{"id":27755,"date":"2025-03-19T12:08:48","date_gmt":"2025-03-19T09:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27755"},"modified":"2025-03-19T12:08:50","modified_gmt":"2025-03-19T09:08:50","slug":"cum-a-decurs-conversatia-trump-putin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-a-decurs-conversatia-trump-putin\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum a decurs conversa\u0163ia Trump – Putin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Disclaimer: Acesta este un pamflet. Orice asem\u0103nare cu realitatea e pur \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103toare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Alo, sunt Donny. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Da, Donny, \u0163i-a\u015f recunoa\u015fte vocea dintr-o mie. Sunt mare fan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce dr\u0103gu\u0163 e\u015fti tu, Vladdy. De ce e lumea a\u015fa pornit\u0103 pe tine? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Pentru c\u0103 sunt invidio\u015fi pe scula mea de 25 de cm \u00een repaus. Dar tu \u015ftii deja asta, Donny, nu-i a\u015fa, c\u0103 doar tu e\u015fti un geniu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Vai, Vladdy, ce frumos e c\u0103 m\u0103 vezi a\u015fa cum sunt cu adev\u0103rat. Toat\u0103 lumea zice de mine c\u0103 sunt idiot. Nu \u015ftiu de ce. Probabil tot din invidie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Exact, Donny. Tu \u00eel ai pe Musk, care e \u00een sine o scul\u0103 de 25 de cm \u00een permanent repaus. Asta e, oamenii superdota\u0163i ca noi vor avea mereu hateri, dar cum spune un filosof rom\u00e2n: Du\u015fmanii-mi poart\u0103 pic\u0103, c\u0103ci n-au valoarea mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ce frumos \u015fi profund. Vladdy, ne-am reg\u0103sit unul pe altul \u00eentr-o lume paralel\u0103 \u015fi mediocr\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu credeam s\u0103 am un prieten genial ca tine, Donny. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u015ei-ai f\u0103cut inima s\u0103 galopeze ca la rodeo, Vladdy. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u015ei tu pe a mea s\u0103 sar\u0103 kazaciok, Donny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Vladdy, ce zici s\u0103 nu mai bombardezi Ucraina? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Donny, \u015ftii deja c\u0103 e\u015fti un geniu \u015fi te iubesc, nu-mi cere lucruri pe care nu \u0163i le pot oferi. Tata Vlad vrea \u00eenapoi p\u00e2n\u0103 la zidul din Berlin. \u015etii zidul din Berlin? Seam\u0103n\u0103 cu zidul t\u0103u de la grani\u0163a cu Mexicul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-A, da, da. Fiecare mare geniu preziden\u0163ial, cum suntem noi doi, are dreptul la un zid, \u015fi unde \u00eel punem e unde vrea mu\u015fchiul nostru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Vezi c\u0103 m-ai \u00een\u0163eles, Donny? Tot ce vreau eu e un simplu zid. E prea mult? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Normal c\u0103 nu. \u015ei tu \u015fi eu vrem c\u00e2te un zid, \u015fi du\u015fmanul globalist nu \u015fi nu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Vezi, Donny? Avem un du\u015fman comun. Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 tov\u0103r\u0103\u015fie pe via\u0163\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Tov\u0103r\u0103\u015fie pe via\u0163\u0103, Vladdy. Dar hai s\u0103 nu mai \u00eempu\u015fti st\u00e2lpi de electricitate c\u00e2teva zile, s\u0103 mai tac\u0103 \u0103\u015ftia, ce zici? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-De ce s\u0103 tac\u0103, mie \u00eemi place s\u0103 aud cum \u0163ip\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u015ei mie, dar i-au sc\u0103zut ac\u0163iunile la burs\u0103 lui iubi Elon \u015fi m\u0103 \u0163ine pe pre\u015f de dou\u0103 zile. Hai, Vladdy. \u00ce\u0163i construiesc eu zidul cu m\u00e2na mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Uite, Donny, pentru c\u0103 e\u015fti un geniu, treac\u0103 de la mine: nu mai \u00eempu\u015fc st\u00e2lpi de electricitate c\u00e2teva zile. Dar \u015fi tu \u00eel iei la mi\u015ftouri pe Zelenski de c\u00e2te ori \u00eel vezi, cum ai f\u0103cut la Casa Alb\u0103, da? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Vladdy, de c\u00e2te ori \u00eel v\u0103d, promit s\u0103 \u0163ip peste el \u015fi s\u0103 nu-l las s\u0103 scoat\u0103 o vorb\u0103. Ai v\u0103zut c\u0103 sunt bun la asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Gata, ne-am \u00een\u0163eles. Pupici duio\u015fi, Donny. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u015ei \u0163ie, fratele meu cu ochi alba\u015ftri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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O cafea pentru mine, un nou z\u00e2mbet pentru tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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