{"id":2741,"date":"2010-10-09T11:47:15","date_gmt":"2010-10-09T08:47:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2741"},"modified":"2010-10-09T11:47:15","modified_gmt":"2010-10-09T08:47:15","slug":"sa-ne-calugarim-la-batranete-postare-religioasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sa-ne-calugarim-la-batranete-postare-religioasa\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103 ne c\u0103lug\u0103rim la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e! Postare religioas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Parabola fiului risipitor mi se pare cea mai clar\u0103 dovad\u0103 de f\u0103\u0163\u0103rnicie a religiei. Dovada c\u0103 \u00een fond, rigorile din cauza c\u0103rora a murit at\u00e2ta lume sunt adaptabile la materialul clientului. Bancurile de genul: &#8220;P\u0103rinte, am venit s\u0103 m\u0103 confesez. Am venit \u00eencoace cu c\u0103ru\u0163a lu&#8217; Ion \u015fi m-a babardit pe drum!&#8221; &#8220;Fiica mea, Domnul \u00ee\u0163i iart\u0103 p\u0103catul &#8211; \u015fi limbajul non-academic bonus &#8211; dac\u0103 zici Crezul de zece ori \u015fi donezi zece roni la cutia milei.&#8221; &#8220;P\u0103i hai s\u0103 zic Crezu&#8217; de dou\u0103zeci de ori \u015fi s\u0103 donez 20 de roni, c\u0103 \u015fi la \u00eentoarcere merg tot cu Ion.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2t de nemul\u0163umit &#8211; pe bun\u0103 dreptate &#8211; trebuie s\u0103 fi fost fiul cuminte c\u00e2nd i-a zis-o tat\u0103l pe aia genial\u0103 cu &#8220;oi\u0163a r\u0103t\u0103cit\u0103 care revine-n turm\u0103 e cea mai pre\u0163ioas\u0103&#8221;, sau a\u015fa ceva! M\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam de mic copil &#8211; a doua zi de diminea\u0163\u0103 i-a\u015f fi zis tat\u0103lui: &#8220;Futu-te-n gur\u0103 de bo\u015forog p\u0103rtinitor, d\u0103-mi \u015fi mie banii pe care i-ai dat \u0103luia. M\u0103 duc \u015fi eu s\u0103 m\u0103 destr\u0103b\u0103lez, c\u0103 o via\u0163\u0103 avem, ce fulgerul Domnului!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 oi\u0163a r\u0103t\u0103cit\u0103 care revine e cea mai valoroas\u0103, nu are nici un sens s\u0103 fim buni \u015fi nobili. Dimpotriv\u0103. Renun\u0163\u0103m \u015fi la pl\u0103cerile vie\u0163ii, ca pro\u015ftii, \u015fi nici m\u0103car nu avem parte de apreciere. Cel mai bine e s\u0103 facem ce ne vine, cum ne vine, c\u00e2nd ne vine &#8211; apoi s\u0103 ne c\u0103im \u015fi s\u0103 ne poc\u0103im la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0163e, c\u00e2nd oricum nu ni se mai scoal\u0103, iar m\u0103n\u0103stirea e preferabil\u0103 singur\u0103t\u0103\u0163ii. Ne lu\u0103m fa\u0163a de &#8220;m\u0103-c\u0103itori&#8221; \u015fi ne d\u0103m oi\u0163e r\u0103t\u0103cite care au reg\u0103sit drumul drept. Dac\u0103 avem suficien\u0163i bani \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 pav\u0103m drumul drept spre paradis, ne asigur\u0103m de bun\u0103voin\u0163a monahal\u0103. S\u0103 nu uit\u0103m, oi\u0163ele revenite \u00een turma Domnului ruleaz\u0103. Vom fi mai tari, a\u015fadar, dec\u00e2t asce\u0163ii cu zeci de ani de experien\u0163\u0103 \u00een CV!<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ugZq9hiuCJo?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parabola fiului risipitor mi se pare cea mai clar\u0103 dovad\u0103 de f\u0103\u0163\u0103rnicie a religiei. Dovada c\u0103 \u00een fond, rigorile din cauza c\u0103rora a murit&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2741"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2741\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}