{"id":27664,"date":"2025-02-23T10:29:11","date_gmt":"2025-02-23T07:29:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27664"},"modified":"2025-02-23T20:36:02","modified_gmt":"2025-02-23T17:36:02","slug":"traistariu-si-femeile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/traistariu-si-femeile\/","title":{"rendered":"Tr\u0103istariu \u0219i femeile"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103, \u00een timp ce noi ne ocupam de cei doi dictatori nebuni care vor s\u0103 se fac\u0103 fra\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 ocupe planeta, tabloidele f\u0103ceau un mi\u0219to intens de Mihai Tr\u0103istariu. Acesta a fost invitat la podcastul lui Jorge \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103 – printre altele – despre femei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sincer, nu sunt foarte convins\u0103 c\u0103 femeile sunt segmentul de popula\u021bie care s\u0103-l intereseze pe Tr\u0103istariu, dar, cum nu vreau un proces cu desp\u0103gubiri de 100.000 de lei, cum a avut el cu Cancan \u0219i cu un b\u0103iat pe nume Tarky, o s\u0103 m\u0103 ab\u021bin de la specula\u021bii. Dar o s\u0103 m\u0103 amuz c\u0103 nu are nici o problem\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 Onlyfans, s\u0103 se pozeze \u00een chilo\u021bi pe social media, \u00een schimb, c\u00e2nd vine vorba despre orientare, e cuprins brusc de moralitate \u0219i sete de dreptate \u00een tribunal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen fond, \u0219i mie mi-au zis at\u00e2\u021bia c\u0103 sunt lesbian\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t, dac\u0103 era s\u0103 m\u0103 \u021bin de procese pe subiect, m\u0103 mutam cu domiciliul la tribunalul Bucure\u0219ti. Pe de alt\u0103 parte, eu fiind profund nep\u0103s\u0103toare legat de p\u0103rerea lumii, prefer s\u0103 dau un r\u0103spuns de genul \u201eDa, b\u0103, \u00eemi plac femeile, dar nu ur\u00e2tele ca tine.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dar s\u0103 revenim la podcastul unde Tr\u0103istariu s-a f\u0103cut de r\u00e2sul tabloidelor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gazda podcastului este c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bul Jorge, care, \u00een parantez\u0103 fie spus, mi se pare absolut adorabil. E at\u00e2t de mi\u0219to din toate punctele de vedere, \u00eenc\u00e2t ajungi s\u0103 te \u00eentrebi de ce \u00eei revolt\u0103 pe inceli ideea de friendzone. Eu a\u0219 vrea \u00een friendzone-ul lui Jorge. Jorge, hai s\u0103 bem bere \u0219i s\u0103 juc\u0103m fotbal. Apoi, la final, schimb\u0103m tricouri. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum Jorge e genul de gazd\u0103 atent\u0103 \u0219i empatic\u0103, invita\u021bii lui \u00ee\u0219i dau \u00een cel mai scurt timp fr\u00e2u liber personalit\u0103\u021bii. \u0218i ajung s\u0103 spun\u0103 tot ce le trece prin cap. Ceea ce, desigur, e extrem de fun \u0219i de distractiv pe de o parte. Pe de alta, dac\u0103 invitatul e pe ar\u0103tur\u0103, creeaz\u0103 momente virale \u00een penibilul lor. Ceea ce, evident, nu e cu nimic vina lui Jorge. \u00cen fond, nu \u0219i-a plasat el invitatul pe ar\u0103tur\u0103 \u0219i nu poate lucra dec\u00e2t cu materialul clientului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i s-a apucat Tr\u0103istariu al nostru s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103 faptul c\u0103 are nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2te afaceri \u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103 o droaie de bani, \u0219i vrea doar gagici de 20. P\u00e2n\u0103 aici, ok. Omul e liber s\u0103 vrea ce-i ferice\u0219te inima, nu judec.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar tot Tr\u0103istariu s-a pl\u00e2ns c\u0103 e profund deranjat c\u00e2nd copila aia de 20 de ani \u00eei cere 8 lei pentru bilet de autobuz \u0219i ce mi\u0219to ar fi dac\u0103 toate aceste femei ar avea banii lor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u0103i, drag\u0103 Mih\u0103i\u021b\u0103, hai s\u0103 te luminez legat de o chestie. Pentru un om de 20 de ani, cineva de 50 este un dinozaur. Chiar dac\u0103 se \u021bine bine pentru v\u00e2rsta lui, chiar dac\u0103 face sport \u0219i se \u00eengrije\u0219te, chiar dac\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i face implant de p\u0103r \u00een Turcia. Dac\u0103 o fat\u0103 de 20 de ani vrea o iubire adev\u0103rat\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i va g\u0103si un iubit de v\u00e2rsta ei. Dac\u0103 te alege pe tine, e pentru c\u0103 ai bani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aveam la un moment dat un donator frecvent al siteului cu care ne \u0219i \u00eemprietenisem. Un tip de vreo 60 de ani. \u0102la avea nevast\u0103 \u0219i copii \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate \u0219i o amant\u0103 la Bucure\u0219ti. \u0218i mi se pl\u00e2ngea c\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme i-a t\u0103iat bugetul amantei, s\u0103 se conving\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eel place pe el, nu banii lui, \u0219i aia \u00eel evit\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eC\u00e2\u021bi ani are frumoasa?