{"id":27442,"date":"2025-01-08T12:30:39","date_gmt":"2025-01-08T09:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27442"},"modified":"2025-01-08T12:30:44","modified_gmt":"2025-01-08T09:30:44","slug":"nu-l-inteleg-pe-george-simion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-l-inteleg-pe-george-simion\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu-l \u00een\u021beleg pe George Simion"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Vara trecut\u0103, Simion era considerat unul dintre candida\u021bii cu \u0219anse. Sigur, campania lui era cea mai ilar\u0103 dintre toate, izvor inepuizabil de glume \u0219i de meme, dar m\u0103car era cu bani declara\u021bi \u0219i acte \u00een regul\u0103. C\u00e2nd s-a pomenit scos din curs\u0103 de un nenic cu buget oficial 0, care \u0219i-a cump\u0103rat re\u021belele sociale \u0219i to\u021bi influencerii de pe ele strict cu valoarea sentimental\u0103 a \u00een\u021belepciunii ruse\u0219ti, \u0219i-a luat exact \u021beapa pe care \u0219i-au luat-o restul candida\u021bilor. Bani irosi\u021bi pe nimic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd turul 1 a fost anulat, Georgic\u0103 a c\u0103p\u0103tat ce au c\u0103p\u0103tat restul candida\u021bilor: o nou\u0103 \u0219ans\u0103 \u00een curs\u0103. Lucrul pentru care luptase tot anul, c\u00e2nd ne promisese case la 35.000 de euro, anularea tuturor impozitelor \u0219i tinere\u021be ve\u0219nic\u0103 pentru tot rom\u00e2nii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen loc s\u0103 zic\u0103 mul\u021bumesc, \u0103l de sus, doamne ajut\u0103 \u0219i hai s\u0103 vedem ce le mai promit pro\u0219tilor \u0103stora, c\u0103 tot am cucerit 20%, cum fac s\u0103 fiu eu \u00een locul hodorogului senil cu nanocipuri \u00een al doilea tur, Georgic\u0103 a preluat cauza lui guru cu o frenezie de zici c\u0103 nu-i era contracandidat \u00een alegeri, ci un c\u0103\u021belu\u0219 pierdut la Lujerului, printre autobuze \u0219i suflete mercantile de corporati\u0219ti circul\u00e2nd bar\u0103 la bar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cic\u0103 demareaz\u0103 procedura de suspendare a lui Iohannis, lol. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0103i, b\u0103iatule, tu mai presus de to\u021bi ar trebui s\u0103-l \u021bii pe Iohannis exact unde e, pentru c\u0103, la c\u00e2t sunt de bubuitor de pro\u0219ti, c\u0103linarzii sunt voturi furate de la tine. Ai trei luni s\u0103 \u021bi-i m\u00e2ni \u00eenapoi \u00een poiat\u0103. De ce s\u0103 irose\u0219ti tot acest timp f\u0103c\u00e2nd balamuc pentru omul care \u021bi-a luat retarzii de la urn\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cic\u0103 miting AUR de sus\u021binere a lui C\u0103lin Georgescu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E ca atunci c\u00e2nd alt\u0103 c***\u0103 ceva mai pervers\u0103 dec\u00e2t tine \u00ee\u021bi sufl\u0103 gagiul, apoi vin p\u0103rin\u021bii gagiului s\u0103 izgoneasc\u0103 c***a, dar tu, \u00een loc s\u0103 te bucuri c\u0103 gagiul e din nou disponibil, faci miting de sus\u021binere a dreptului c**ei mai perverse s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi f***\u0103 gagiul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0103i, Georgic\u0103, voiai sau nu voiai s\u0103 fii pre\u0219edinte, b\u0103iatul nostru? C\u0103 nu mai \u00een\u021belegem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 voiai, de ce nu profi\u021bi de cele trei luni s\u0103-\u021bi recucere\u0219ti t\u00e2mpi\u021bii? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 nu voiai, de ce ne-ai ademenit cu pancarte galbene-pipi toat\u0103 vara? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Renun\u021bi a\u0219a u\u0219or la visele tale, pentru o poveste cu extratere\u0219tri de la tataie? Cam tristu\u021b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cafeaua de la tine e garan\u021bia c\u0103 r\u00e2dem \u0219i m\u00e2ine. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vara trecut\u0103, Simion era considerat unul dintre candida\u021bii cu \u0219anse. Sigur, campania lui era cea mai ilar\u0103 dintre toate, izvor inepuizabil de glume \u0219i...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":27447,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/George-Simion.jpg?fit=913%2C662&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27442"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27448,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27442\/revisions\/27448"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}