De aceea nu \u00een\u0163eleg intensa satisfac\u0163ie legat\u0103 de nenorocirile ipotetice pe care le-ar \u00eendura \u201ecei woke\u201d, manifestate de suverani\u0219ti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i o lu\u0103m pe tanti asta. Ea a fost \u00een PNL, p\u00e2n\u0103 au dat-o afar\u0103. A fost consilier la Parlamentul European \u0219i a halit banii europeni cu sete, acum e consilier AUR la Camera Deputa\u021bilor \u0219i ne hale\u0219te impozitele. Practic, ultimul cen\u021bi\u0219or din portofelul ei e european. F\u0103r\u0103 Europa, ar fi v\u00e2ndut ro\u0219ii \u00een pia\u021b\u0103, pentru c\u0103 \u00een Rusia lui Putin, femeile sunt smerite \u0219i cumin\u021bele \u00een func\u021bii publice, sau li se \u00eenchid u\u0219ile instant. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i totu\u0219i, tanti asta are un orgasm online cu g\u00e2ndul la necazul altuia, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei pese prea tare c\u0103 ar putea deveni \u0219i necazul ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Bine, prezum\u021bia c\u0103 \u201ear ajunge s\u0103 ne conduc\u0103\u201d e ridicol\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu ar vota-o nici sulea. Cum se vede, singurele func\u021bii pe care le tot ocup\u0103 sunt cele de consilier, pentru c\u0103, din varii motive, convinge pe diver\u0219i n\u0103t\u0103fle\u021bi cu b!tchy mommy issues s\u0103 se uite \u00een gura ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dar ce e cu adev\u0103rat \u00eensp\u0103im\u00e2nt\u0103tor e cum, \u00een fantezia ei bolnav\u0103, s-ar aduce pe ea \u00eens\u0103\u0219i \u00een faliment, \u00een pl\u0103cerea de a face necazuri altora. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218tia\u021bi c\u0103, mai nou, a de\u021bine animale de companie e woke? \ud83d\ude00 Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti votant AUR, f\u0103 bine \u0219i pred\u0103 c\u00e2inii \u0219i pisicile la ad\u0103post, c\u0103 altfel e\u0219ti doar un fagot progresist f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tii. Cel pu\u021bin dup\u0103 mintea acestei tanti. \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n\n\n\n De ce at\u00e2ta furie dezl\u0103n\u021buit\u0103 pe \u201ecopila\u0219ii\u201d femeilor woke? Poate pentru c\u0103 le invidiezi pacea \u0219i relaxarea pe care o tr\u0103iesc c\u00e2nd stau cu pisica \u0219i un pahar de vin pe canapea, \u00een timp ce tu e\u0219ti \u00eentr-un infinit r\u0103zboi cu tine \u00eens\u0103\u021bi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Apoi, remarc\u0103m disperarea de a-i vedea pe al\u021bii nefe. Oare de ce? Cu ce te \u00eenc\u0103lze\u0219te dac\u0103 al\u021bii fac amor \u0219i cu cine? Exist\u0103 un r\u0103spuns, \u0219i categoric acesta e singurul r\u0103spuns: tu suferi de nefe cronic\u0103, \u0219i ai impresia c\u0103, dac\u0103 stau \u0219i al\u021bii nefe, \u021bi se relaxeaz\u0103 \u021bie ovarele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Uhm, nu a\u0219a func\u021bioneaz\u0103. G\u0103se\u0219te un am\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 te fe \u0219i pe tine, sau cump\u0103r\u0103-\u021bi un vibrator viguros \u0219i zdrav\u0103n \u0219i, \u00een secunda \u00een care ai un orgasm, vei constata c\u0103 activit\u0103\u021bile de dormitor ale altora devin minunat de irelevante. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Partea cu adev\u0103rat ironic\u0103 e c\u00e2nd aceast\u0103 tanti, care \u00een mod vizibil are nevoie de ani lungi \u0219i grei de tratament, viseaz\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 tratamentul tulbur\u0103rilor emo\u021bionale \u00een afara legii. S\u0103 ne \u00een\u021belegem. nu ajunge s\u0103 te fecundeze at\u00e2t de aprig grija de vie\u021bile altora dac\u0103 tu e\u0219ti ok cu a ta. Po\u021bi disputa politici publice, o facem cu to\u021bii. Dar c\u00e2nd grija ta e concentrat\u0103 pe intimitatea altora, e semn c\u0103 a ta e varz\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 ai nevoie de mult, mult ajutor de specialitate. Lipsa compasiunii vine din faptul c\u0103 tu personal ai primit extrem de pu\u021bin\u0103 compasiune \u0219i extrem de mult\u0103 cruzime, fizic\u0103 sau emo\u021bional\u0103, \u00een copil\u0103rie \u0219i adolescen\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Faza cu drogurile ne aduce la alt cli\u0219eu pe care trompetele putiniste ador\u0103 s\u0103-l repete: eticheta de \u201edroga\u021bi\u201d. De ce s\u0103-\u021bi ba\u021bi capul s\u0103 comba\u021bi argumentele p\u0103r\u021bii pro-europene c\u00e2nd po\u021bi, pur \u0219i simplu, s\u0103-i declari \u201edroga\u021bi\u201d \u0219i pretinzi c\u0103 ai \u00eenchis discu\u021bia? <\/p>\n\n\n\n A plouat cu eticheta de \u201edrogat\u0103\u201dde la postaci \u0219i pe pagina mea, chit c\u0103 singurele pastile pe care le iau sunt cele de Parasinus pentru