{"id":27640,"date":"2025-02-18T04:26:12","date_gmt":"2025-02-18T01:26:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27640"},"modified":"2025-02-18T04:26:14","modified_gmt":"2025-02-18T01:26:14","slug":"sosoaca-la-hotline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sosoaca-la-hotline\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0218o\u0219oac\u0103 la hotline"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Acesta este un pamflet \u0219i trebuie tratat ca atare. Surs\u0103: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.antena3.ro\/politica\/diana-sosoaca-a-intrat-cu-forta-la-ccr-sa-intrebe-de-alegeri-dar-a-cautat-si-in-caserolele-cu-mancare-ciorbica-de-perisoare-branzica-736619.html\"><strong>\u00eent\u00e2mplarea asta<\/strong><\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Alo, ai sunat la linia erotic\u0103. M\u0103 numesc Caramella \u0219i sunt o div\u0103 senzual\u0103 cu s\u00e2nii c\u00e2t pepenii, care abia a\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 rup\u0103 textila de pe tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Po\u021bi s\u0103-mi spui Diana \u0218. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Salut, Diana. Nu prea m\u0103 sun\u0103 femei, dar m\u0103 pot adapta. Abia a\u0219tept s\u0103 rup ia de pe tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Auzi, drag\u0103, io nu-s cu de-astea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nicio problem\u0103, Diana. Satisfac orice fel de fantezii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Frigider ai? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da, am ditamai monstrul c\u00e2t jum\u0103tate de buc\u0103t\u0103rie. Mare, larg, intr\u0103 \u00een el tot supermarketul. Sau stai, ai \u0219i tu alergie la supermarketuri ca cel\u0103lalt client al meu, domnul Kremlin Hara\u0219o? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Nu, drag\u0103, eu am alergie doar la farfurii goale. Deci, ai un frigider mare? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Cel mai mare din tot frigiderul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-O, mam\u0103, deja m\u0103 emo\u021bionez acolo jos. \u0218i&#8230; ah&#8230; ce ai \u00een frigider? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Diana, acum deschid lent \u0219i senzual u\u0219a frigiderului \u0219i am ditamai oala de ciorb\u0103. Ciorb\u0103 de peri\u0219oare. Peri\u0219oare mari c\u00e2t pumnul. \u0218i verdea\u021b\u0103 mult\u0103. \u0218i zarzavat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Mam\u0103\u0103\u0103, m\u0103 \u00eennebune\u0219ti, Caramello, s\u0103 mor io \u0219i idolul meu Ceau\u0219escu, dar stai, \u0103la a murit deja. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i iau un polonic, \u0219i pun ciorba \u00een crati\u021b\u0103 la \u00eenc\u0103lzit, \u00een timp ce tai o felie imens\u0103 de p\u00e2ine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Aaaaah, ce excitat\u0103 sunt, m\u0103 turbezi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i mai am \u00een frigider o oal\u0103 mare cu sarmale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Da, da, da! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i una cu tochitur\u0103 moldoveneasc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Ooooh. Ce bine e! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i am \u0219i o crati\u021b\u0103 cu chiftele marinate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Vai, Caramello, ce-mi faci tu mie, fat\u0103&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u00ce\u021bi bag ardeiul umplut \u00een gur\u0103 cu totul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Aaaaaaaaah!!!! Aaaaah. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-\u0218i adaug \u0219i sm\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103, s\u0103 lunece mai bine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Aaaah. Cred c\u0103 am orgasmat. Auzi, f\u0103, Caramello, acum c\u0103 m-am terminat, vorbe\u0219te \u0219i tu normal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Bine, cum vrei tu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Caramello, dar dac\u0103 ai at\u00e2ta m\u00e2ncare \u00een cas\u0103, cum e\u0219ti tu div\u0103 sexy? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Diano, sunt c\u00e2t tine, dr\u0103gu\u021bo, de-aia fac hotline. Dac\u0103 ar\u0103tam ca o div\u0103 sexy, f\u0103ceam videochat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cafeaua de la tine e inspira\u021bia mea. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"82\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?resize=150%2C49&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acesta este un pamflet \u0219i trebuie tratat ca atare. Surs\u0103: \u00eent\u00e2mplarea asta. -Alo, ai sunat la linia erotic\u0103. M\u0103 numesc Caramella \u0219i sunt o&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":27641,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/Diana-Sosoaca.jpg?fit=2500%2C1665&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27640"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27643,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27640\/revisions\/27643"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}