor lui nu stau foarte bine la capitolul inteligen\u021b\u0103, altfel s-ar oripila ca \u0219i noi, restul, de nonsensurile, contradic\u021biile \u0219i ignoran\u021bele care curg din discursul lui. Dar cum ei nu au deschis o carte de chimie, de biologie sau de economie, \u0219i \u00eei umezesc doar termeni pompo\u0219i ca \u201epatriotism\u201d \u0219i \u201esuveranism\u201d, au decis s\u0103 formeze un fel de sect\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prin urmare, C\u0103lin + retard = c\u0103linard. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar \u0219ti\u021bi ce m\u0103 amuz\u0103 ca c\u0103linarzi, oameni buni. Cum ei \u021bip\u0103 tare c\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de Occident, apoi tot ei se zbor\u0219esc la tine c\u0103_C\u0103lin n-a zis niciodat\u0103 c\u0103 vrem afar\u0103 din NATO \u0219i UE. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Exemplu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103linard: Nu vrem s\u0103 fim sclavii Occidentului. Nu vrem s\u0103 fim sclavii UE! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: Bine, dar f\u0103r\u0103 NATO \u0219i UE, ne serve\u0219te Putin f\u0103r\u0103 cu\u021bit \u0219i furculi\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103linard: N-ai \u00een\u021beles tu, manipulat-o, C\u0103lin n-a zis niciodat\u0103 c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 ie\u0219im din NATO \u0219i UE. Va na\u021bionaliza companiile… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: E o idee foarte proast\u0103 s\u0103 iei proprietatea privat\u0103, te poate da \u00een judecat\u0103 la un tribunal interna\u021bional \u0219i vei pl\u0103ti penalit\u0103\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 te usuci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103linard: Din nou n-ai \u00een\u021beles, C\u0103lin nu va lua nimic de la nimeni. \u0218i o s\u0103 v\u0103 pedepseasc\u0103 pe to\u021bi pentru kkturile pe care le posta\u021bi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: P\u0103i cum, credeam c\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u00e2nge\u021bi de absen\u021ba libert\u0103\u021bii. Dar v\u0103 bucura\u021bi de limitarea liberei expresii? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103linard: N-ai \u00een\u021beles tu, g\u00e2sculi\u021bo, C\u0103lin nu va limita pe nimeni cu nimic. Nu a colaborat \u0219i nu va colabora niciodat\u0103 cu partidele… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: Deci, inten\u021bioneaz\u0103 s\u0103 dizolve partidele, cum au f\u0103cut comuni\u0219tii, \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenfiin\u021beze partid unic? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103linard: N-ai \u00een\u021beles tu, or\u0103tanie, C\u0103lin nu va dizolva nimic, min\u021bi\u021bi \u0219i manipula\u021bi poporul cu televizorul. O s\u0103 facem foame cu datoria asta extern\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: \u0218i ce, C\u0103lin ne d\u0103 de m\u00e2ncare din buzunarul lui, s\u0103 nu mai facem foame? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103linard: N-ai \u00een\u021beles nimic, C\u0103lin va g\u0103si solu\u021bii pentru datorie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: Ce alte solu\u021bii exist\u0103 pentru o datorie, dec\u00e2t plata? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103linard: Suveranismul, patriotismul \u0219i familia tradi\u021bional\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tu: Chiar c\u0103 n-am \u00een\u021beles nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Un kind reminder pentru confra\u021bii mei \u00eentru ne\u00een\u021belegere.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe\u00a0Facebook<\/strong><\/a>\u00a0\u015fi\u00a0Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe\u00a0YouTube<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u015fi pe\u00a0TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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