{"id":2752,"date":"2016-02-21T07:44:46","date_gmt":"2016-02-21T07:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2752"},"modified":"2016-02-21T08:46:24","modified_gmt":"2016-02-21T08:46:24","slug":"te-iubesc-caritatea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/te-iubesc-caritatea\/","title":{"rendered":"Te iubesc, Caritatea!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Drag\u0103 Cary,<\/p>\n<p>Sau preferi s\u0103 \u0163i se spun\u0103 Carica? Nu, e o porecl\u0103 prea cariciologic\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd tu e\u015fti divin\u0103. Vreau doar s\u0103 \u00eel binecuv\u00e2ntez pe tat\u0103l t\u0103u, \u015fi clipa minunat\u0103 \u00een care, beat mang\u0103 fiind, \u0163i-a ales un nume dulce \u015fi catifelat ca laptele de pas\u0103re: Caritatea Ionescu! Odat\u0103, mi-a m\u0103rturisit c\u0103, la primul pahar de dup\u0103 na\u015fterea ta, \u00eenc\u0103 avea Claritatea \u00een minte, numai c\u0103 a pierdut \u015firul. \u015ei litera &#8220;L&#8221;. E \u00een regul\u0103, prefer s\u0103 fii caritabil\u0103 cu mine, nu claritabil\u0103. Femeile \u015fi ra\u0163iunea nu fac cas\u0103 bun\u0103 \u00eempreun\u0103. Sau dac\u0103 fac, la final o rupe mereu cineva la fug\u0103: fie femeia, fie ra\u0163iunea. Fie tot ce mi\u015fc\u0103 \u00een jur pe o raz\u0103 de 10 metri.<\/p>\n<p>Dar, drag\u0103 Caritateo, nu \u00ee\u0163i scriu pentru a filozofa \u015fi a-\u0163i ar\u0103ta c\u00e2t sunt de de\u015ftept (de\u015fi sunt! sunt at\u00e2t de de\u015ftept \u015fi de frumos \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00eemi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 babardesc singur). \u00ce\u0163i scriu pentru a-\u0163i sugera subtil c\u0103 te-a\u015f fute p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0163i-a\u015f distruge toat\u0103 mobila din cas\u0103. Asta numesc eu iubire platonic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Uite, acum stau la o mas\u0103, la Cofet\u0103ria &#8220;Alb\u0103 ca Z\u0103pada&#8221; \u015fi \u00eemi plimb linguri\u0163a printr-o savarin\u0103 alb\u0103 ca z\u0103pada. E oarecum trist. Un radio solitar \u00eeng\u00e2n\u0103 cu triste\u0163e:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/POv-3yIPSWc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Nu sim\u0163i \u015fi tu, dulce Caritate, tensiunea dureroas\u0103 a circuitului voltaic dintre savarin\u0103 \u015fi t\u00e2nguitoarea melodie? \u015etiu c\u0103 e\u015fti <!--more--> un pic surd\u0103, ba chiar un pic chioar\u0103, \u015fi dac\u0103 stau bine s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc, ai putea s\u0103 te duci la doctor cu simptome grave de na\u015fparleal\u0103 acut\u0103. Vezi, e meritul meu c\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i completez s\u0103r\u0103c\u0103cioasele atribute cu generozitatea imagina\u0163iei mele. A\u015f putea avea un vis, de exemplu, \u00een care tu s\u0103 ai cupa D la sutien. Unul \u00een care tu s\u0103 ai ochi mari, alba\u015ftri \u015fi costum de latex. Unul \u00een care s\u0103 mi te lipe\u015fti de suflet ca marca de scrisoare (numai c\u0103 eu sunt un pic deformat, am sufletul \u00een alt\u0103 parte. Chiar a\u015fa, nu vrei s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dezv\u0103lui sufletul meu?)<br \/>\n\u00cenchei aceast\u0103 scrisoare, pentru c\u0103 a venit la masa mea chelneri\u0163a, \u015fi pare ceva mai disponibil\u0103. Stai lini\u015ftit\u0103, iubito, am suflet pentru toat\u0103 lumea.<\/p>\n<p>Al t\u0103u,<br \/>\nKhostell. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drag\u0103 Cary, Sau preferi s\u0103 \u0163i se spun\u0103 Carica? Nu, e o porecl\u0103 prea cariciologic\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd tu e\u015fti divin\u0103. 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