{"id":27590,"date":"2025-02-09T11:24:51","date_gmt":"2025-02-09T08:24:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27590"},"modified":"2025-02-09T11:24:54","modified_gmt":"2025-02-09T08:24:54","slug":"nimeni-nu-te-pune-sa-mananci-greieri-si-viermi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nimeni-nu-te-pune-sa-mananci-greieri-si-viermi\/","title":{"rendered":"Nimeni nu te pune s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nci greieri \u0219i viermi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Loreno, tu de ce nu blochezi postacii c\u0103linopiteci? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. Pentru c\u0103 zbieretele lor creeaz\u0103 trafic \u0219i engagement organic. 2. Pentru c\u0103 ne \u021bin motiva\u021bi s\u0103 facem tot ce putem s\u0103 nu ias\u0103 diliul pre\u0219edinte. 3. Pentru c\u0103, nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 a\u021bi remarcat, dar to\u021bi \u021bip\u0103 acelea\u0219i lucruri, ceea ce ne arat\u0103 care e agenda zilnic\u0103 a narativei. \u0218i \u0219tim ce abord\u0103m. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

T\u00e2mpenia zilei e pornit\u0103, evident, de iRealitatea. La un moment dat, o s\u0103 fac un pamflet cu aplica\u021bia de \u0219tiri Realize. Cum iei o \u0219tire normal\u0103, o infuzezi de isterie, conspira\u021bie \u0219i narativ\u0103 ruseasc\u0103 \u0219i ai o \u0219tire Realized. Dar asta \u00eentr-un episod urm\u0103tor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Adev\u0103rul de la care s-a pornit este c\u0103 s-au aprobat f\u0103ina cu extract de greieri \u0219i alte alimente din proteine derivate din insecte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218tirea Realized: Ursula cea malefic\u0103 \u00eel oblig\u0103 pe rom\u00e2na\u0219ul ne\u00eenfricat s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce viermi \u0219i plo\u0219ni\u021be, s\u0103-l pedepseasc\u0103 fiindc\u0103 voteaz\u0103 cu singurul dac care chiar conteaz\u0103, C\u0103lin Georgescu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Faptul c\u0103 S-AU APROBAT anumite produse \u0219i c\u0103 EXIST\u0102 PE RAFT nu te oblig\u0103 pe tine la nimic. Nicio brut\u0103rie clasic\u0103, cu un proces de lucru deja stabilit, nu-\u0219i va trimite angaja\u021bii pe miri\u0219te, la v\u00e2n\u0103toare de greieri. P\u00e2inea normal\u0103, cu care te-ai obi\u0219nuit tu, va fi achizi\u021bionabil\u0103 \u00een continuare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vor ap\u0103rea branduri care vor crea produse pe baz\u0103 de insecte. Sau nu vor ap\u0103rea. Oricum, aceste branduri sunt obligate s\u0103 treac\u0103 ingredientele pe etichet\u0103, deci tot ce ai de f\u0103cut e s\u0103-\u021bi iei ochelarii \u0219i creierul la tine c\u00e2nd mergi la shopping. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i dac\u0103 nu va exista c\u0103utare, aceste branduri se vor \u00eenchide. Tu, consumatorul final, decizi ce supravie\u021buie\u0219te \u0219i ce nu pe pia\u021b\u0103, prin deciziile tale de cump\u0103rare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 repet, cu capslock, pentru cei ce \u00een\u021beleg greu: NIMENI. NU. TE. OBLIG\u0102. S\u0102. M\u0102N\u00c2NCI. INSECTE. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen schimb, viermi se g\u0103seau \u00een m\u00e2ncarea expirat\u0103 \u0219i de proast\u0103 calitate de pe vremea lui Ceau\u0219escu. Dar cum st\u0103tuse\u0219i la coad\u0103 patru ore pentru ea, t\u0103ceai m\u00e2lc, s\u0103 nu te pui r\u0103u cu partidul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De\u0219teapt\u0103-te, rom\u00e2ne. Cred c\u0103 a\u0219a \u00eemi voi \u00eencheia toate post\u0103rile, p\u00e2n\u0103 pe 5 mai. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cafeaua de la tine e inspira\u021bia mea. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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