{"id":27758,"date":"2025-03-22T11:43:38","date_gmt":"2025-03-22T08:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27758"},"modified":"2025-03-22T11:43:42","modified_gmt":"2025-03-22T08:43:42","slug":"becali-confirma-iar-tot-ce-banuiam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/becali-confirma-iar-tot-ce-banuiam\/","title":{"rendered":"Becali confirm\u0103 iar tot ce b\u0103nuiam"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Mai \u0163ine\u0163i minte c\u00e2nd am scris aceast\u0103 variant\u0103<\/strong><\/a> de Miori\u0163\u0103 contemporan\u0103 cu Gigi, George \u015fi Dilimache \u00een rolurile principale, \u015fi mi-a s\u0103rit toat\u0103 ferma de postaci proru\u015fi \u00een cap? Cred c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103-mi scot atestatul de clarv\u0103z\u0103toare, pentru c\u0103, \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, recentul turneu al lui Gigi Becali pe la televiziuni sugereaz\u0103 c\u0103 l-au f\u0103cut de bani ca o ga\u015fc\u0103 de juc\u0103tori de alba-neagra. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen ultima vreme, prete\u015fugul cu Dilimache a \u00eenceput s\u0103-l afecteze pe Simion. Acesta e fascinat de arogan\u0163a de securist b\u0103tr\u00e2n atoatedispre\u0163uitor a lui Dilimache \u015fi a \u00eenceput s-o ard\u0103 similar: cu refuzul comunic\u0103rii cu presa, cu live-ul de TikTok ca mod de discu\u0163ie cu na\u0163iunea, cu promisiuni de cur\u0103\u0163enie general\u0103 – exact stilul care i-a \u00eendep\u0103rtat lui Dilimache sponsorii \u015fi i-a adus belelele pe cap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei cu cine face Simion cur\u0103\u0163enie general\u0103? Cu Becali, c\u0103ruia nu-i convenea asocierea cu POT, adic\u0103 versiunea pro-putinist\u0103 de\u015f\u0103n\u0163at\u0103 \u015fi de la obraz. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 strategia aia de a face cuplet c\u00e2teva zile cu doamna Anomalia, apoi de a-\u015fi da reciproc preacinstite muy bueno \u015fi a o l\u0103sa sedus\u0103 \u015fi abandonat\u0103 pe margine, ca pe Cici de pe trotuar a fost un one night stand extrem de distractiv pentru noi, publicul, dar extrem de dezavantajos at\u00e2t pentru George, care pare un oportunist de doi lei, c\u00e2t \u015fi pentru Anomalia, care e pus\u0103 public \u00een ipostaza de juc\u0103rie dispensabil\u0103. Brusc, \u00een\u0163elegi c\u0103 \u00een conflictele mai vechi dintre Simion \u015fi \u015eo\u015foac\u0103, \u015eo\u015foac\u0103 avea dreptate, iar Simion are un stil de a folosi femeile ca pe unelte \u015fi a le parca \u00een debaraua de m\u0103turi dup\u0103 ce \u015fi-a f\u0103cut treaba cu ele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hei, dar voi a\u0163i vrut tradi\u0163ionalism, nu? Tradi\u0163ional, femeia era unealta de f\u0103cut treab\u0103 prin cas\u0103 \u015fi locul ei era la crati\u0163\u0103. Nu avea dreptul s\u0103 vrea \u015fi ea lucruri la schimb. Georgic\u0103 v\u0103 trateaz\u0103 tradi\u0163ional, \u015fi tot voi v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mereu am zis c\u0103 fiecare femeie care se pretinde tradi\u0163ionalist\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 fac\u0103 ceea ce predic\u0103: s\u0103 renun\u0163e la jobul bine pl\u0103tit \u015fi s\u0103 fac\u0103 toat\u0103 ziua numai munc\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103 \u015fi temenele la altarul egoului b\u0103rbatului din dotare, \u00een timp ce \u00eei cere lui bani de orice, chiar \u015fi de tampoane. \u015ei c\u0103, dup\u0103 dou\u0103 luni de astfel de trai, dinamica din cuplu ar fi at\u00e2t de insuportabil\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t tradi\u0163ionalista noastr\u0103 \u015fi-ar vopsi p\u0103rul albastru, \u015fi-ar l\u0103sa floci p\u00e2n\u0103 la genunchi \u015fi ar face miting feminist la guvern cu pancarta \u201eJos m\u00e2na de pe drepturile mele, \u00een mor\u021bii m\u0103-tii.