{"id":27612,"date":"2025-02-15T12:27:29","date_gmt":"2025-02-15T09:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27612"},"modified":"2025-02-15T13:45:00","modified_gmt":"2025-02-15T10:45:00","slug":"cand-postacul-cegeu-se-sparge-in-ancheta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cand-postacul-cegeu-se-sparge-in-ancheta\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u00e2nd postacul cegeu se sparge \u00een anchet\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Disclaimer: \u00een general, nu m\u0103 preocup\u0103 de unde au oamenii bani. P\u00e2n\u0103 la un punct, \u00eei \u00een\u021beleg \u0219i pe postacii cegei: au \u0219i ei familii, p\u00e2ine de pus pe mas\u0103, iar c\u00e2nd stai la Cuca M\u0103c\u0103ii \u0219i investitorii str\u0103ini pe care guru \u021a\u0103c\u0103lin \u021bine neap\u0103rat s\u0103-i alunge n-au adus joburi \u0219i bun\u0103stare la tine \u00een r\u00e2p\u0103, faptul c\u0103 vine unul \u0219i se ofer\u0103 s\u0103 te pl\u0103teasc\u0103 s\u0103 latri pe net, accep\u021bi oferta \u0219i nu stai pe g\u00e2nduri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 s\u0103r\u0103cia te face extrem de u\u0219or de cump\u0103rat \u0219i manipulat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Numai c\u0103 exact postacii cegeii sunt cei care dau bullying interminabil cu \u201ete pl\u0103te\u0219te Soros, USAID, PSD, PNL\u201d \u0219i, c\u00e2nd eu pun pe declara\u021bia unic\u0103 tot ce c\u00e2\u0219tig \u0219i pl\u0103tesc corect impozit – exact ca multina\u021bionalele pe care nu se mai satur\u0103 guru \u021a\u0103c\u0103lin s\u0103 le foarfece toat\u0103 ziua – m\u0103 enerveaz\u0103 teribil c\u0103 vine gicu pielea pulii s\u0103 \u00eemi cear\u0103 socoteal\u0103 financiar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i m-am interesat pe la prieteni. Unul din finan\u021batorii campaniei lui guru pe net este milionarul Bogdan Pe\u0219chir. Nu \u00een\u021beleg de ce Pe\u0219chir ar sponsoriza izola\u021bionismul \u0219i na\u021bionalizarea, care l-ar aduce \u0219i pe el \u00een faliment, dar hei, poate are o iubire fa\u021b\u0103 de \u021a\u0103c\u0103lin, \u0219i iubirea e adeseori autodistructiv\u0103. Cert e c\u0103, de multe ori, dac\u0103 \u00eentrebi postaci \u201eau intrat banii de la bogpr\u201d – numele de cod al lui Pe\u0219chir, mul\u021bi abandoneaz\u0103 l\u0103tratul \u0219i se retrag cumin\u021bi la depou. Al\u021bii, cei care latr\u0103 pentru c\u0103 sunt sincer convin\u0219i c\u0103 \u00eentoarcerea la foame generalizat\u0103 purific\u0103 spiritul, protesteaz\u0103 c\u0103 nu sunt pl\u0103ti\u021bi \u0219i c\u0103 ei \u00eel ador\u0103 din toat\u0103 inima pe guru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar mai e, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, postacul care se sparge-n anchet\u0103. \u0218i dac\u0103 cel pe care-l voi cita acum nu era genul foarte iritant, care latr\u0103 de diminea\u021ba p\u00e2n\u0103 seara, nu \u00eel f\u0103ceam vedet\u0103. Dar c\u00e2nd nu pot respira pe pagina mea f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eemi iei tu aerul toat\u0103 ziua, \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 toci la cap, \u00ee\u021bi satisfac \u0219i eu nevoia de aten\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A intrat pe pagina mea s\u0103 ne acuze iar c\u0103 ne-am umplut de bani. De data asta, pe o comentatoare a mea:

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\u0218i cum era al nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2telea comentariu pe ziua \u00een curs, am intrat \u00een el ca a\u021ba \u00een m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cum vedem, postacul nu neag\u0103 faptul c\u0103 e pl\u0103tit, nici de cine, dar c\u00e2nd \u00eei zici de ANAF, s-a terminat democra\u021bia. \u0218i mai ieri, tot ei gui\u021bau c\u0103 multina\u021bionalele \u0219i supermarketurile nu pl\u0103tesc impozit. Cum ar veni, impozitul e bun, dar numai c\u00e2nd \u00eel pl\u0103te\u0219te restul lumii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Momentul c\u00e2nd unul care nu se mai d\u0103dea dus de pe capul t\u0103u se miloge\u0219te de tine s\u0103-i dai block e mai dulce dec\u00e2t orice desert. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Scuze, at\u00e2t a cuprins ecranul, s\u0103 fac screenshot, dar \u021bin neap\u0103rat s\u0103 punctez ni\u0219te lucruri. \u201eVai, \u00eemi trimi\u021bi mili\u021bia la u\u0219\u0103.\u201d Brusc, nu mai avem de a face cu un postac b\u0103\u0219c\u0103lios, ci cu un biet victimu\u021b al sistemului. Unul care e profund abuzat c\u0103 vine mili\u021bia s\u0103-l \u00eentrebe de ce nu pl\u0103te\u0219te impozit pe banii lua\u021bi. \u0218i desigur, tot noi eram infractorii, nu el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i acum, smiorcul \u00een integralitate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00cen toate \u021b\u0103rile democratice, \u00ee\u021bi vine mili\u021bia la u\u0219\u0103 dac\u0103 nu-\u021bi pl\u0103te\u0219ti impozitele. Dar mi se pare at\u00e2t de amuzant c\u00e2nd un evazionist m\u0103 acuz\u0103 pe mine de viclenie \u0219i de tr\u0103dare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Domnule Pe\u0219chir, e un lucru minunat c\u0103 le dai o poman\u0103 s\u0103r\u0103ciilor \u0103stora, chiar dac\u0103 o faci \u00een interesul ruinei economice a \u00eentregii \u021b\u0103ri. Mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103-i \u0219i \u00eenve\u021bi s\u0103 completeze declara\u021bia unic\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 vireze impozitul. Nu folosim ca argument ceva ce noi \u00een\u0219ine nu facem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cafeaua de la tine e inspira\u021bia mea. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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