{"id":27484,"date":"2025-01-20T02:11:50","date_gmt":"2025-01-19T23:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27484"},"modified":"2025-01-20T02:11:54","modified_gmt":"2025-01-19T23:11:54","slug":"ieri-a-picat-un-mit-jorjescian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ieri-a-picat-un-mit-jorjescian\/","title":{"rendered":"Ieri a picat un mit jorjescian"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Nu fac dec\u00e2t s\u0103 atrag aten\u021bia pentru cei care \u00eenc\u0103 au o f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 de discern\u0103m\u00e2nt. C\u0103, evident, pe fanatici nu-i lumineaz\u0103 nimeni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar o narativ\u0103 s\u0103lbatic\u0103 a lui \u021bigl\u0103 s\u0103rit\u0103 suna a\u0219a: \u00een ianuarie, Rom\u00e2nia, la \u00eendemnul Europei demonice \u00een lucr\u0103tur\u0103 cu Biden, urma s\u0103 atace Rusia, pentru ca r\u0103zboiul din Europa de Est s\u0103 \u00eempiedice \u00eensc\u0103unarea lui Trump \u00een func\u021bia de pre\u0219edinte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lucru care, \u00een povestea lui de adormit copiii \u0219i pe cei cu intelectul unor copii, putea fi prevenit doar aleg\u00e2ndu-l pe el, jorjescu, pre\u0219edinte, pentru c\u0103 el are interesele \u021b\u0103ri\u0219oarei \u00een inim\u0103 \u0219i ar fi refuzat CA-TE-GO-RIC un astfel de r\u0103zboi antirom\u00e2nesc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mii de postaci m-au frecat la icre cu r\u0103zboiul cu Rusia care urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 \u00een ianuarie \u0219i cum vrem noi s\u0103-l \u00eempiedic\u0103m pe Trump. \u0218i eu le-am tot explicat c\u0103 ceremonia aia va avea loc c\u00e2nd \u0219i cum a fost anun\u021bat\u0103. \u0218i va avea loc \u0219i dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 foc \u00eentreaga Rom\u00e2nie la unison, pentru c\u0103, din perspectiva americanilor, Europa de Est e \u00eenc\u0103 o zon\u0103 de idio\u021bi c\u0103zu\u021bi alalt\u0103ieri din copac care nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 se apere singuri de eternul ho\u021b care \u00eei jecm\u0103ne\u0219te de secole: Rusia. Evident c\u0103 nu m-au crezut \u0219i m-au \u00eenjurat cum le-a venit la gur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mbun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum se \u0219tie, CCR a \u00eempiedicat mica \u0219men\u0103rie de TikTok a lui \u021bigl\u0103 s\u0103rit\u0103, \u0219i iat\u0103, n-a ajuns pre\u0219edinte. \u0218i eu \u0219i comunitatea mea de cititori am tot a\u0219teptat r\u0103zboiul \u0103la pe care ni-l promiteau postacii. A venit ianuarie. Pwla ordin de \u00eencorporare. A trecut luna ianuarie. Meme, glumi\u021be, blesteme \u0219i promisiuni cu pr\u0103p\u0103d la postaci. 20 ianuarie. Ceremonia de \u00eenvestire cu mare pomp\u0103 \u0219i fal\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i cum \u00een contiuare pagina mea e b\u00e2ntuit\u0103 de sute de postaci, am \u00eentrebat \u0219i eu c\u00e2\u021biva: Cum a r\u0103mas cu r\u0103zboiul \u0103la din ianuarie de care ne poate sc\u0103pa numai mo\u0219 \u021bigl\u0103 s\u0103rit\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eAsta este doar o denigrare a voastr\u0103, a satani\u0219tilor!\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0103i, n-a zis el c\u0103 Biden \u0219i cu Occidentul ne trimit la lupt\u0103? \u0218i c\u0103 noi \u00eempiedic\u0103m \u00eensc\u0103unarea lui Trump? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu ne-a\u021bi amenin\u021bat voi cu asta toat\u0103 luna decembrie?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201dE\u0219ti ur\u00e2t\u0103, proast\u0103 \u0219i gras\u0103. \u0218i LGBT!\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aha. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bine, povestea cu noi care atac\u0103m Rusia s\u0103-l \u00eempiedic\u0103m pe Trump s\u0103-\u0219i preia func\u021bia e at\u00e2t de ridicol\u0103, de neverosimil\u0103 \u0219i de penibil\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t trebuie s\u0103 fi iremediabil b\u0103tut \u00een cap s-o crezi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i iat\u0103, Trump e oficial pre\u0219edinte, singurul nostru r\u0103zboi e cel cu postacii pe social media \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 un mit al lui guru C\u0103lin zace r\u0103pus pe podeaua ber\u0103riei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cine \u00eel crede pe \u021bigl\u0103 s\u0103rit\u0103 \u00een continuare e at\u00e2t de prost, \u00eenc\u00e2t chiar \u00eel merit\u0103 ca pre\u0219edinte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cafeaua de la tine \u00eemi ascute ironiile. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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