{"id":27850,"date":"2025-04-11T11:06:47","date_gmt":"2025-04-11T08:06:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27850"},"modified":"2025-04-11T12:06:25","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T09:06:25","slug":"ponta-si-apele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ponta-si-apele\/","title":{"rendered":"Ponta \u015fi apele"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Are un noroc Turcescu de n-ai v\u0103zut. To\u0163i t\u00e2mpi\u0163ii se sparg \u00een anchet\u0103 la el \u00een podcast, \u015fi mai ajunge viral o dat\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce Dilimache Putinescu i-a povestit senin \u015fi cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze cum vor veni germanii s\u0103 cear\u0103 loc de munc\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, Victor Ponta i-a povestit senin \u015fi cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze cum a deschis el ecluzele la Por\u0163ile de Fier 1 \u015fi 2 s\u0103 inunde sate rom\u00e2ne\u015fti \u015fi s\u0103 salveze Belgradul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toat\u0103 lumea a s\u0103rit s\u0103 se indigneze, dar mie mi s-a p\u0103rut povestea un pic cusut\u0103 cu a\u0163\u0103 alb\u0103 \u0219i am zis s\u0103 nu sar \u00een sus \u00eenainte s\u0103 ias\u0103 \u0219i alte versiuni, c\u0103 eram pe tocuri \u0219i riscam s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n \u0219chioap\u0103. \ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen fond, \u00een 2014, Ponta era el prim ministru, dar era evident c\u0103 era marioneta, iar vicepremierul Dragnea, ca p\u0103pu\u015far, avea m\u00e2na at\u00e2t de ad\u00e2nc \u00eenfipt\u0103 \u00een fundul lui, \u00eenc\u00e2t Irinuca devenise geloas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei Dragnea nu \u015fi-ar fi inundat din proprie ini\u0163iativ\u0103 mo\u015fiile din Teleorman, c\u0103 o fi el par\u015fiv \u015fi oportunist, dar nu e imbecil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Inunda\u0163iile din 2014 au fost \u00eengrozitoare pentru Rom\u00e2nia. Au distrus 3000 de case, au \u00eenecat sute de animale, \u015fi mi-aduc aminte c\u0103 s-au raportat decese, dispari\u0163ii \u015fi accident\u0103ri ale unor persoane. Dar dac\u0103 dai un google bazat pe 2014, descoperi c\u0103, \u00een Serbia, jum\u0103tate de \u0163ar\u0103 a fost nimicit\u0103 de ape, \u015fi nu doar de Dun\u0103re, ci de r\u00e2urile mari ale \u0163\u0103rii, umflate de precipita\u0163ii. \u015ei da, inclusiv Belgradul a fost inundat zdrav\u0103n, de mai aveai pu\u0163in \u015fi construiai Arca lui Noe 2.0. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar o astfel de decizie nu putea fi luat\u0103 DOAR de prim ministru, c\u0103 \u00een 2014 \u00eenc\u0103 era democra\u0163ie, nu se trezea nimeni Ceau\u015fescu reales. Nu putea fi luat\u0103, \u015fi nici n-a fost. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hidroelectrica a ie\u015fit instant cu comunicat de pres\u0103, s\u0103 dezmint\u0103 c\u0103 ar fi deschis cineva Por\u0163ile de Fier, iar demnitarii vremii, Dragnea \u015fi Ministrul Apelor Doina Pan\u0103 au dezmin\u0163it \u015fi ei c\u0103 Ponta ar fi avut vreo ini\u0163iativ\u0103 de acest tip. Dragnea a avut chiar un discurs furibund<\/strong><\/a> pe subiect, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-l pe fostul s\u0103u protejat \u201ebolnav\u201d \u0219i \u201emitoman\u201d \u0219i explic\u00e2nd c\u0103 el personal a fost \u00een 2014 la Por\u021bile de Fier s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce se poate face PENTRU ROM\u00c2NIA (\u0219i mo\u0219iile lui din Teleorman, not\u0103 Lorena) \u0219i c\u0103 Ponta n-a avut nici o leg\u0103tur\u0103 direct\u0103 \u0219i concret\u0103 nici cu Por\u021bile de Fier – unde a\u0219a venea apa pentru c\u0103 r\u00e2urile erau umflate de excesul de precipita\u021bii – \u0219i c\u0103 el, Dragnea, s-a ocupat de tot. Iar Ponta a primit doar un raport cu situa\u021bia. Raport din care nu a \u00een\u021beles nimic, cum se vede. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E at\u00e2t de amuzant cum Ponta \u00eencearc\u0103 din r\u0103runchi s\u0103 fie suveranist, iar suverani\u0219tii nu-l scot nici cu slujbe din programul de alupigus \u00eenv\u00e2rto\u0219at. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i mama suverani\u0219tilor, Anca Mar\u0219TV, vitupereaz\u0103 furioas\u0103 despre Ponta de cum apare subiectul \u00een dialog. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De aceea nu \u00een\u021beleg nici arogan\u021ba lui, nici panica asta generalizat\u0103 c\u0103 intr\u0103 \u00een turul al doilea. Pro-europenii nu-l vor, suverani\u0219tii nici at\u00e2t. Cine s\u0103-l voteze? Nici m\u0103car mor\u021bii lui Dragnea din Teleorman, c\u0103ci, iat\u0103, l-a sup\u0103rat pe must\u0103cios. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Singura ap\u0103 cu care a avut Ponta treab\u0103 e apa pe care a b\u0103ut-o dup\u0103 Dilimache Putinescu, care tr\u0103ie\u0219te \u0219i el \u00eentr-un univers paralel, \u00een care adev\u0103rul e definit drept \u201ece mai delirez eu azi\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Izbe\u0219te-m\u0103 cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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