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar divaghez. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S-au certat Gigi \u0219i George pe Anomalia, Gigi a ie\u0219it din AUR, \u0219i George a dat un discurs din categoria \u201ece dor ne e de tonul superior sc\u00e2rbit al lui guru.\u201d Ceea ce l-a luat prin surprindere pe Becali, care \u0219tia ceea ce noi doar intuiam, \u0219i anume, c\u0103 a finan\u021bat hardcore partidul AUR, inclusiv \u00een mult mediatizatul caz cu casele de la Pechea, unde Becali a dat b\u0103netul \u0219i AUR a dat cu pompo\u0219enie la televizor. \u0218i c\u00e2nd unul \u021bi-e dator \u0219i c\u0103ma\u0219a de pe el, nu te a\u0219tep\u021bi s\u0103 fie tare-n clon\u021b. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Guru, care e mult mai abil dec\u00e2t Jorjel, nu s-a luat niciodat\u0103 la perpulis public cu Potra sau cu alt finan\u021bator. Pentru c\u0103 a te tufe \u00een gur\u0103 cu cei care bag\u0103 bani \u00een fundul t\u0103u e un comportament care alung\u0103 al\u021bi poten\u021biali sponsori. Nimic nu descurajeaz\u0103 investi\u021bia ca lipsa de respect fa\u021b\u0103 de investitor. \u00cenc\u0103 o lec\u021bie pe care Jorjic\u0103 e prea ageamiu s-o \u00een\u021beleag\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i Becali s-a r\u0103zbunat cu un turneu pe la televiziuni, \u00een care a descris am\u0103nun\u021bit tot ce a investit \u00een AUR, \u00een general, \u0219i \u00een Simion, \u00een particular. R\u00e2dem de cele trei tone de br\u00e2nz\u0103, dar dincolo de asta, r\u0103m\u00e2ne faptul c\u0103 suveranismul i-a cam dat daun\u0103 financiar\u0103 lui nea Gigi. \u0218i scump, \u0219i p\u0103gubos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum, George o d\u0103 cotit\u0103 pe TikTok, c\u0103 au fost doar \u00eemprumuturi, c\u0103 oricum \u00eei d\u0103 \u00eenapoi, c\u0103 banii la partid sunt banii la partid, c\u0103 br\u00e2nza a fost dar de nunt\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 nu e cre\u0219tine\u0219te s\u0103 sco\u021bi ochii cu darul de nunt\u0103, c\u0103 prea te-ai sup\u0103rat \u0219i m\u0103t\u0103lu\u021b\u0103 a\u0219a din nimic, c\u0103 glumeam cu muya aia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E oarecum trist: sunt unii care duc nostalgia serb\u0103rilor de la gimnaziu cu poezii \u00eenfl\u0103c\u0103rate despre patrie \u0219i popor \u0219i se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 dea bani trep\u0103du\u0219ilor putini\u0219ti. Apoi se mir\u0103 c\u0103 loialit\u0103\u021bile trep\u0103du\u0219ilor putini\u0219ti sunt fa\u021b\u0103 de al\u021bi trep\u0103du\u0219i putini\u0219ti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 v\u0103 e a\u0219a dor de elan patriotic, sponsoriza\u021bi-m\u0103 pe mine \u0219i promit un tur de anticariate, s\u0103 v\u0103 caut to\u021bi poe\u021bii de serviciu ai lui Ceau\u0219escu, \u0219i v\u0103 fac serbare sear\u0103 de sear\u0103 pe TikTok. V\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nt \u201eNoi suntem rom\u00e2ni\u201d, dac\u0103 sponsorizarea sare de mia de euro. \u0218i avantajul ca fi c\u0103 nu v\u0103 v\u00e2nd lui Putin profit\u00e2nd de nostalgia voastr\u0103 dup\u0103 vremurile c\u00e2nd nu v\u0103 dureau genunchii cu dou\u0103 zile \u00eenainte s\u0103 se strice vremea \u0219i c\u00e2nd v\u0103 putea\u021bi ridica din pat f\u0103r\u0103 \u201eop-a\u0219aa!\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar disponibilitatea de a-i da cu \u0219utul lui Becali, un sponsor al partidului, pentru guru, o c\u0103pu\u0219\u0103 a partidului, ne spune c\u0103 Jorjic\u0103 nu prea are g\u00e2ndire strategic\u0103. \u0218i c\u0103 \u00een inima lui, el e Dilimache 2: Fury Road. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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