{"id":27400,"date":"2024-12-29T02:12:28","date_gmt":"2024-12-28T23:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27400"},"modified":"2024-12-29T02:12:30","modified_gmt":"2024-12-28T23:12:30","slug":"despre-himenoplastie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/despre-himenoplastie\/","title":{"rendered":"Despre himenoplastie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ieri seara, un domn a venit pe pagina mea (c\u0103reia \u00eei pute\u021bi da follow aici<\/strong><\/a>, c\u0103 ne apropiem sim\u021bitor de 95.000 de urm\u0103ritori, \u0219i vreau s\u0103 ajungem la 100.000, s\u0103 fie sum\u0103 rotund\u0103 \u0219i frumoas\u0103) s\u0103 compare anularea alegerilor din cauza fraudei electorale cu o himenoplastie. Ce voia el s\u0103 spun\u0103: c\u0103 e o repara\u021bie tardiv\u0103, care oricum nu remediaz\u0103 faptul c\u0103 un mitoman cronic ca Georgescu a ajuns \u00een al doilea tur \u0219i amenin\u021ba s\u0103 devin\u0103 pre\u0219edinte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce am \u00een\u021beles eu: indiferent c\u00e2te sacrificii face o femeie, b\u0103rbatul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea nu le va aprecia niciodat\u0103, \u0219i atunci, e mai bine s\u0103 v\u0103 m\u0103rita\u021bi cu o p… larg\u0103 ca o pe\u0219ter\u0103, s\u0103 nu regreta\u021bi c\u0103 n-a\u021bi tr\u0103it. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce e o himenoplastie? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E o opera\u021bie chirurgical\u0103 la intrarea vaginului. Pentru c\u0103 o femeie vrea s\u0103-i ofere din varii motive unui b0u sentimentul primei nop\u021bi, investe\u0219te 10.0000 de euro pentru ca un chirurg s\u0103 o taie acolo jos, s\u0103 \u00eei recreeze o pieli\u021b\u0103 asem\u0103n\u0103toare cu himenul, s\u0103 aib\u0103 acolo jos o ran\u0103 deschis\u0103 m\u0103car c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, c\u0103 zona fiind ascuns\u0103 \u0219i umed\u0103, r\u0103nile se vindec\u0103 cel mai greu acolo, s\u0103 \u021bipe de durere de c\u00e2te ori face un pipi, s\u0103 se trateze cu diverse creme care cost\u0103 \u0219i ele ni\u0219te sute de euro, iar beneficiul acestui chin s\u0103 fie o singur\u0103 noapte \u00een care \u0103la \u00eei sparge cu penisul numitele cicatrici \u0219i o mai face s\u0103 s\u00e2ngereze violent o dat\u0103 \u0219i redeschide toat\u0103 opera\u021bia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i pentru unii, asta nu e mare lucru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sincer\u0103 s\u0103 fiu, dragi cititori, eu nu a\u0219 face himenoplastie nici dac\u0103 ar veni cel mai bogat b\u0103rbat din univers \u0219i mi-ar promite un virament lunar de 10.000.000 de euro pe lun\u0103 pentru tot restul vie\u021bii. Nu, nu dac\u0103 mi-ar promite, c\u0103 promisiunile valoreaz\u0103 vax. Dac\u0103 am semna un contract \u00een care se oblig\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 asta, cu penalit\u0103\u021bi pe zi de \u00eent\u00e2rziere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 genul \u0103la de chin \u0219i de suferin\u021b\u0103 nu merit\u0103 to\u021bi banii din lume. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i totu\u0219i, pentru unii, o himenoplastie nu e mare lucru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De aceea m\u0103 bucur din suflet c\u0103 nu mai tr\u0103im vremuri tradi\u021bionale, c\u00e2nd femeia valora ceva \u00een societate doar dac\u0103 era virgin\u0103. C\u00e2nd o pielicic\u0103 era mai important\u0103 dec\u00e2t tine ca persoan\u0103. C\u00e2nd putem duce vie\u021bi foarte bune \u0219i foarte confortabile \u00een absen\u021ba acestei pieli\u021be, \u0219i dac\u0103 nu ne place ce are de mugit unul despre asta, \u00eel putem bloca, sau elimina definitiv din vie\u021bile noastre. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cert e c\u0103, dac\u0103 o femeie face efortul sf\u00e2\u0219ietor al unei himenoplastii pentru voi, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nimeni pe lume nu v\u0103 va iubi vreodat\u0103 cum v\u0103 iube\u0219te femeia aia. Sau c\u0103 sunte\u021bi miliardari \u0219i \u00eei place cu adev\u0103rat stilul de via\u021b\u0103 pe care \u00eel garanta\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 am eu bani suplimentari din care s\u0103-mi permit himenoplastie, mi-a\u0219 deschide o cafenea cu pisici \u00een centru. M\u0103car a\u0219 oferi ni\u0219te joburi unor oameni, ad\u0103post unor anim\u0103lu\u021be minunate, \u0219i o cafea delicioas\u0103 cui trece pe acolo. \u0218i poate c\u0103, \u00een glum\u0103, i-a\u0219 zice Hymeno Cafe, s\u0103 \u0219tie toat\u0103 lumea c\u0103 e din banii din care nu mi-a\u0219 face himenoplastie pentru nimic \u00een lume, pentru c\u0103 genul \u0103la de bani merit\u0103 o mai bun\u0103 utilizare, indiferent pe m\u00e2na cui \u00eencap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ca sfat amical pentru cei ce m\u0103 citesc: nu mai minimaliza\u021bi lucruri despre care nu \u0219ti\u021bi nimic. E ok s\u0103 \u00eentreba\u021bi. Eu am avut alt\u0103 procedur\u0103 – nu spun ce, e micul meu secret – dar \u0219tiu c\u00e2t am suferit \u00een convalescen\u021b\u0103. O lun\u0103 de cicatrici, dureri. medicamente \u0219i unguente cu antibiotice. Da, opera\u021bii faciale o s\u0103-mi fac, c\u00e2nd va fi cazul. Dar cui nu-i place p\u0103s\u0103rica mea exact cum e nu se va \u00eent\u00e2lni cu ea a doua oar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Din dona\u021bia ta nu \u00eemi voi face himenoplastie, dar nu m\u0103 opun la o injec\u021bie cu Sculptra.<\/strong> \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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