r\u0103ceal\u0103 \u0219i Claritine pentru alergii de sezon, \u0219i n-am v\u0103zut un cui de mai mult de zece ani. \u0218i, da, a\u0219 avea \u0219i eu o ini\u021biativ\u0103 legal\u0103: amend\u0103 pentru cei ce eticheteaz\u0103 un om ca \u201edrogat\u201d \u0219i nu au probe. O gr\u0103mad\u0103 de oportunit\u0103\u021bi mi-au fost refuzate pe insinuarea de \u201ete droghezi\u201d, chit c\u0103 NIMENI NICIODAT\u0102 nu a putut dovedi asta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Amuzant e cum t\u00e2mpi\u021bii viseaz\u0103 la \u00eenchiderea multina\u021bionalelor, chit c\u0103 ele le-au oferit primele joburi decent pl\u0103tite \u0219i din impozitele lor are \u0219i specimenul nostru ce s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce. Rom\u00e2nia f\u0103r\u0103 multina\u021bionale ar fi Republica Socialist\u0103 Foamea-n g\u00e2t. \u0218i foamea asta ar afecta-o \u0219i pe trompet\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 salariul ei vine din numitele impozite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Nu exist\u0103 produc\u021bie? Nu ai pe ce pl\u0103ti impozit. Nu vin impozite? Bugetul de stat se duce \u00een cap. Nu exist\u0103 bani la buget? Nu exist\u0103 salarii de bugetari. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Practic, t\u00e2mpita ar t\u0103ia craca de care at\u00e2rn\u0103 \u0219i ea, dar hei, ce conteaz\u0103 un astfel de detaliu c\u00e2nd singura ta bucurie de necazul altora? <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eDeschid ferme de porci \u0219i vaci\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Aici se impune o singur\u0103 \u00eentrebare: ce o \u00eempiedic\u0103 pe tanti s\u0103 deschid\u0103 o ferm\u0103 chiar acum? Bani are. \u0218i europeni, \u0219i ruse\u0219ti, \u0219i de la buget, c\u0103 a \u0219tiut s\u0103 soog\u0103 din toate p\u0103r\u021bile. Timp liber are, c\u0103 a fi consilier e cu program de lucru flexibil. Tot ce are de f\u0103cut e s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenfiin\u021beze ferma. <\/p>\n\n\n\n De ce nu o face? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Pentru c\u0103 munca e mult\u0103, grea, \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 ai competen\u021be reale pentru a cre\u0219te animale, a le men\u021bine s\u0103n\u0103toase \u0219i a genera profit cu ele. Iar mul\u021bi din idio\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia care \u021bip\u0103 mult \u0219i prost au zero experien\u021b\u0103 antreprenorial\u0103. Nu \u0219tiu ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 s\u0103 studiezi pia\u021ba, s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi pui la b\u0103taie propriii bani \u0219i s\u0103 lup\u021bi ca, la un moment dat, s\u0103 dea roade. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dar pentru a \u00eempiedica idio\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia b\u0103tu\u021bi \u00een cap care au o singur\u0103 bucurie \u00een via\u021b\u0103, \u0219i anume r\u0103ul altuia, s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i desf\u0103\u0219oare ideile inepte. \u0219i de a aduce Rom\u00e2nia \u00een colaps economic, trebuie s\u0103 ne mobiliz\u0103m \u0219i s\u0103 mergem la vot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Nu cunosc un singur userist, reperist etc. care s\u0103 derive at\u00e2ta satisfac\u021bie malign\u0103 din modul \u00een care ar putea distruge vie\u021bile altora, \u0219i asta v\u0103 spune tot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218i cum nefericirea vizibil\u0103 a acestei tanti nu \u00eemi umple miraculos flaconul de parfum care d\u0103 s\u0103 se termine, m\u0103 voi opri aici din acest text, s\u0103 \u00eel comand din timp pe urm\u0103torul, iar vou\u0103 v\u0103 dau o singur\u0103 tem\u0103 de medita\u021bie: <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ce te face mai \u00eemplinit? S\u0103 faci lucruri pentru tine \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi asiguri forma de bun\u0103stare care te \u00eempline\u0219te, sau s\u0103 sapi pe altul \u0219i s\u0103 te bucuri de r\u0103ul lui? <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Cafeaua \u00eemi ascute argumentele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" La un moment dat \u00een trecut, am avut un individ care \u00ee\u015fi f\u0103cuse misiune din a m\u0103 sabota \u015fi online, \u015fi offline, \u015fi \u00een...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":9373,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/FACEPALM.png?fit=800%2C486&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27796"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27799,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27796\/revisions\/27799"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/image-13.png?resize=442%2C782&ssl=1\")
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