{"id":27491,"date":"2025-01-22T02:50:00","date_gmt":"2025-01-21T23:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27491"},"modified":"2025-01-22T02:50:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-21T23:50:04","slug":"miorita-moderna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/miorita-moderna\/","title":{"rendered":"Miori\u021ba modern\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Pe-un picior de plai,
Pe-o gur\u0103 de rai,
Iat\u0103 pe ecrane
Cum sar din mer\u021bane
Trei turme de miei,
Cu trei ciob\u0103nei.
Unu-i aurean,
Unu-i putinean
\u0218i unu-i gigilean
Iar cel aurean
\u0218i cu cel putinean,
Se whatsapuir\u0103
Se telegramuir\u0103
Pe l-apus de UE
Ca s\u0103 mi-l r\u0103puie
Pe cel gigilean,
C\u0103-i mai barosan
\u0218-are oi mai multe,
M\u00e2ndre \u0219i cornute,
Aur \u0219i palate,
Mai pe scurt, de toate.
Dar cea miori\u021b\u0103,
Cu l\u00e2n\u0103 pl\u0103vi\u021b\u0103,
De trei luni \u00eencoace
Gura nu-i mai tace,
Beh\u0103ie cu-alean
Numai \u00een prime-time. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Miori\u021b\u0103 laie,
Laie buc\u0103laie,
De trei luni \u00eencoace
Gura nu-\u021bi mai tace!
Ori iarba nu-\u021bi place,
Ori e\u0219ti boln\u0103vioar\u0103,
Dr\u0103gu\u021b\u0103 mioar\u0103?
<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– E\u0219ti un sorosist
\u0218i un globalist
Un elgebetist
\u0218i un progresist
Te-ai dat cu bruselul
Uita\u0219i c\u0103lu\u0219elul!
\u021aii cu euroiul
Uita\u0219i p\u0103pu\u0219oiul
\u0218i te-ai dat cu \u0219preiul
Uita\u0219i reteveiul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La apus de UE
Vreau s\u0103 te r\u0103puie
Baciul aurean
\u0218i cel putinean,
S\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ia de toate
Aur \u0219i palate,
S\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i pe sear\u0103
Doar \u00een… traista goal\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Oi\u021b\u0103 cam toant\u0103
\u0218i cam bagaboant\u0103
Nici un putinean
Sau un aurean
Laba nu vor pune
Pe a mea minune
C\u0103 de m\u0103-nervez
V\u0103 eviscerez
Pun rake\u021bi pe voi
Pe loc v\u0103 jupoi
Din piei fac t\u00e2rlici
Iar din carne mici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu v-am luat acas\u0103
\u0218i v-am pus la mas\u0103
\u0218i v-am dat \u0219ampanii
\u0218i bani de campanii!
Iar voi, ce raha\u021bi!
Veni\u021bi \u0219i mu\u0219ca\u021bi
M\u00e2na ce v-a dat
P\u00e2ine de-mbucat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n


\u0218-oile s-or str\u00e2nge,
Pe voi v\u0103 vor pl\u00e2nge
Cu lacrimi de s\u00e2nge!


Iar dac\u0103-i z\u0103ri,
Dac\u0103-i \u00eent\u00e2lni
Yoghin\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103,
Cu br\u00e2ul de l\u00e2n\u0103,
Din ochi l\u0103crim\u00e2nd,
Pe c\u00e2mpi alerg\u00e2nd,
Pe to\u021bi \u00eentreb\u00e2nd
\u0218i la to\u021bi zic\u00e2nd:
\u201eCine-a cunoscut,
Cine mi-a v\u0103zut
M\u00e2ndru rom\u00e2nel
Tras printr-un inel?
Fe\u021bi\u0219oara lui,
Visul rusului,
Muste\u021bioara lui,
Uite-o, parc\u0103 nu-i,
Peri\u0219orul lui,
Firul divinului,
Ochi\u0219orii lui,
Fundul h\u0103ului?”
Tu, mioara mea,
S\u0103 te-nduri de ea
\u0218i-i spune curat
C\u0103 l-am reciclat
Din piele t\u00e2rlici
\u0218i din carne mici,
Restul la compost
A\u0219a are rost,
S\u0103 nu-l risipim
Ci s\u0103-l folosim
Dup\u0103 curicul\u0103:
\u00cen agricultur\u0103.
Pun \u00een aplicare
Planul lui cel tare;
C\u00e2mpuri roditoare
Cu recolt\u0103 mare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nem\u021bii or veni
\u0218i s-or milogi
S\u0103 str\u00e2ng\u0103-n desagi
Ro\u0219ii de la daci! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar pe tine, laie,
Laie, buc\u0103laie,
Te-oi duce la mare,
Ca l-apus de soare
S\u0103 te pi\u0219i pe mal
\u0218i s\u0103 faci canal!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aceasta e o oper\u0103 de fic\u021biune. Orice asem\u0103nare cu persoane reale e pur \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103toare. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cafeaua de la tine m\u0103 inspir\u0103 liric. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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