{"id":2772,"date":"2010-10-22T12:11:53","date_gmt":"2010-10-22T09:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2772"},"modified":"2010-10-22T12:11:53","modified_gmt":"2010-10-22T09:11:53","slug":"campanii-penibile-de-fuckbook-ep-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/campanii-penibile-de-fuckbook-ep-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Campanii penibile de Fuckbook, Ep. 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

A\u0163i remarcat c\u0103 toate muierile de pe Facebook au statusuri cu “\u00eemi place pe gard”, “\u00eemi place pe frigider”, “\u00eemi place \u00een mor\u0163ii mamei mele”*<\/p>\n

Da, logic.<\/p>\n

Ce mor\u0163ii m\u0103-sii \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta? v-a\u0163i \u00eentrebat voi. Ca \u015fi mine de altfel. Ce epidemie de penibilism o fi cuprins cea mai cunoscut\u0103 re\u0163ea de socializare din lume?<\/p>\n

Well, guess what, nu e o campanie Erogen.ro, “spune-mi unde-\u0163i place \u015fi se rezolv\u0103 mintena\u015f”. Nu e nici o campanie Avon, “spune-mi unde \u00ee\u0163i place \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i d\u0103m cu gelul de tonifiere \/ \u00eent\u0103rire \/ injec\u0163ia cu botox \/ implantul de silicon, s\u0103 \u00eei plac\u0103 \u015fi lui tot acolo”.<\/p>\n

Nuuuu. E doar o campanie de cancer awareness, iar muierile spun unde le place S\u0102 LASE PO\u015eETA. L\u0103b\u0103rtatea ne lumineaz\u0103. Aici<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Acum, conexiunea logic\u0103 dintre con\u015ftientizarea ideii c\u0103 e r\u0103u s\u0103 ai cancer \u015fi l\u0103sarea po\u015fetei \u00eemi scap\u0103. Nu, serios. \u00cemi place pe scaun, deci rectal? (gen, cancer la colon?) \u00cemi place \u00een cap, ca Monic\u0103i Columbeanu, deci cerebral? (cancer, babe, sure). Nu \u00eemi place s-o pun, c\u0103 mi-e fric\u0103 de eventuale furturi, o \u0163in numa’ sub bra\u0163, deci no cancer? \u00cemi place s\u0103 \u0163in cu din\u0163ii de ea (de po\u015fet\u0103) deci cancer gingival?<\/p>\n

Nu, serios, \u0103la care-mi explic\u0103 leg\u0103tura logic\u0103 are o \u015fampanie de la mine. Pe Facebook, cum altfel?<\/p>\n

PS: Mie \u00eemi place \u00eentre s\u00e2ni. C\u0103 are cureaua lung\u0103 \u015fi se a\u015feaz\u0103 a\u015fa de la sine. Ce zice\u0163i, v-am avertizat \u00eempotriva cancerului?<\/p>\n

UPDATE: Mai nou, ni\u015fte pizde sclifosite au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se r\u0103\u0163oiasc\u0103 la redactorul Libertatea c\u0103 le-a stricat campania. \u00centreb din nou: care campanie? Bun, trecea luna octombrie cu colegele noastre de facebook povestind unde le place. Pe unu noiembrie, ziua mor\u0163ilor, se sp\u0103rgea abcesul misterului. A\u015fa, \u015fi? CE AFLAM NOU DESPRE CANCER, FOR CHRIST’S SAKE?<\/strong> Sake, b\u0103utur\u0103 alcoolic\u0103, nu sake, hat\u00e2r.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A\u0163i remarcat c\u0103 toate muierile de pe Facebook au statusuri cu “\u00eemi place pe gard”, “\u00eemi place pe frigider”, “\u00eemi place \u00een mor\u0163ii mamei...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}