{"id":27465,"date":"2025-01-14T02:16:12","date_gmt":"2025-01-13T23:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27465"},"modified":"2025-01-14T02:16:18","modified_gmt":"2025-01-13T23:16:18","slug":"tinder-traditional-crestinesc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/tinder-traditional-crestinesc\/","title":{"rendered":"Tinder tradi\u021bional cre\u0219tinesc"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ce te faci dac\u0103 e\u0219ti p\u0103truns ad\u00e2nc de spiritul cre\u0219tinismului \u0219i nu po\u021bi ag\u0103\u021ba pe Tinder, pentru c\u0103 e ru\u0219ine? \u00ce\u021bi faci propria aplica\u021bie de dating. Una unde g\u0103se\u0219ti oameni puri \u0219i preacuvio\u0219i, exact ca tine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: LFD!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: Nu consum droguri!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: Nu, binecuv\u00e2ntato. LFD e de la \u201cL\u0103udat fie Domnul\u201d. A\u015fa ag\u0103\u0163\u2026 \u00eentemeiem noi, cre\u015ftinii, noi prietenii nevinovate cu coastele lui Adam, adic\u0103 voi, femeile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: Aha. \u00cen parohia mea se zice DCM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: Nici eu nu consum droguri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: Nu. frate cre\u015ftin. DCM e de la Dumnezeu cu mila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: Amin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: Acum \u015fi pururea \u015fi-n vecii vecilor, amin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: M\u0103 uitam la pozele tale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: Doamne, fere\u015fte-m\u0103 de p\u0103catul desfr\u00e2n\u0103rii. Nu-i a\u015fa, frate cre\u015ftin, c\u0103 n-ai g\u0103sit nimic p\u0103c\u0103tos la pozele mele \u015fi nu \u0163i-am trezit nici un g\u00e2nd necurat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: Absolut nici unul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea (are o reac\u0163ie u\u015for jignit\u0103, apoi): Mul\u0163umesc \u0163ie, Doamne, pentru acest loc unde cunosc b\u0103rba\u0163i serio\u015fi, care nu sunt m\u00e2na\u0163i de vulgaritate \u015fi diavol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: Sora mea, hai s\u0103-\u0163i ar\u0103t ce mare o am. \u015ei groas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea (\u00ee\u015fi face cruci cu nemiluita): Ap\u0103r\u0103-m\u0103, maic\u0103 preacurat\u0103 \u015fi milostiv\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El ridic\u0103 o Biblie c\u00e2t casa poporului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea (cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103): Dar chiar o ai mare \u015fi groas\u0103, frate cre\u015ftin. \u015ei abia a\u015ftept s-o devorez \u00een fiecare zi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: E\u015fti foarte credincioas\u0103, \u00eemi placi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: Cea mai credincioas\u0103 de la mine din parohie, frate cre\u015ftin. Cu Dumnezeu \u00een gur\u0103 \u015fi-n g\u00e2nd toat\u0103 ziua.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: A\u015fa \u015fi eu. M\u0103 macin\u0103 focul credin\u0163ei de nu mai pot. Ard de evlavie ca un nebun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: A\u015fa trebuie s\u0103 fie un credincios adev\u0103rat, frate cre\u015ftin. Altfel se cuib\u0103re\u015fte necuratul \u00een tine \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 te \u00eendemne la blestem\u0103\u0163ii: b\u0103utur\u0103, cluburi, droguri, femei u\u015foare, pofte ru\u015finoase\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: Niciodat\u0103, sor\u0103 cre\u015ftin\u0103. Caut o sf\u00e2nt\u0103 preacurat\u0103, o fecioar\u0103 inocent\u0103, o femeie pe care s\u0103 nici m\u0103car s\u0103 n-o ating \u00een prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire. Prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire de dup\u0103 c\u0103s\u0103torie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: Dup\u0103 c\u0103s\u0103torie se poate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: Ce?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: Dup\u0103 c\u0103s\u0103torie, po\u0163i s\u0103 m\u0103 atingi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: C\u00e2nd ne c\u0103s\u0103torim?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: Doamne iart\u0103-m\u0103, frate cre\u015ftin, s\u0103 nu te aud\u0103 b\u0103rbatu-miu, c\u0103 face moarte de om \u015fi ajungem to\u0163i \u00een cazanul de smoal\u0103 al lui Scarao\u0163chi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: Stai a\u015fa. Tu e\u015fti deja c\u0103s\u0103torit\u0103, sor\u0103 cre\u015ftin\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea (ro\u015find): Da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: \u015ei atunci, ce cau\u0163i pe aplica\u0163ie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: Un partener de rug\u0103ciune, frate cre\u015ftin. B\u0103rbatul m\u0103 \u0163ine acas\u0103, zice c\u0103 noi, adev\u0103ratele cre\u015ftine, nu avem voie s\u0103 avem job din acela, c\u0103 banii sunt treaba b\u0103rbatului. El pleac\u0103 la munc\u0103 diminea\u0163a, vine seara t\u00e2rziu. \u015ei nu \u015ftiu de ce, frate cre\u015ftin, pe la trei dup\u0103 amiaza, dup\u0103 ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc \u015fi dorm a\u015fa, dou\u0103 ore, m\u0103 apuc\u0103 o evlavie f\u0103r\u0103 margini \u015fi o disperare s\u0103 stau \u00een genunchi \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 rog p\u00e2n\u0103 r\u0103gu\u015fesc. Dar nu am cu cine, sunt singur\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: \u00cen\u0163eleg. \u015ei \u0163i-a\u015f face un bine cre\u015ftinesc s\u0103 vin s\u0103 m\u0103 rog cu tine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: Da, frate cre\u015ftin. Ai treab\u0103 m\u00e2ine pe la trei?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: Nimic f\u0103r\u0103 Dumnezeu, sor\u0103 cre\u015ftin\u0103. Rug\u0103ciunea \u00eenainte de toate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: S\u0103 nu-\u0163i ui\u0163i Biblia, frate cre\u015ftin. Am \u015fi eu. Dar nu e mare \u015fi groas\u0103 ca a ta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: Cum s-o uit? Nu e deta\u0219abil\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: Dumnezeu s\u0103 te binecuv\u00e2nteze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El: S\u0103 vezi ce o s\u0103 te binecuv\u00e2nteze pe tine, sor\u0103 cre\u015ftin\u0103. Ploaie de binecuv\u00e2nt\u0103ri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ea: Numai s\u0103 nu m\u0103 binecuv\u00e2ntezi \u00een p\u0103r, c\u0103 n-avem ap\u0103 cald\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Miluie\u0219te cre\u0219tina aici de fa\u021b\u0103 cu o cafea. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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