{"id":27934,"date":"2025-04-25T14:40:19","date_gmt":"2025-04-25T11:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27934"},"modified":"2025-04-25T14:41:08","modified_gmt":"2025-04-25T11:41:08","slug":"cum-a-ajuns-vasile-din-ploiesti-sa-judece-ccr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-a-ajuns-vasile-din-ploiesti-sa-judece-ccr\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum a ajuns Vasile din Ploie\u0219ti s\u0103 judece CCR"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Mai \u021bine\u021bi minte c\u00e2nd o b\u0103tut\u0103 \u00een cap din Canada amenin\u021ba pe TikTok c\u0103 a dat Rom\u00e2nia \u00een judecat\u0103 la tribunalul local, \u0219i ca o adev\u0103rat\u0103 suveranist\u0103, crede sincer c\u0103 str\u0103inii ne vor rezolva problemele? Iar Mar\u0219TV a dedicat o sear\u0103 de \u201ene amintim cu drag de OTV\u201d t\u00e2mpitei \u0219i amenin\u021b\u0103rilor ei, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 instige popula\u021bia \u0219i s\u0103 bage spaim\u0103 \u00een \u201esistem\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu prea \u0219tiu ce e \u0103la \u201esistem\u201d, singurul sistem pe care \u00eel cunosc eu e sistemul turbo, dar ok. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00centors\u0103tur\u0103 major\u0103 de situa\u021bie: tribunalul canadian a declinat competen\u021ba \u0219i a trimis dosarul la CCR care s-a \u0219ters la c** cu el atent \u0219i mig\u0103los, s\u0103 nu rateze vreun cotlon \u00eentunecat unde s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 ag\u0103\u021bat\u0103 vreo perlu\u021b\u0103 maro. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar cegeii sunt ca plo\u0219ni\u021bele. Imposibil de comb\u0103tut, mai ales c\u00e2nd ai un vecin care are casa plin\u0103 \u0219i reapar iar \u0219i iar prin g\u0103uricile microscopice din peretele comun. Cumperi insecticide. Scapi de ele o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, apoi reapar. Chemi specialist. Te rezolv\u0103 o lun\u0103, apoi reapar. Singura solu\u021bie e s\u0103-\u021bi bagi pwla \u00een rasa \u0103luia iresponsabil \u0219i s\u0103 te mu\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen aceast\u0103 metafor\u0103, vecinul e Rusia, iar plo\u0219ni\u021bele sunt to\u021bi raha\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia cu ochi care insist\u0103 s\u0103 ni-l bage pe g\u00e2t, iar \u0219i iar, pe Dilimache Putinescu, pe care nu \u00een\u021beleg de ce nu l-au b\u0103gat \u00eenc\u0103 instan\u021bele dup\u0103 gratii pentru toate acele capete de acuzare pe care le pot dovedi \u0219i eu cu o c\u0103utare pe google. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar cum refuz op\u021biunea de a m\u0103 muta eu din \u021bar\u0103 \u0219i a l\u0103sa plo\u0219ni\u021bele s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige partida, ne r\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103-i expunem iar \u0219i iar, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd trec alegerile, hopefully cu un pre\u0219edinte s\u0103n\u0103tos la cap, \u0219i hopefully ne lini\u0219tim. Hopefully. De\u0219i lini\u0219tea asta, care ne venea at\u00e2t de natural \u00een anii 2010, a ajuns o utopie \u00een anii 2020. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rahatul \u0103sta cu contesta\u021biile deciziei CCR a \u00eenceput, ca orice rahat \u00een ultima vreme, pe TikTok. Unde alt\u0103 t\u00e2mpit\u0103, c\u0103reia eu personal i-a\u0219 verifica \u00eencas\u0103rile din ultimele luni, inclusiv prin mijloace alternative de plat\u0103 cum ar fi Paxum sau Payoneer, a lansat o mi\u0219care \u201eTurul 2 \u00e2napoi\u201d, cu clipuri \u0219i un site <\/a>\u00een care \u00eei \u0219colea pe to\u021bi adormi\u021bii mintal ai Maicii Domnului cum s\u0103 bombardeze toate cur\u021bile de apel din \u021bar\u0103 cu cereri de anulare a sentin\u021bei CCR.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 acum, a plouat cu astfel de cereri, \u0219i, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een prezent, toate au fost respinse cu acela\u0219i argument: DECLINAREA COMPETEN\u021aEI. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 tot ce \u021bine de alegeri cade \u00een curtea CCR \u0219i nici o instan\u021b\u0103 local\u0103 nu e mai presus de CCR. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru cegeul retardat care n-a prins-o pe asta din prima \u0219i se preg\u0103te\u0219te s\u0103 abereze cum c\u0103 patriotism \u0219i cutare, o explic \u00een limbajul aferent: B\u0103i, lepr\u0103 pr0ast\u0103 b\u0103tubil\u0103 cu bocancul peste bot, fiecare tribunal are o arie de competen\u021be. \u0218i dac\u0103 tribunalul X are exclusivitate pe aria de competen\u021be Y, nu poate altcineva s\u0103 se bage peste el. Ai priceput, vita p\u0103m\u00e2ntului? Probabil c\u0103 nu. C\u0103 dac\u0103 nu d\u0103deai \u00een gropi de bou \u0219i de javr\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi g\u0103seai un idol mai pu\u021bin tic\u0103los. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mbun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i, cum ziceam, judec\u0103tori din toat\u0103 \u021bara au declinat competen\u021ba pe aceast\u0103 spe\u021b\u0103, pentru c\u0103, obiectiv, NU era treaba lor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar s-a g\u0103sit Vasile din Ploie\u0219ti. B\u0103iat ambi\u021bios, plimbat prin Minister, dornic s\u0103 se remarce din nou. Cam ca Danile\u021b, care, cum nu se discut\u0103 de el dou\u0103 zile, cum e cuprins de nevoia acut\u0103 de aten\u021bie \u0219i mai posteaz\u0103 un clip unde se d\u0103 Tokugawa de TikTok, lupt\u00e2ndu-se feroce cu aerul \u0219i cu du\u0219manii imaginari. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i Vasile a \u00eencercat o manevr\u0103: Ia s\u0103 aprob eu cererea asta, s\u0103 vedem ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Istoria ne spune ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103: zbori din magistratur\u0103, s\u0103 nu te \u00eencurce roba de magistrat \u00een vitejiile de TikTok, iar t\u00e2mpeniile tale sunt declarate nule \u0219i neavenite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deci, turul doi \u00e2napoi va fi la fel de durabil ca Republica de la Ploie\u0219ti, iar Vasile va g\u0103si \u00een mod sigur un contract de p\u0103rerist la Mar\u0219TV, s\u0103 bat\u0103 c\u00e2mpii acolo cot la cot cu restul has-beenilor care \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 mimeze c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 sunt relevan\u021bi \u0219i pe care probabil c\u0103 Mar\u0219TV \u00eei cump\u0103r\u0103 la pre\u021b de lichidare de stoc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oricum, m-am distrat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Deshidrateaz\u0103 autorul cu o cafea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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