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201e30.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201e\u0218i de ce crezi c\u0103 accept\u0103 o femeie de 30 de ani un aranjament cu un b\u0103rbat de 60 de ani \u00eensurat?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eP\u0103i, tratezi prea reductiv situa\u021bia.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eDat fiind c\u0103 te evit\u0103 de c\u00e2nd ai stopat aloca\u021bia, am zice c\u0103 o tratez cu sinceritate. Sinceritate de care ai nevoie. Pentru oameni de v\u00e2rsta copilului t\u0103u, tu e\u0219ti un tataie, \u0219i dac\u0103 vrei ac\u021biune din partea lor, asum\u0103-\u021bi c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 cotizezi sau caut\u0103-\u021bi amante de v\u00e2rsta ta.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102la s-a sup\u0103rat flea\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i din secunda aceea a \u00eencetat s\u0103 mai doneze, dar prefer s\u0103 am con\u0219tiin\u021ba curat\u0103, c\u0103 i-am servit omului adev\u0103rul \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 iau bani s\u0103 mint un om de 60 c\u0103 el e un Hercules \u0219i problema e la cea de 30 de ani c\u0103 nu apreciaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bun. Deci, se pl\u00e2nge Tr\u0103istariu lui Jorge c\u0103 el vrea gagicu\u021be de 20 de ani, dar s\u0103 aib\u0103 banii lor, s\u0103 nu-i cear\u0103 lui. Apoi, trece pe nepus\u0103 mas\u0103 la urm\u0103toarea nemul\u021bumire: C\u0103 fetele astea nu g\u0103tesc \u0219i nu fac treab\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aici, \u0219i Jorge a \u00eenceput s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 \u0219i i-a zis evidentul de bun sim\u021b: sau vrei o femeie cu banii ei, sau vrei una care s\u0103 g\u0103teasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 fac\u0103 treab\u0103. C\u0103, \u00een fond, \u0219i ziua ei e format\u0103 tot din 24 de ore. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evident c\u0103 Tr\u0103istariu n-a prins ideea \u0219i a insistat: Nuuu, c\u0103 el vrea o femeie care s\u0103 \u0219tie s\u0103 g\u0103teasc\u0103, s\u0103 fac\u0103 treab\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 schimbe nisipul pisicilor. C\u0103 pe ultima gagicu\u021b\u0103 a amenin\u021bat-o c\u0103, dac\u0103 nu-i face ciorb\u0103, o p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cum s\u0103 mai stai cinci minute cu un tip care \u00ee\u021bi spune, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l bu\u0219easc\u0103 r\u00e2sul, c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu faci ciorb\u0103 acum \u00een secunda asta, te p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219te? \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu am empatizat cu pu\u0219toaicele acelea de 20 de ani, sincer. Te combini cu un tataie care se laud\u0103 cu at\u00e2tea afaceri, te a\u0219tep\u021bi s\u0103 aib\u0103 menajer\u0103 acas\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ofere o via\u021b\u0103 de confort. C\u00e2nd colo, \u0103la consider\u0103 c\u0103 nu, prin tine a ob\u021binut o menajer\u0103 gratis, \u0219i totodat\u0103, face o criz\u0103 de avari\u021bie c\u0103 \u00eei ceri 8 lei de autobuz. \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i apoi, tot Tr\u0103istariu: M\u0103 \u00eentreb de ce nu vrea nimeni s\u0103 fie cu mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu zic c\u0103 motivele sunt evidente. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cirea\u0219a de pe tort: c\u00e2nd tot Tr\u0103istariu \u00eencepe s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103, mai \u00eencolo, c\u0103 vrea copii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

OK, dar nici \u0103ia nu vin cu banii lor, ce te faci? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Podcastul \u00eentreg, aici<\/a><\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i nu voi ilustra articolul cu poza lui Tr\u0103istariu, c\u0103 mi se pare de un cringe crunt. Lua\u021bi o poz\u0103 cu Jorge, s\u0103 v\u0103 cl\u0103ti\u021bi ochii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cafeaua de la tine e inspira\u021bia mea. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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