“\u0162a\u0163a satului” e deopotriv\u0103 r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit\u0103 \u00een mediu rural \u015fi urban, poate fi \u00een prim\u0103vara vie\u0163ii sau trecut\u0103 bini\u015for de a treia tinere\u0163e, poate fi posesoare de vagin sau de ipotetice coaie.<\/p>\n
Cum o recuno\u015fti?<\/p>\n
“\u0162a\u0163a satului” nu a putut face \u015fcoal\u0103, pentru c\u0103 au tot trimis-o p\u0103rin\u0163ii cu oile \u015fi vacile la p\u0103scut. De aceea, n-a ajuns s\u0103 p\u0103trund\u0103 cu mintea no\u0163iunea de “ABSTRACT”. Nu poate concepe c\u0103 tu, din lumea ta concret\u0103, iube\u015fti s\u0103 construie\u015fti o lume imaginar\u0103 care nu reflect\u0103 nimic din ce e\u015fti tu-cel-concret. Nu poate concepe c\u0103 oamenii pot discuta \u015fi subiecte care nu au leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu persoana lor, c\u0103 pot construi sisteme de argumente cu deta\u015fare, din pur\u0103 pl\u0103cere a jocului.<\/p>\n
De aceea, “\u0163a\u0163a satului” va intra \u00eentr-un dialog deta\u015fat \u015fi abstract taman ca un m\u0103gar \u00een c\u0103lduri \u00eentr-un magazin de miniaturi fragile \u015fi va m\u00e2nji totul cu specula\u0163ii penibile despre via\u0163a participan\u0163ilor la joc. “Sigur duci lips\u0103 de pul\u0103” \/ “E\u015fti nefericit\u0103 \u00een dragoste” \/ “E\u015fti sup\u0103rat\u0103” \/ “E\u015fti nemul\u0163umit\u0103 de presiunea atmosferic\u0103” \/ “E\u015fti etc.”, va \u00eencepe \u0163a\u0163a s\u0103 bat\u0103 c\u00e2mpii. Iar dac\u0103 “\u0163a\u0163a” e de sex masculin sau vizibil lesbian\u0103 libidinoas\u0103, o s\u0103 \u015fi sim\u0163i c\u0103 pune \u00eentrebarea referitoare la nefutere \/ nefericire \u00een dragoste cu tenta aia gre\u0163oas\u0103 de “am eu ni\u015fte pul\u0103 \/ pizd\u0103 dac\u0103 te intereseaz\u0103!”<\/p>\n
\u015ei abia atunci m\u0103 enervez. B\u0103i, \u0163a\u0163\u0103 de orice sex ai fi tu, dac\u0103 umbli pe bloage \u015fi oferi organ sexual \u00eentr-o dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 vag ploioas\u0103 de duminic\u0103, e clar c\u0103 nu-s io aia nefutut\u0103, ci tu! Iar faptul c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i extrapolezi problema \u015fi \u00eencerci s\u0103 o faci a mea e cu at\u00e2t mai detestabil. Mergi la un sex shop, cump\u0103r\u0103-\u0163i un vibrator \u015fi insereaz\u0103-l \u00een punctul \u00een care sim\u0163i acuta lips\u0103 ce te determin\u0103 s\u0103 speculezi despre via\u0163a mea intim\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei s\u0103 l\u0103murim o chestie. Via\u0163a mea este problema voastr\u0103 (la “\u0163a\u0163ele satului” m\u0103 refer) doar \u00een m\u0103sura \u00een care aduc eu subiectul \u00een discu\u0163ie. C\u00e2nd o s\u0103 vreau sfaturi, nu voi solicita cli\u015fee de la rata\u0163i de pe Internet, ci voi contacta un specialist. Mar\u015f \u00eenapoi pe paji\u015fti, c\u0103 v\u0103 a\u015fteapt\u0103 oile. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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